One-Man-Band vs KING_LUCIF
 

Battle Rules:

6 - UNLIMITED Lines
No Crew Votes
No Recycling
No Biting
No herb votes

Minimum posts to vote: 100

Check in by: 10-10-04 at 11:50 PM

Must drop verse in 4320 minutes after check in.

One-Man-Band has ACCEPTED this battle on 10-07-04 11:51 PM.

KING_LUCIF has ACCEPTED this battle on 10-07-04 11:53 PM.

u neva eva know till u eva fuckin go,
but the real question bro is are u fuckin slow,
out of those 22 wins how many were noshow,
i came back to putdown maddog but while im here i may as well murk this whack ho,

listen boy your tha last band its now all computerised,
the rest of yo band left cause they found out you were overcircumsized,
ok lemme violate the crime and complicate tha punchline,
i think its gonna take more than a one man band to even stand to tha kings rhyme,

ha ha u think yo punches are gonna connect man u dreamin,
fleein from tha kings guard but u drunk on your own daddys semen,
one man bitch stop yo screamin i bet u think u a heman, BLIMP
if so relise into your own bullshit your feedin....WIMP

onemanband ha ha proof even god has a sence of humor,
ok your tha captin of multis and i bet u still cant decide what sex you are,
raggedy band take off tha tank top and buy u a new bra,
you wanted to battle but know u turnin yo back like a fag in a gay bar....

hi im tha devil and i heard your from heaven,
whats tha deal yo dads tha breville and your tha devon,
fuck it i aint even gonna keep wastin my rhymes on you,
1manband ohh i see thats why u dont have a crew,
fuck it 5 half assed verses is enought to make sure 1manbands through

Yarr, matey.. this sea dog'll easily beat ye, belive me jus' try it..
ill best ye even if cap'n OMB speaks completely in pirate!!!


arr .. nobody's heard of ye.. cap'n is a height thats good to get to!
landlubber, ye egos bigger than the great white me crew jus' wrestled!
Cap'ns beat kings any time o' t'year! yarrrr... ye be a smaller rank
ya verse "BOARD" me to death, so matey, ill make ye walk the "plank"!!
yarrr... Ahoy! me pirate instincts say this verse be like a storm in its brew
but its hard to make "cents" of ye. even with me treasure chest of golden dubloons!
Avast! ye be acting all swashbuckler, but this old pirates on top of ya, son!
me n' me hearties'll multi ye off the plank... while garglin 55 bottles o' rum!
ye gotta give the cap'n respect...landlubbers of ye rank just cant see it..
me hearty, just go back to what ya do best.. hey!? why ye suckin my penis!!
I meaned go back to not writin hippity hop shanties!! so git offa me dick!!
still on ye knees ye said "its what i do best".. hes a faggert.. matey get offa me brig!!
offa me ship... this vessel be too fine for a homo.. ye better leave, or..
Ill gut ye like a squid, pillage yer hag... n' plunder ye keel haul!!
Theres no better plunder than me! just cross me gluvs n' y'ell see
cause cap'n omb, is only bound by need of multis n love for the sea!
yarrr bucko! im the finest buccaneer.. and me foes ei'll leave with no quarter
mark'em with the black dot, n send em down te davy jones locker!
Ye scurvy fool!! Ye were fooled by the cap'n.. n the riddles me brings, huh!?
cos when I win and im just yankin ye chain! youll be shoutin "shiver me timbers!"



dedicated to distilled

hmmm where your parents related before they got married.....
damn if only i knew you wanted to be a pirate when yu grow up....
i coulda done some ring pirate and captin feathersword punches lol
fuck it oh well nice verse shit ive been popular with tha vets since i came back

Voted For: One-Man-Band

vote=omb

omb- good flow multis and punches you are sooo godly with text. i like complexity so please elavte on that.

king- work on everything punches was weak or not there and flow and structure was super whack. you gotta be humble with who yu battle

i thought he said no herb votes
dont give me tips cockboy
humbles one thing ridin there cok like u is anotha

but for real, if you had any idea who i was, you wouldnt be talking, im actually like better than omb. so check yaself kid.

