tell a joke
 

aight just wat it says man

"ok me and my girl like to talk when we have sex, so last night when we was diong it she called me from mcdonalds"

aigfht there was this guy in hell and the devil walked by him like " are you hot"
so the guy was like"no man im from cincinnati"
so the devil sayd ill be back, he tuns up the heat to 120 degrees ,the devil comes back and says "are you hot yet?"
the guy replies and says "no im from cincinnati man"
so the devil turns it up one more time and the guy replies ith the same anwser to the question,
so the devil goes and turns the fire pits off and hell freezes over,
the devil comes back and sees the guy jumping p and down, happy as fuck,
the devil runs up and asks "wat ,wat wrong"
the guy replies," hell froze, the bengals must have won the superbowl"

aight last one" T.i. is king of the south" lmao :laugh:

oh yeah

"i found out my girl had crabs so i went and bought her fish net stalkings"

and " T.i. is king of the south" lmao

Nope sorry. I didnt really laugh at any of those jokes.

Ok... So three guys were walking through a field... All the sudden they come up upon this indian tribe... They cheifs tell them they will let them go if they can complete a task... They half to run through a field of naked ladies without getting a boner, if they can do that, they go free... If not, they have to cut off their dicks according to what their dads jobs were... So the first person ran, and he got about half way and popped a boner... His dad was a lumberjack so they cut his dick off with an axe... The second guy got about three quarters of the way their and popped a boner... His dad was a carpenter so that sawed his off... They last guy was within one step before he popped a boner... When the cheif asked him what his fathers profession was, he laughed... The cheif asked what was so funny and he said, "My father was a candy maker, your gonna have to suck mine off...

^^^hahaha thats nasty
shit some jokes dont have to be funny nostro man, just tell one

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=155879

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oreo, if you want a fuckin rematch ill be happy to ko you. you beat my LITERALLY 2 minute keystyle, and only won by dr's...GAY! set t up if you aint scared but drop tomorrow or later tonight cuz its HW time now. :)

Lmfao.. anxieties was funny..

why did disney name tinker bell...tinker bell?
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becuz they were tired of saying..."Come Spot!!!Cum Spot!!!!"

three guy's are deserted on a island.
they have been there for 10 year's struggling to survive.when all of a sudden a magical fuck appeard and said you each get granted 1 wish...

They were all jumping fo joy.
the first guy wish's to be back home with his family in new york.
*click of his finger's* the guy's gone from the island back in new york.

the magical fuck ask's the next guy what his wish is.
He ask's to be back in london with his family.
*click of his finger's* the guy's gone, back to london.

The magical fuck look's at the 3rd guy.
The guy glance's up looking rather upset..
the magical fuck ask's what is wrong..
the 3rd guy sez.."I want my mate's back"..

Ive got a dope one but im too lazy to type it cos its so long..

sux 4 u :thumbup:

i think its more funny to be accidental then to do it on purpose..unless yuour a comedian..now heres a joke.......ghetto niggaz dont laugh you do it too


IM Mcdonalds BEST CUSTOMER...i bought 1 CUP..and been goin back there to get refills for 3 years now.....AND THAZ GODZ TRUTH...so when i aint got naythin to drink up in here i grab my cup and run over to mcdonalds...

WAZ GOOD

Boooooooo this thread

dayum imagine us on stage...we'd be dead from all the beer botttles thrown at us for our wacknesss

Q: how do you keep a baby from falling in a manhole?
A: stick a javelin through its head.

Q: how do you fit 10 babies in a bowl?
A: with a blender.

Q: how do you get the babies out of the bowl?
A: with a bag of tortilla chips.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mercedes?

I dont have a mercedes in my garage...

Hahahahaha!!!!!

you were born!!

why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella??????



for DRIZZLE you idiots!!!!

for drizzle....lol funny i guess. =/

yall sleepin on this thread,
aight man why do redneck go to family reuins?
to find a wife!

If you were sailing accross the Atlantic ocean how many pancakes and waffles would it take to get to the moon?

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The Answer is purple because Ice Cream doesn't have any bones

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You have to be a genious to get this one cuz I sure don't get it!

Oreo ur jokes are wack-Village pimp tht kid writing shit is funny-whered you get it?

intensify effestcs sig saying hes 26-18 when hes

intensify effect 27 25 0 52

now thats funny :laugh:

1)Empire is ILL.
2)What do you call a Black Man in college?
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Janitor.

you cant wait to get banned can you racist homo :nono:

Carson is racist and Empire's wack... you should both be banned.

Now read my joke.

i read your name it was funnier :thumbup:

damn yall hating on the jokes, fuck you homiles, tell a joke then

well wat funny is your name is pit ball and got a pit bull in your sig,
your th smartest guy ever man

What do you call a mexican baby getting baptised?
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Bean Dip... Hahahaha!!!

racist jokes are allowed here only if they funny, keep up yall

why did beyonce dump jay-z,

you caint eat pussy with dick suckin lips

I would never tell a racist joke if it wasnt funny... And if it was degrading and funny, i still wouldnt tell it... Calling a mexican baby getting baptised bean dip isnt degrading, its hilarious...

whats the worst thing to tell a marathon runner after his race???

sory mate, it was a false start. lol hahahahahhahahahaa

^ That would blow...

oh naw anx there was some haters on hear, keep telling yourshit and istic, that would suck since i rum ,marathond too

heres 1


what happens when anxiety drops open mics









they're tight

:roll:

Hey... Im sure there are plently of white jokes out there... I won't be offeneded...

aight,

why did the turtle cross the road?
to get to the shell station!!

I know, did you read my latest one?

*Realizes it's sarcasm*

Oh...

http://community.rapverse.com/showt...ewpost&t=156249
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Vote please...

damn i thought dude was being nice to you too, man