How Do You Beat A Drug Test??????
 

ive heard some wild shit and wanna see what yaw say....i gotta take one in 48 hours so i get this job so i dont fail a class so i can play basketball


by the way..the drug is weed

dont do weed and u dont fail the test simple

Get a big fuk'n bat.....when they throw that drug test at you beat the shit outta of it. Thats my adivce! ;)

someone e-slap this MF


this shit is serious...and i know we got weed heads on this site

GOLDENSEAL DONT WORK IT SHOWS ON THE TEST YOU GOTTA DO LIKE WE DID UPNORTH BE ON YOUR WATER GAME DRINK MADD WATER BEFORE YOU GO TO TAKE THE TEST PISS LIKE 15 TIMES AND THEN GO TAKE THE TEST AND YOULL BE AIGHT :thumbup:

for show dont take weed and dont act like forsaken..easy like 1, 2, 3

no smoke weed and take niasin i think it might be called drink cranberrty juice, drink grapfruit juice, lots of water, take two eggs, shots of vinager, if you got forty bucks get some ready clean... there i smore shit than that but it all seems to work have someone piss for you

lmao.. Get one of ya friends who dont smoke to piss in a bottle or test tube, then wrap the fucker up tight and when u go behind the cirtains to piss.. You know what to do ;)

either have someone piss for you... OR... if you get high all the time and are in fear of tests, piss when ur not high and save it (but dont mistake it for lemonade) and then when you need it, bring it out... but it might be cold... i dont know what to do about that...

lol @ piss when your not high..

THC stays in your blood stream for approx 3 months after smoking buds.. Now edit your post and change it to "I am stupid and I shouldnt have tried to give advice on something I didnt know about"

over here if we get in trouble wit that shit we all pitch in and buy some shit called "flow" or atleast -they- call it that lol, suppose to drain everythin out in ur piss and goes away in like a few days instead of staying in ur body for a few weeks

or u could just do it the easier way and dont smoke weed

dont do drug's.. dont be in a position were you need to do a drug test. .............run!!!!

yo theres no way to cheat the drug test, just dont do any drugs up to about 2 weeks before the test and you'll be sweet!

your only chance ta beat the test is if you get some1 to piss for you...make sure there male< cause the test will know..lmao...yep follow nos's advice< your only chance kid..

dont do drugs ;)

many ways 2 beat a drug test my man

all depends on wha kinda test u takein

^^LMFAO

im takin a fuckin piss test...we are all talkin about piss test....what typa test do u think im takin

da vinci...i heard that from like the first 8 people i talked to..so i guess, congratulations your in the top ten

congratulations is a long ass word


HOW DO YOU KEEP THE PISS WARM IF SUMONE PISSES FOR YOU

it has to be between 90 and 100 degrees 4 minutes after

and ima say thanx to saraan cuz he actually came with sum info...and daz and nos but i already thought of sumone to piss for me

^the test fails you if its below 90 degrees im on parole trust me i told you how drink mad water and keep pissing then go to take the test keep drinking water piss half out then go take the test it will be all water that how we beat tests up north and on parole :thumbup:

^word that should work... its not like the test will be top of the line olympic level shit..

u fail if the piss is clear

if you must do drugs, have one of ya clean friends piss in a condom (obviously like a magnum) tie it off and rubberband that shit to ya eg so when they make ya empty ya pockets they don't find it. it's gotta be rubberbanded to ya leg so it stays warm enuf cuz they check that. then dump da condom into the cup an stuff that shit in ya pocket, you'll pass no prob.

^^^^^^ lol ..... but what if the condom breaks on your leg slick?..... ha ha ha!!! that would be funny.... the condom breaks and you have someones piss running down your leg onto the floor..... thast doctor would be like DAMN HOLD IT BOY!!... aww that would be gross.........

But yeah if you drink alot of water and piss alot then you should pass the test.....

hmmm, how to beat drugs tests..
u could take a page outamy book here...
An not do drugs!

congradulations, your are teh 100th person that has gave me that answer on the three sites i asked this question on

Take a lil drink from this store i called buddah buddah.. clears your system within 24 hours..

You need this white powder stuff, snow or some shit. lol i am bein serious, it cleanses your system.