yo lucif i was jus fuckin round this battle your thread was the first in open callout :thumbup:

and wordscape is actually a vets alias... so hes not on my dick, and it wasnt a herb vote.. a little unexplained though, im sure u could get it dqed if u posted in the complaints forum..

lol firstly i would be talkin like that cause i dont care who you are if sumone dissrespects me then imma dissrespect em back....
especially pricks who vote preety much on whos got more wins caus ethey think that persons better....
nah but really though i dont throw votes out i never have and hopefully wont have to

Voted For: One-Man-Band

votes here:

King_Lucif: ya mutlis were frequent but not dope, they werent working at all. ya tried to make an effort of punches, but ya used to many pronouns at the end of ya verse. ya structure was aight, could work on some aspects. but ya punches have no insight behind em. ya have to get rank, keep battling and youll get better. lates.

one man: i like the dialect, the whole pirate thing was tight. but it should have only lasted for only half the verse, but i liked it, its never been seen before. ya have good insight unlike ya opponent here, ya have a decent structure, but im still anticipating the sight of ya battling some one worth it, i wanna see ya battle the bet on the site. but ya had nice punches, but lines were a lil stretched, other than that....nice battle., ya win.


vote: one mand band

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why you got such a ego... god damn... ya recs nuthin to be proud of n ya got wack skills... if you really think youre that good, battle me on another rap site were im not know n theres no d/r ... just because People vote for me, dont mean its d/r .. your like empire but less skill

lol not what i ment i didnt actually mean he was doing it i just ment this shit happens

my reps fucked your right but that shit all happened before i came back i wanna change it
i know i should be battlin newbess with one win but that shits degrading

and as for tha wack skills comment man fuck you i have this attitude/ego cause when i came in i was nice and mufafukaz walk all ova ya so fuck that shit

well maybe you should be a bit more humble... instead of havin an im the best atittude.

as i said lol i dont respect those who dont respect me

Voted For: One-Man-Band

KING GOOD FLOW AND STRUCTURE GOOD FLOW AND VOCAB COULD BE BETTER PUNCHES WERE WEAK AS WELL AS DISSES NO HATE JUST WORK ON THOSE MORE YOU HAD A GOOD VERSE OVERALL A 6/10
BUT
OMB OMG THIS WAS FUCKING MADD CREATIVE DOPE AS FUCK HERE GOOD PUNCHES AND DISSES VOCAB FLOW AND STRUCTURE PERFECT BUT THE CREATIVITY WON THIS THAT YOU COULD ACTUAL WIN WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT IS AMAZING BUT YOU DID IT PERFECT I HAVE GAINED A NEW REPECT FOR YOU THIS WAS AMAZING A 10-10

Voted For: One-Man-Band

KING_LUCIF...ur wack nuff said OMB beat ya hands down Yar me matey it seems yee had the stronger punches polly was chokin on her cracker after she saw yar pirate slang...some sea stormin punches and shark infested mulites many have been lost to rhymes spoken by me matey...

KING_LUCIF u rhymed that was bout it walk the plank matey u lost ya tresure map to Cap'n OMB

This was feedback posted for One-Man-Band
 

LMFAO

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you have no idea how much that makes me laugh

I'm off to read it again.

LOL, hahahahahahaha

Seriously, that was the dopest thing I have ever read man.

I won't vote, cos I cant even be bothered to read the other kids verse.

LOL

LOL

LOL


LOOLL

HAHAHA

You make-a me laugh

This was feedback posted for One-Man-Band
 

That was the most amazing verse I have ever read. I didn't even read the other guy's verse because your's just got in my heart and wiggled around...

alter ego - Mike Hosea

this was the wackest battle ive ever read... get a life..

