Drop some ''new'' funny ass momma jokes....
 

okay

ur mommas face is so oily bush left iraq for her...........

your momma's "pores" are so huge there are bums living in her face:)

your momas so fat.....

ur momma poors ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh..........

Ya momma says she's wearin' capris 'cuz she can only afford 3/4 a pair of pants...

hey this aint a mooma joke but lil flip said this joke,
one day g-unit tried to get on a bus and then lliyd said to buck, man we cain, buck said y, loyyd was like we aint got 50 cents
it was lame i know

ur moms like a short bus she even picks up the retarted kids.............rofl

ya mamas so ugly she put pretty on her christmas list.............

^Ya momma's the reason they made the double-wide...

/\/\ ya mamas like a clock she has 3 hands inside her at all times.............

ya momma so fat her nickname iz DAMN!!!

^Ya momma like a shotgun...one cock and she's ready to blow!

ur gay that old shit..............new ones.

but if ya wanna go old skool

ur moms like a hardward store 5 cents a nail 10 cents a screw.........

I'm gay? Shut up wit'cha big ol' "My earrings are bigger than the ones on my girl" face (sig). Lol I'm playin', MK holla!

^ Yo mamma teeth so yellow...her tongue need sunglasses.

Yo mama had so much acne...you could play connect the dots on her face.

You father hairline so recieted.....when he gets a shape up, the barber says turn around.
^^^ROOOOFFFFLLL!!!!

Yo mama so fat...she has three titties..the ones on her chest...then her chin.

/\/\ ur mom such a ho u could drive a plane into her pussy and she still wouldnt feel it.................. no beef nikkas

Your mom gets fucked in the ear

ur dicks that small???...............

ya moms pussy stinks so much i had to wear a gas mask......
*no wonder why saddam hid in the ground for 6 months*
i would of 2 but besides ur moms pussy there was no other hole i could fit in.....