Pimpmanship...
 

whats the most pimpest thing youve ever done?(dont be gay and make something up)

<<is bored.

Last year around Christmas time, this girl was being quite disrespectful to me, callin' me all sorts of names and tryin' to punk me out in front of my friends. So I said I'd be right back, and went into the crib for a minute. I came out with the stapler, grabbed the bitch and stapled her hair to a telephone pole and took one of her shoes, and left her standin' there in the snow with one shoe on...

thats straight fuckin pimp right there...

Ha Ha Ha Ahh Thats Funny

meh, i love it when chicks say ill give you head but i don't wanna swallow...then you hold there head so they can't pull away at the defining moment...
...i dunno i find that to be funny shit........not the most pimpinist thing ive done but its still funny..
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oh n 9th..? you ever nice to girls man...lol...

^^did they ever press charges to rape??
lol
no beef, The summer of this year, i fucked three gurls, and they all cousins. I think that kinda pimped.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Wtf Dats Not Pimp Dats Like................

alter ego - a pimp

YO.. y'all bitches aint nuthin.. one time, a bunch a cats came up like "yo, god, you are the best... ima pay you like $1000 to fuck wunnaya hoez" n i was like "DAMN BOY" pimp slapped the lotta those cheap foo's i be like expensive namsayin like 5Gz a hole namsayin? cats is like WHAT n' im like hell nah.. aint no thang but a g-strang, namsaying?? fuck that.. biatch 89 fourt two seventy namsayin?? peeps be cheap n im like pimpslappin, hoes be like do me n im like naw lady namsaying??? puttin out that 42's on that shit na'mean?? yo

^ u crack me up man

All right so there was this time, when my girl was acting up and shit like yeah i dont see u enough, blah blah blah blah blah, and shit so i was tired of all dat, i put down the phone (not turn it of just put down) then i drove to her house, she was still talkin, i came i salpped her took the money i gave her fo shoppin out of her purse, and went and fucked her best friend.

alter ego - $LXDiesel

man, im gangsta :thumbup:

No Lie This Chick i Was Talking To her momz Is A Stripper i Went Over her house She Wont There Her Ma Gave Me Some Cut...

Wtf.................................^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^

alter ego-OMB

alter ego-Empire

HA HA HA THAT WAS MAD FUNNY :laugh: HA HA HA SLX JUST GOT OWNED :laugh: HA HA OMB IS THE ULTIMATE OWNER ON THIS ROOSTER :laugh:

LMMFAO @ 9th degree,,,,thats classic pimp shit....thats some of the funniest shit heard in awhile...........1

:thumbup: maybe i am???? :huh:

lmao at 9th

fuked this girl... her friend.. her cousin..and her cousin momma :)

but i didnt mean too.

lol

but hold up, 1 of the bitches is buyin me a phone on tha 16th, and her cousin is payin for it

so it's like wat?! :nono: :nono:

i did this shit just cuz i thought it wud be funny once.............

i had this girl over my house, so i cud get some action, well she brought her friend who dont particularly like me...............and all the time whilst we was chattin her friend kept interrupting and i was just hoping she'd shut up and leave. anyway, it got to the point where she was pissing me off. so i went into the bathroom and got some baby powder out of the cupboard and brought it into the kitchen. called her friend in and powdered my hand behind my back and then slapped her right across the face.

PIMP-SLAPPED BEE-ATCH!!!!!

^^^ i was inspired by the movie "How High" and ever since i saw Baby Powder do that shit on there i always wanted to do it myself.

^^^^^hahahhahahah aight.............. gettin 3 dates to homecomin........... but u get slapped wen they find out....... they be pullin out the baby powder

Sup Dolla Bill.

wow....that post made about the many sense.....0

:thumbup:

alter ego - mario

that-a post made-a about this-a many english: 0!

y do yall gotta hate man?????

^lol.. because you are not pimp enough.. im jk..

you guys are disgusting .. guys like you who disrespect women do not diserve them...
fuck all of you.

ok one of my BUDDIES DID THIS ONE BUT IT FUCKIN FUNNY

So this ugly ass chick come up to my firend she got some crush or sumtin and she said she pay hime 10$ just to suck his dick and he still rejected her

that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard, you are such a fucking idiot, do you people ahve no respect for women AT ALL?!?!?

you see liek 50 cent songs and shit saying like "oh i love her blah blah" then they go around and do a song (i.e. P.i.m.p.) and then they act like they disrespect them, they need to quick flip-flopping

^^word.

I'm usually nice as hell to girls. I dont have much heart when it comes to telling a girl that you dont wanna go out with them.

dont word me shut the fuck up you're the bitch who started this thread.

what the fuck? im saying by this thread pimpish not in disrespect of girls, thats how these guys interpreted it.....so dont play me.

im not playing you shut the fuck up you're laughing at all of their perverted jokes and being 'one of the gang' by hopping on the bangwagon shut the fuck up, how else do you expect them to interperate "pimpmanship" you idiot... and im sure you didnt mean it that way, i mean dont get me wrong pimps have SO MUCH respect for women

Hey, I was the first one to post something I did that was disrespectful to females, so I guess I'm sorry for setting a negative tone for this thread. As far as something pimpish without disrespecting bitches? I'll post tomorrow, I'm pretty drunk and going to fuckin' bed...

The first post i put in this thread was starting it. The second was backing you up. (notice how i only agreead with you) pimp can be decided by number of things, they put it each in there own way. I think i can guess your married or engaged...

calm down, we're niggas, and this is wat we talk about, juss like females have their conversations

lol true that.... :laugh2: ......

i am only 15 but i have respect...
and what does you being black have to do with it?