Micheal Jackson has food poisoning...
 

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11-25-2004
The 45 year old singer was diagnosed today with food poisoning after being admittted to an undisclosed hospital. Sources nearby say Jackson felt stomach pains and constantly vomited. The sources reply the cause of his mysterious ailment is a day ago he ate a 3 year old weiner
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: GOT YOU.......ha!!!!!!

word he ate 2by4's penis, he got sick its not food piosing its herpes, damn mike give 2by4 his ballz back

im suprised at the flicker of orginality....

everyone gets food poisoning once in a while......

ypu they do i ate a bad bag of skittles hahaha

skittles..... you can usually only get food poisoning by... wack chicken or some uncooked food or some shit like dat

oh well i was sick after that, oh well maybe cuz i was eating them out in the snow with no shirt on

^cold cant make you sick... unless you get frostbite..

"take a jumper, you'll catch a cold?!" <<< thats all bullshit..

if your outside and its cold you can get sick, wow and i thought you were smart

its called nimonia!

lol.. niice joke, and LOL.. at OMB thinkin you cant get sick by standin out in the cold.

thanks for the news BC :thumbup:

^^^ well you can man... if you stand out there when its frezing and you were inside like a minute ago you will go from hot to cold very fast WHICH IS CALLED NIMONIA!

Whats the point of this thread?

Its Called Nimonia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh

yeah agrreed no point with this thread just to prove THAT YOU CAN GET SICK FROM BEING OUT IN THE COLD.... and that micheal jackson is wack!!

michael jackson sucks.............................cock

Michael Jackson did get food poisoning...
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From a couple four year-old weiners...

well he still wack.....

........................ and always will be...... nuff said

^I made a funny...acknowledge that, bitches.

hahaha...

my joke> yours.....copy cat!!!!

Lol, yeh 9th, I believe BC got there first.....

yessir....
and distilled has proof that I did...:)

Word, tracked and logged on my hard drive.........

Or on the page before this......

Well shit, I'm just tryin' to up my count, it's not like I read any of the previous posts in this thread...

*edit* my post got posted twice, so I'll just take this as a freebie...

Freebies are coo'

Like when some other guy gets a chick drunk and you take her home......

and then you bang her and wake up next to kelly osbourne...
it sucks...

Those times are bad, but when you wake up next to the olsen twins, and realise that that wasnt jsut double vision, shit's coo'

Wait a minute...there's two of them!?!?

LOL! :thumbup: waking up next to the olsen twins would be a privilage

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^ jocker
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lol, funny shit but pretty old topic, wheres all rb's fresh concepts?...lmao

and going back to the topic being..... micheal jackson has food poisoning....

LMAO.............................
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Werd deseert haha what crew you in?

man oreo... are you like hyper super crazy insanely active or something cause everytime i come online you here!!!