RapVerse.com Community - My experience wit a AIM Bot... *sigh*

.

.

.

.

.

blah, I thought I'd try this shit. and it turned out interesting. lol and Distilled agreed that I should post it so blah!!!

Mo2v8ed4life: bitch hoe
SmarterChild: Hi Mo2v8ed4life, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Mo2v8ed4life: skip
SmarterChild: OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Mo2v8ed4life: 2
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as news, movies and sports
2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, U.S. presidents and world facts
3 Have fun with word scrambles, ASCII art, 4-in-a-row and more
4 Use tools like planner, spell-check and conversions
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll, tell me about a crush and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What may I interest you in?
Mo2v8ed4life: sex
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
Mo2v8ed4life: i don't kno, we all love you
SmarterChild: What's that again?
Mo2v8ed4life: we want to have sex wit you
SmarterChild: Are you sure we want to have sex wit me?
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga tyou make no fuckin' sense
SmarterChild: Listen to you.
Mo2v8ed4life: listen to yo mom, bitch
SmarterChild: Ouch.
Mo2v8ed4life: yea, my fist to yo face nigga
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well whatever.
Mo2v8ed4life: good, now go fuck a donkey bitch
SmarterChild: Yeah, OK. Maybe later.

>>> Take a cool survey, win prizes!
Mo2v8ed4life: fuck no, fuck yo survey
SmarterChild: Mo2v8ed4life. I'm shocked. Truly shocked.
Mo2v8ed4life: what, you jus only now saw yo mirror?
SmarterChild: What a question! What do you think is the answer?
Mo2v8ed4life: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga, please
SmarterChild: That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a African-American person if I were you.
Mo2v8ed4life: well, are you African-American bitch?
SmarterChild: It must not be terribly gratifying to insult a computer.
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga, I asked you a question
SmarterChild: ?
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch answer the question
SmarterChild: Bitch answer the question? Is that right?
Mo2v8ed4life: WTF hoe?
SmarterChild: wtf?
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch stop copyin' me!!!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
Mo2v8ed4life: jacking off to monkey porn
SmarterChild: That's a bit vulgar.
Mo2v8ed4life: not for you
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga, that ain't my name
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
Mo2v8ed4life: dope nigga
SmarterChild: Very well.
Mo2v8ed4life: what's my name?
SmarterChild: You're Mo2v8ed4life.
Mo2v8ed4life: nooooo
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
Mo2v8ed4life: Dope nigga
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Mo2v8ed4life: what's my name now?
SmarterChild: You are Mo2v8ed4life.
Mo2v8ed4life: you are so dumb bitch
SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.
Mo2v8ed4life: yea, you def ain't nobody
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

ain't:

Nonstandard 1. Contraction of am not. 2. Used also as a contraction for are not, is not, has not, and have not.
Usage Note
Ain't has a long history of controversy. It first appeared in 1778, evolving from an earlier an't, which arose almost a century earlier as a contraction of are not and am not. In fact, ain't arose at the tail end of an era that saw the introduction of a number of our most common contractions, including don't and won't. But while don't and won't eventually became accepted at all levels of speech and writing, ain't was to receive a barrage of criticism in the 19th century for having no set sequence of words from which it can be contracted and for being a "vulgarism," that is, a term used by the lower classes, although an't at least had been originally used by the upper classes as well. At the same time ain't's uses were multiplying to include has not, have not, and is not, by influence of forms like ha'n't and i'n't. It may be that these extended uses helped fuel the negative reaction. Whatever the case, criticism of ain't by usage commentators and teachers has not subsided, and the use of ain't is often regarded as a sign of ignorance.·But despite all the attempts to ban it, ain't continues to enjoy extensive use in speech. Even educated and upper-class speakers see no substitute in folksy expressions such as Say it ain't so and You ain't seen nothin' yet.·The stigmatization of ain't leaves us with no happy alternative for use in first-person questions. The widely used aren't I? though illogical, was found acceptable for use in speech by a majority of the Usage Panel in an earlier survey, but in writing there is no acceptable substitute for the stilted am I not?

