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Pure Comedy
I posted this in a cypher but I figured I'd put it in here too.
~Quick Drug Verse~ A-Yo the 1st time I smoke out I was fifteen/ Fifteen hits later I knew I was a sick-fien(d)/ I had seeds/ In my weed/ It made my precious nut-sterile/ Couldn't bust a load out my gun-barrel/ I was spittin dry nuts like elephants/ Mus be a disease/ From the weed/ That tha fuckin devil-sent/ I inhaled and held as long as I could/ Exhaled an said man this shits good/ Nah fuck that it's great/ Took another hit/ Held it/ An my nose started bleedin all over the place/ Man you should of seen my face/ The was a twincle in my eye like stars in outer-space/ Bloodshot/ Like a gunshot/ In tha right-spot/ In tha mid-lef-chest/ Soon after the munchies-hit/ So I walked where all the junckies-hid/ Asked if they were down wit robbin-a-store/ And then their dirty jaws dropped to tha-floor/ After some convincing the junkies said sure/ Soon after they were takin money out tha top-drawyer/ Then they bounced an IM not sure wut for/ Guess to go buy themselves a whore/ It was jus me an tha cashier left in tha building/ I could tell his fear had begun to start buildin/ I started grabbin every snack I could grab/ The fuckin cashier started singin "you got it bad"/ I was like dude I know IM hungry as shit/ He said been there done that, jus take all of it/ I was like cool can ya throw in a pack of newports/ He was like sure as long as u can fit/ More shit/ In your stuffed new-shorts/ I went home an ate it all in all of my glory/ The next mornin I was the headliner of a news story/ OOO shit I forgot/ I don't know if that really happened or not/ Cuz I was trippin on mushrooms that were magic/ Woke up in a pile of doritos watchina T.V. full of static/ So it's probally not a good idea to use drugs/ It's probally safer to drink until ya throw up on rugs/ ~LOL~ ~1~ |
Nice shit, I did the same thing wit my drug cypha. I think only one person replied to it these dudes don't reply much to new mmbers to the board. But shit was good keep spittin' kat peace out
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Thanx for the response yo, mos def appreciated...uppin for more! ~1~
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uppin for more huh
hey guy What's Up when you see my name posted does it make you nervous do beads of sweat form on your on the top of your forehead does your palms get all moist well FUCK YOU call me out like you know me punk O yeah Pure Comedy it was nice..you got some skills kid i forgot about Peace PEACE -1- dumby |
^Fuckin clown don't know who he dealin wit...guess I'll jus have ta show him...(lOl) ~1~
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show me what sweet heart
your penis o your makin' me so horny FUCKIN FAGGOT -1- what cha gonea do NOTHIN' |
^Aight N.O.R.E....keep on yappin ya jaws
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SO THIS IS HOW GET PEOPLE TO BATTLE ME TOO?
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Iz this shit true
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^ I'd say half an half...~1~
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dude no homo plz or if ur not no homo raps *sighs* newbies need 2 learn wot people want |
GUNSHOT you idiot^
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2 right dude i also found sumat dodgy in this dudes piece |
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I dont mind Homo Sexuals but i can't stand peeps who take it out on animals |
lmao @ this 1 m8
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^Funny shit, I'll give you guys that...~1~
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Yeh kid were only having fun peace |
damn too much fukin freepostin, but whatevaz cleva...
Work on ya multis and meta's and try to incress the flow since you did it as a cypha I can see why it would lack... keep it up dogg, pretty funny ish... Peace |
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