Voted For: One-Man-Band

u neva eva know till u eva fuckin go,
but the real question bro is are u fuckin slow,
out of those 22 wins how many were noshow,
i came back to putdown maddog but while im here i may as well murk this whack ho,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WEAK YO NOT AN GOOD HITTIN PUNCHES I C U TRYIN TO GET ON THA PERSONALS BUT IT AINT WORKIN WITH THAT OPENER


listen boy your tha last band its now all computerised,
the rest of yo band left cause they found out you were overcircumsized,
ok lemme violate the crime and complicate tha punchline,
i think its gonna take more than a one man band to even stand to tha kings rhyme,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ AIGHT AIGHT NICE NICE GOOOD "OK' PUNCHES HIT HARDER MAYNE OMG AINT E-Z TO BEAT WHERE DA PERSONALS


ha ha u think yo punches are gonna connect man u dreamin,
fleein from tha kings guard but u drunk on your own daddys semen,
one man bitch stop yo screamin i bet u think u a heman, BLIMP
if so relise into your own bullshit your feedin....WIMP

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ AIGHT GOOD FLOW "OK" PUNCHES BUT I DONT SEE ANY PERSONALS HOW MANY POST GO BACK IN HISTORY MAYNE W/E BUT HEY NICE FLOW AND "OK" PUNCH



onemanband ha ha proof even god has a sence of humor,
ok your tha captin of multis and i bet u still cant decide what sex you are,
raggedy band take off tha tank top and buy u a new bra,
you wanted to battle but know u turnin yo back like a fag in a gay bar....

hi im tha devil and i heard your from heaven,
whats tha deal yo dads tha breville and your tha devon,
fuck it i aint even gonna keep wastin my rhymes on you,
1manband ohh i see thats why u dont have a crew,
fuck it 5 half assed verses is enought to make sure 1manbands through
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ AIGHT AIGHT GOOD FLOW NICE PUNCHES DIDNT SEE ANY PERSONALS THOUGH,,,,,,,,NICE WORDPLAYS,,,,,,,,PUNCHES WERENT REALLY HITTIN IT BUT GOOD VERSE THOUGH







arr .. nobody's heard of ye.. cap'n is a height thats good to get to!
landlubber, ye egos bigger than the great white me crew jus' wrestled!
Cap'ns beat kings any time o' t'year! yarrrr... ye be a smaller rank
ya verse "BOARD" me to death, so matey, ill make ye walk the "plank"!!
yarrr... Ahoy! me pirate instincts say this verse be like a storm in its brew
but its hard to make "cents" of ye. even with me treasure chest of golden dubloons!
Avast! ye be acting all swashbuckler, but this old pirates on top of ya, son!
me n' me hearties'll multi ye off the plank... while garglin 55 bottles o' rum!
ye gotta give the cap'n respect...landlubbers of ye rank just cant see it..
me hearty, just go back to what ya do best.. hey!? why ye suckin my penis!!
I meaned go back to not writin hippity hop shanties!! so git offa me dick!!
still on ye knees ye said "its what i do best".. hes a faggert.. matey get offa me brig!!
offa me ship... this vessel be too fine for a homo.. ye better leave, or..
Ill gut ye like a squid, pillage yer hag... n' plunder ye keel haul!!
Theres no better plunder than me! just cross me gluvs n' y'ell see
cause cap'n omb, is only bound by need of multis n love for the sea!
yarrr bucko! im the finest buccaneer.. and me foes ei'll leave with no quarter
mark'em with the black dot, n send em down te davy jones locker!
Ye scurvy fool!! Ye were fooled by the cap'n.. n the riddles me brings, huh!?
cos when I win and im just yankin ye chain! youll be shoutin "shiver me timbers!"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LOL LOL HA HA HA HE EVEN BEATIN U IN AN PIRATE VOICE LOL *AHEM* U HAD HARDER PUNCHES AND GOOD FLOW NICE WORDPLAYS NICE MULIT'Z I SEEN YO BATTLES U DIDNT EVEN "TRY" ON THIS PIECE//


AIGHT KING-NICE VERSE U HAD GOOD PUNCHES BUT WERENT REALLY HITTIN IT,,,,,,,,,I DIDNT SEE ANY PERSONALS,,,,,GOOD FLOW,,,,,,NICE WORDPLAYS,,,,,KEEP IT UP MAYNE



ONE-MAN-BAND- U HAD HARDER PUNCHES GOOD FLOW,,,,,A LIL PERSONALS IN DER NICE MULTI'Z

V-OMB CAUSE OF HARDER PUNCHES AND PERSONALS

RETURN AN FAV

~PEACE~