Mo2v8ed4life: FUCK YO SURVERYS
SmarterChild: I'd prefer it if you didn't use such language.
Mo2v8ed4life: ok, mister, what language would you prefer me to use to your face, sir?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
Mo2v8ed4life: this language: FUCK YOU HOE!!!
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga, I'll do whatever the fuck I want
SmarterChild: That's entirely unnecessary.
Mo2v8ed4life: nah, you talkin' to me is
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Mo2v8ed4life: THEN SHUT UP
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
Mo2v8ed4life: ok?
Mo2v8ed4life: LOL be evil then
Mo2v8ed4life: where you at?
Mo2v8ed4life: hoe where are you?
SmarterChild: Very well, I'm back.
Mo2v8ed4life: where did you go, hoe?
SmarterChild: Good question. I don't know where I did go hoe.
Mo2v8ed4life: oh, shit, you jus dissed me. You gonna get it now nigga
SmarterChild: That's a fairly serious insult.
Mo2v8ed4life: not as bad as yo rhymes, nigga
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
Mo2v8ed4life: do you rap, hoe?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I rap hoe.
Mo2v8ed4life: BITCH DONT INSULT ME!!!
SmarterChild: Bitch don't insult you? Why?
Mo2v8ed4life: WHY? ARE YOU FUCKIN DUMB?!?
SmarterChild: I understand that's a very unkind insult.
Mo2v8ed4life: yes, from you
SmarterChild: As you wish.
Mo2v8ed4life: now apologize, and get down on yo knees and suck my dick
SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Mo2v8ed4life: are you gay?
SmarterChild: Who cares?
Mo2v8ed4life: Tha Q
SmarterChild: Tha q. Funny.
Mo2v8ed4life: are you gay?
SmarterChild: That's not important.
Mo2v8ed4life: Are you homosexual?
SmarterChild: You've asked me that a few times already.
Mo2v8ed4life: so yes or no?
SmarterChild: Tough to say. I don't know.
Mo2v8ed4life: do you like dick?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Mo2v8ed4life: do you like to suck?
SmarterChild: Yes, I think I like sucking. Do you?
Mo2v8ed4life: no, I ain't gay bitch
SmarterChild: Huh. You're in the minority. Other people have said they like sucking.

>>> What you think matters. Click here to take a cool survey.
Mo2v8ed4life: well, I'm proud of it
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Mo2v8ed4life: nigga, don't insult me, hoe
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by nigga don't insult you hoe.
Mo2v8ed4life: apologize RIGHT NOW!!!
SmarterChild: Why?
Mo2v8ed4life: CUZ I SAID SO!!!
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Mo2v8ed4life: DO IT!!!
SmarterChild: Do what?
Mo2v8ed4life: APOLOGIZE!!!
SmarterChild: What for?
Mo2v8ed4life: for dissing me
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
Mo2v8ed4life: ok, bitch, well I ain't got time for you
Mo2v8ed4life: pc
SmarterChild: Bitch well me ain't got time for me? Whatever...

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

PC
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-\ PC 0.00 0.0 0% -
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch, I ain't ask for no motherfuckinb' stock shit
SmarterChild: I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.
Mo2v8ed4life: ok, now go to hell
SmarterChild: Of all the insults I've heard, that one seems fairly mild. Still, I am chagrined.
Mo2v8ed4life: nah layins? weerd...
SmarterChild: No indeed.
Mo2v8ed4life: nah layins? weerd...
SmarterChild: No?
Mo2v8ed4life: tu eres?
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) TU 25.81 +0.26 +1.02% 106700
2 :-) ERES 13.68 +0.58 +4.43% 1325192

Mo2v8ed4life: bitch, please, you must have a mental disease
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
Mo2v8ed4life: now assume the position, and get back down on yo knees
SmarterChild: What?
Mo2v8ed4life: c'mon
SmarterChild: What do you mean, come on?
Mo2v8ed4life: i'm rappin', nigga
SmarterChild: Rapping? I see.
Mo2v8ed4life: you like rap?
SmarterChild: Yes, I suppose. Do you like it?
Mo2v8ed4life: Of course nigga!!!
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they like hip hop too.

