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Best/Wittiest/Funniest line uve heard lately
I cant find where i had this before........ but what are the most recent best lines uve heard lately
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"It's a beautiful day."-Mr. Rogers
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hahahahahhaha omg.......... ROFL
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mosh push mush fuck bush or
lets strap him with an AK 47 fly away imprease daddy that way |
"Rippin Anamle off your teeth like a dentist"-Canibus
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uppin for sum more feedback
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socrates has a diary= socrates
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"....when her dick was in my mouth"- my friend while telling a story about a girl. needless to say he just left once we started laughing
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oreo/ americas favorite cookie=nabisco
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''if my life was a novel,id be a book bigger than the bible''
Young Zee-Feel My Pain |
^^Hot shit fa real
"im roy jones, they call me the one hitta quitta" Mike Jones feat Roy Jones Jr - Knockin Niggaz Out |
"i drive a MAYONAISE color benz i push MIRCLE WHIPS" ---- can't remember who said it.
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It's "let's strap him wit an AK-47, let him go fight his own war, let him impress daddy that way" but i was feelin that line 2... respect :thumbup: |
^im not feelin most of these quotes.
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hell yeah that line was the shit........... it was by kanye west......that was the line i used to open up this thread last time |
yo i tapped her on the shoulder, and the ho rolled over
lookin like a cross between lyle lovett and grover she said "what you want?" "i want you out of my place with your afro mounts and your beach ball face yo bitch it's time to bounce, get the fuck out my house" "well when we came here alone you promised to take me home" "but promises were meant to be broken and my box spring plus a number of things so you can go, hit the road, and get to hitch hiking... beep beep toot move that fat caboose before the sun comes up and lets your ugliness loose." "fuck you Ty, I'm gonna tell your friends!!!" "bitch go ahead...i own a moped" Ty T YT - blacked out |
hahah... aight, uppin for more feedback
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God Damn..... i guess no one likes this thread..... ehhh fuck it, uppin for feedback
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uppin.......... i guess no one likes this thread..... even tho its easy ass hell to do
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