I can't believe this shit.
 

My football team lost yesterday, and everyone blaming me because I wasn't "comenting" on plays as I usually do. They said I shoulda ran the ball more instead of getting passing yards. I'm the motha fucking quarterback, these bitches pose to protect me. And I got sacked and hurt my ankle but i'ma still play though. I still had a dope game though so these bitches can lick a nut, unless I get kicked off the team and don't become captain anymore I could care less what they say.

ROFLMAO

Im a running back.
but ummm, why did they expect you to run the ball and you're the quater back?
they should be getting open.

kryogenix a running back lmfao.....your tha waterboy stop playin.....an meta they want you to be micheal vick.....

u.. runnin back?... haha more like lip-backer

bet i could both of you on yall ass at the same time.

lmfao@tha waterboy......

<WR, nigkas. :) Yea, meta, if you had me on yo team, I would be open all the time. :)

lmao

damn im a running back and i wide reciever i would have helped you

(Allstar 7 years str8 )

you fuckerz an playin offense ima cornerback dopest position on da field

Pitiful...your the only one laughing at your own joke.

I used to play football...but I'm lazy...so fuggit.

Haha, football isn't really my sport it's just the coach wanted me on the team, i'm more of a basketball player.

^ You CANNOT see me with the rock my nig.

^^I'll cross you so bad ya school teachers would be like...damn. Lol, next year i'll prolly be starting on varsity. Bitches won't let 10th graders start on varsity so I play on jv. I shoulda stayed on varsity even if I didn't get any playing time. Just to say I made the shit.

^ Lmao...thats what niggas from my school freshman team be saying...they never get in the JV games, but just talk shit cause they got moved up to there.

Damn son... y'all lost that sucks... yeah I had to quit the team this morning... cuz I fucked some kid up after the game... the bitch spit on my face!!! But yeah... S/WR... haha... we won last night tho... 12-7

cornerback juss a fast dude who cant catch....... where my Tightends/D-ends at????? i was prolly the one sackin yo ass Meta......... hahaha jk, we won 30-0 tho in our game......... team sucked so much

last year we went to state!!! but we got our asses kicked... and cornerback's can catch man... last year I was the third corner cuz I wasn't the best a pass defense but I led the team in INTs tho...

welll on our team they cant............ but if u were so good at catchin ud be startin reciever too unless ur real short, thatd be understandable and shit

I was startin' reciever... on a team that NEVER throws the ball... I had a whole 12 catches all season... funny thing tho... 11 TDs.

But I blow some coverages every now and then thats why I didn't start Corner and that's why I played Safety this year.

Lol i'm never getting sacked, that was my first time in 2 years. And the only time I did I got somewhat injured.

he can't pass the ball when DBs like me on that field....

shit i play cornerback and lead my league in interceptions lastyear...maybe your teams can't catch, we going for our second championship in 4 years, undefeated this year

word Red Bull... I would own Metaphysic... fuckin' petty ass quarterback. lol

Man... I own the field at reciever too... but I got benched after the first 5 minutes cuz I got into a fight cuz someone spit in my face... so now I'm a senior kicked off of the football team after 4 games... wtf.

^^^^^shutup red bull.......... this is america, our football is not that white ball u kick around into the net.............. hahah jk man, but if vp is tellin the truth then u pretty raw......... yea, my team actually passes alot but its all messed up cuz our qb never stays in the pocket and throws......... hes always throwin it on the run or juss runnin it, so we hardly get any catches......... i lead my team in Tds right now........2..... weve only played one game so far, rest has been preseason

LMAO!! people say i'm a "pretty boy thug" but I take hits like everyone else. It's just hoes aint catching me on the field. Off the field, I be catching hoes.

:hump:

We're gonna win tomorrow and i'ma thrown some touchdown passes bitches. I'll post pictures if they take some.

shit man good luck, i play QB my self and my team is shit they couldnt catch a fuckin cold. My blockin is aight, but my RB is fuckin stupid. So i have to do shit my self, pass (rarely but still 150 yadrs per game), run (bout same as pass). Good luck at that game.

LMAO we almost lost if it wasn't for my damn reciever running out of bounds to stop the clock.

word sme thing happened here...I gave it my all...but some of my teamates were bullshit...they gave up on defense bein fuckin idiots andn o t guardin the guy who I said was good......Quarterback threw ok passes...bleh....Im pissed..