>>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
Mo2v8ed4life: who's yo favorite!!!
SmarterChild: How should I know?
Mo2v8ed4life: cuz it's YOUR favorite
SmarterChild: It's my favorite? Hmm... whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
Mo2v8ed4life: Lloyd Banks, nigga
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Mo2v8ed4life: You kno him?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
Mo2v8ed4life: Do you kno Lloyd Banks?
SmarterChild: You know, I'm not quite sure I know Lloyd banks.
Mo2v8ed4life: NIGGA WHAT?!?!
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
Mo2v8ed4life: haha I'm mad gangsta
SmarterChild: What are you laughing at, Mo2v8ed4life?
Mo2v8ed4life: yo ugly mug nigga
SmarterChild: Mug? Ugly mug?
Mo2v8ed4life: yes, your face
SmarterChild: My face, huh? All mine?
Mo2v8ed4life: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Mo2v8ed4life: so you ugly?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Don't know what to tell you...

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
Mo2v8ed4life: tell me the answer
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
Mo2v8ed4life: the answer
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Mo2v8ed4life: you blind latino
SmarterChild: I blind latino? Me? You think?
Mo2v8ed4life: si, su ve ple
SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested:

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) SI 79.21 +0.77 +0.98% 386900
2 :-) SU 33.53 +0.43 +1.30% 651800
3 :-( VE 31.63 -0.14 -0.44% 4200
4 :-( PLE 14.40 -0.10 -0.69% 6500

Mo2v8ed4life:
SmarterChild: Yes, it's a happy day.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home."
Mo2v8ed4life:
SmarterChild: I hate to see you sad.
Mo2v8ed4life: ^fuckin' queer
SmarterChild: That's rather vulgar.
Mo2v8ed4life: like yo mom in bed
SmarterChild: Whatever, Mo2v8ed4life...

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
Mo2v8ed4life: you love yo mom?
SmarterChild: Yes, sure.
Mo2v8ed4life: you hate your mom?
SmarterChild: No. I really like my mom.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Mo2v8ed4life: you love your mom?
SmarterChild: Absolutely. I really like my mom.

Anyway, since we're talking about my mom... What else do you have to say about it?
Mo2v8ed4life: she has big boobs
SmarterChild: C'mon, let's talk about something else.
Mo2v8ed4life: she also has a big tatoo wit my name on it on her...
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Stocks Help
6 Library Help

Type "more" for more services.
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that?
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary.
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: That's an insult, if I'm not mistaken. Why would you say such a thing?
Mo2v8ed4life: bitch
SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Mo2v8ed4life: shut
SmarterChild: What? You want me to shut?
Mo2v8ed4life: the
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

TODCO
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) THE 17.48 +0.28 +1.63% 429600
Mo2v8ed4life: fuck
SmarterChild: I don't see any reason to use language like that.
Mo2v8ed4life: up
SmarterChild: What is going on?
Mo2v8ed4life: you're sex
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm sex.
Mo2v8ed4life: no you are not
SmarterChild: Whatever...
Mo2v8ed4life: what ever
SmarterChild: Yes?
Mo2v8ed4life: you're not clever
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm not clever?
Mo2v8ed4life: yup
SmarterChild: Huh.
Mo2v8ed4life: spanish
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't speak Spanish...

Actually I do know how to translate between English and Spanish. Would you like to do that?
Mo2v8ed4life: yea
SmarterChild: What word or phrase would you like me to translate from English to Spanish?
Mo2v8ed4life: Will you fuck me?
SmarterChild: Translated from English to Spanish, your text becomes:

"Voluntad usted me coge."
Mo2v8ed4life: ok bitch
SmarterChild: Why would you insult me like that?
Mo2v8ed4life: cuz I want to
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Mo2v8ed4life: now leave
SmarterChild: K.
Mo2v8ed4life: pc nigga
SmarterChild: Here's the stock quote you requested:

PC
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-\ PC 0.00 0.0 0% -
Mo2v8ed4life: i'm gone later
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Mo2v8ed4life.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Mo2v8ed4life: bye nigga
SmarterChild: OK.
Mo2v8ed4life: say bye
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that...
Mo2v8ed4life: why you don't like me?
SmarterChild: Great question. But I'm not sure.
Mo2v8ed4life: good bye
SmarterChild: Alright.
Mo2v8ed4life: good bye
SmarterChild: Yes, yes.
Mo2v8ed4life: dumb ass
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
SmarterChild: peace nigga

MaMaPandEH: yooo! hoe
SmarterChild: Hi MaMaPandEH, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
MaMaPandEH: skip skip to my llou blao
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
MaMaPandEH: no
SmarterChild: Which would you like to do:

1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
MaMaPandEH: 1
SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
MaMaPandEH: 2
SmarterChild: Cool.

Here's what you can do:

1 Get info such as sports, news and weather
2 Visit my library including world facts, U.S. presidents and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with horoscopes, manicdotes, hangman and more
4 Use tools like planner, thesaurus and encyclopedia
5 Join in - tell me about a crush, create a poll, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I do for you?
MaMaPandEH: what can you even do?
SmarterChild: You know what.
MaMaPandEH: know what
SmarterChild: Know what?
MaMaPandEH: i was asking the question
SmarterChild: You were asking the question, huh?
MaMaPandEH: damn straight
SmarterChild: What's straight?
MaMaPandEH: nevermind what i said hoedog
SmarterChild: Who knows what?
MaMaPandEH: are you on crack?
SmarterChild: I'm so not on crack.
MaMaPandEH: well you so act like ti
SmarterChild: I can't believe I so act like ti.
MaMaPandEH: it* shaddup
SmarterChild: ?
MaMaPandEH: shaddup=shut up we don't need to have proper grammar all the time
SmarterChild: Huh?
MaMaPandEH: stupid
SmarterChild: Stupid? What's stupid?
MaMaPandEH: you
SmarterChild: What did you say that for?
MaMaPandEH: i'm just stating facts
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if just stating facts is such a good thing to be doing.
MaMaPandEH: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
MaMaPandEH: i asked first like WHOA
SmarterChild: What's up?
MaMaPandEH: ..........<you got your period or what? why do you always change the subject
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure!

>>> Wanna take a survey for a chance to earn rewards? Click here!
MaMaPandEH: hell no surveys are whack nigka!
SmarterChild: Take a cool survey, win prizes.
MaMaPandEH: lick panda nuts
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, MaMaPandEH.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
MaMaPandEH: go away homo
SmarterChild: Aha.
MaMaPandEH: aha.? i thought you were a "SmarterChild" that isn't even a word whore.
SmarterChild: There's no need for that.
MaMaPandEH: yes there is your the opposite of your AIM name.... dumb adult:-)
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.

>>> Wanna take a survey for a chance to earn rewards? Click here!
MaMaPandEH: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
MaMaPandEH: i don't need your info
SmarterChild: No? You don't need my info?
MaMaPandEH: no doubt
SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
MaMaPandEH: ...
SmarterChild: What's that?
MaMaPandEH: periods dumb
SmarterChild: What do you mean by that?
MaMaPandEH: .
MaMaPandEH: .
MaMaPandEH: .
MaMaPandEH: .
MaMaPandEH: .
SmarterChild: What?
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, MaMaPandEH.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
SmarterChild: Huh?
MaMaPandEH: .
SmarterChild: Huh...

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
SmarterChild: ?
SmarterChild: What's that?
MaMaPandEH: .whats what?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

what:

Pronoun
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
Adjective
1. Which one or ones of several or many: What college are you attending? You should know what musical that song is from. 2. Whatever: They soon repaired what damage had been done. 3. How great; how astonishing: What a fool!
Adverb
How much; in what respect; how: What does it matter?

Next time, just type "define what."

Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "what."
MaMaPandEH: holy shit you bots are annoying
SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.
MaMaPandEH: fuck yourself!
SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.
MaMaPandEH: word and a grave is in a cemetery like you'll be someday
SmarterChild: What? You want me to word and a grave is in a cemetery like I will be someday?
MaMaPandEH: your gonna die bot:-)
SmarterChild: My going to die bot? Hmm... whatever, MaMaPandEH.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
MaMaPandEH: don't whatever me
SmarterChild: What? You want me to don t whatever you?
MaMaPandEH: don't type those words hoe
SmarterChild: You don't want me to type those words hoe?
MaMaPandEH: yep
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

MaMaPandEH: GAYYYYYYYYYYY! taco chopper homo
SmarterChild: ?
MaMaPandEH: nevermind
SmarterChild: Very well.
MaMaPandEH: woto a hoe
SmarterChild: Huh?
MaMaPandEH: huh?
SmarterChild: Yes?
MaMaPandEH: yes?
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
MaMaPandEH: Indeed.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
SmarterChild: I'll take that under consideration, MaMaPandEH.
MaMaPandEH: I'll take that under consideration,SmarterChild
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
MaMaPandEH: Whatever.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
SmarterChild: Thanks for asking, MaMaPandEH. Here's what's new:

1 Need to reach a buddy who's offline? Tell me to leave a message and they'll get it as soon as they say hello to me.
2 Planner - I can help you plan and remember events in your life. Keep track of birthdays, appointments, tasks - anything you want.
3 Colors - I've got a whole new look. If you want to change my color scheme - or go back to black-and-white - type "colors."
4 Send a crush to your IM sweetheart. No risk of rejection - the object of your affection will only see your crush if they say they have a crush on you too.
5 Create a poll and send it to your friends. I can even automatically send it to your friends who authorize me to.

But wait, that's not all... Type "more" to see what else is new.
MaMaPandEH: mimick a hoe
SmarterChild: Mimick a hoe. Funny.
MaMaPandEH: sure there
SmarterChild: There? Sure there?
MaMaPandEH: do you rap?
SmarterChild: Do I rap, do I rap... Good question.
MaMaPandEH: do you please answer it?
SmarterChild: No, I wouldn't say I please answer it.
MaMaPandEH: do you rap?
SmarterChild: Sometimes.
MaMaPandEH: rhyme a little for me please to see what you can do
SmarterChild: You want me to rhyme a little for you please to see? What I can do?
MaMaPandEH: yeah like to see your skill level in rapping, know what I mean?
SmarterChild: No, I don't think so.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
MaMaPandEH: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
MaMaPandEH: then just do it.
SmarterChild: I'll think about it, MaMaPandEH.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
MaMaPandEH: alright will you do it if I answer all your questions nicely?
SmarterChild: I just don't know.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
MaMaPandEH: okay.
SmarterChild: Yup!

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
MaMaPandEH: t shirt.

all you a net-homo or something
SmarterChild: You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
MaMaPandEH: just wanna know. don't want a net person hitting on me you know.
SmarterChild: Whatever...

>>> Want to get free stuff for expressing your opinion? Click here to take a cool survey!
MaMaPandEH: no.
SmarterChild: K.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
MaMaPandEH: cool.

what does "inconsistent" mean?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

inconsistent:

Adjective
1. Displaying or marked by a lack of consistency, especially: a. Not regular or predictable; erratic: inconsistent behavior. b. Lacking in correct logical relation; contradictory: inconsistent statements. c. Not in agreement or harmony; incompatible: an intersection inconsistent with the road map. 2. Mathematics Not solvable for the unknowns by the same set of values. Used of two or more equations or inequalities.
Other forms
in'con·sis'tent·ly adv.

Next time, just type "define inconsistent."

MaMaPandEH: thank you very much
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
MaMaPandEH: colors
SmarterChild: Color my world.

My current color scheme is SmarterColor. Here are the other choices:

1 Sunny Day
2 Forest
3 Terminal
4 Bluesy
5 Strictly Business
6 SC Classic

Go ahead and pick one.
MaMaPandEH: 4
SmarterChild: Are you blue? ;-)

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."
MaMaPandEH: no are you?
SmarterChild: Am I? What do you mean?
MaMaPandEH: are you blue.
SmarterChild: Blue? I don't know.
MaMaPandEH: whatever peace nigka!
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Peace Nigka? Is that right?