Stop Crying!!!!
 

All of you wack ass bitches that claim to be getting fucked out of a win in that tournament are really starting to get on my nerves. Ike, your verse sucked ass.....I just went and read it. I really don't know what the fuck JPoll saw in it, but I honestly think you got slaughtered. Anyone else think they got fucked?......Ohh yeah, WickedClown....I haven't got a chance to read your battle yet, but I will do that right now :thumbup:

lol u shoudl read it... its dunny how he thinks he won

Dizzle, you came really weak in that one
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.....and still mopped the floor with this silly fuck. How could you possibly think that was a good verse? Do you know how to form a punch? No, you don't. Please stop crying about how you got cheated out of a win....

NEXT!!!!!!

enygma do you want to be on the voting council also i know you dont give a fuck about anyone lmao and youll vote fairly and also im bout to mop the floor with you in KLL time for a rematch last time you beat me 5-2 when i was a noob :(

i think ike came pretty wack, but mike came worse....thats truth

sdizzle did win, easily at that also just htought i'd state that....

honestly did you read both of the verses.....i clearly won....you are a complete dumbass if you think different.....i aint even tryin to start beef.....but i seriously have been gettin cheated.....and how can you say that i havent been getting cheated when every one of mikes votes are unexplained and every one of mine are explained? dont sound right......if he won they should atleast be able to explain thouroughly why he won........

he lost but sdizzle was wack to and just ducked me in audio battle so tanhks for the win cupcake :thumbup:

no you lost mike hawk was more original and the punches were tied so mike hawk wins

shit c.a.l.i that was due today
damn, i didn't duck.. i forgot... damn, maybe it was laziness

and ike that verse sucked ass

i aint sayin that my verse was great or anything....if there is anyone on this site that knows they need to elevate it is me......but honestly i won that battle easily.....but its just my opinion......i really dont see how somebody could think otherwise....but oh well

dizz i said the beef is done, if u keep it going then your basicly talkin to ya self and being a bitch.... your talking about a closed battle that i dropped from..... its over and done with... get a life... jesus u dont learn

sdizzle really dont come in here saying shit.....im still laughing from seeing your picture 3 months ago......on the real..get some lypo and hit the tanning bed...........or you could stay the same....im sure you could make some mad cash over christmas break posing as santa you fat fucker......and your audios suck fuckin balls.....you wack piece of shit.......you remind me of a fuckin cheese ball you fuckin nerd....eat shit and die ho

im not the ones going and checking th battle to see who won... i asked for nothing

lol its funny how the herbs when insulted always try to make me feel bad by saying sumthing from my picture

but am i supposed to be insulted by some kids online saying im unattractive

A. your male, making it gay that u judging my looks
B. u have no game, thats why u try to be cool online
C. u lost

if your talking to me look at my record and i beat the best on this site and my audios will sun you as well as my text
<<<<<he will merk you

Mike Hawk's Verse

The thing is, you fucking ugly, ya bitches is years behind
Only reason you like the Knicks...is cuz u cant get wit dimes
Best line of the battle....it had originality, humor, and it dissed him all at the same time.....did I mention the wordplay?
Ike is a softy, I'll come on RV to slay this whore
It's not a gay marriage...when i say he jus cant engage in war
Not a good punch.....sorry Mike, it just sucked
You scared of Mike Hawk, why wont you tell us
If i called u out, you would duck me so much, it'll make Donald jealous
Not a bad concept, but worded poorly
Nasty bitch...dont nobody wanna visit ya house
Ever since you were born..thats when they been callin it the Dirty South
Once again, not a bad concept, but worded really poorly
Ike, I got big guns....and you know what I mean
When I say, youll make it to the next round...........
....if you not dead after the first 16.
Nice closer....not really a gun talk line since it actually had wordplay in it. Probably the second best line of the battle...

Ike's Verse
Even if HAWKS sight are in black 'n' white, he's "gonna see im nice"
might try to imitate jordan, but nobody "wanna be like mike"
I've only seen like two or three of Mike's battles since he's been here.....both of them contained this punch...
may think you nice, but only to "yaself it might seem"
you say you tight, despite your record bein "twelve 'n' nineteen"
How is this a good punch? His record sucks......now can you make a decent punch out of it? No, you can't. All you can say is your record sucks.....this one ranks up there with a your momma joke
just comprehend you cant step, you "see my spits is crimes"
ripped up....hawk gets lit up like "trees at christmas time"
Horrible....if you have to use the word "like" in your punch, chances are, it sucks.....just thought I'd let you know that
IKE is spittin gifted lines, that rip this "misfits mind"
and leave this chumps frame crooked like a "lipstick line"
Once again, the simple fact that this is a simile took all affectiveness away from this punch...
I choose to elude this dude, this verse is a "lesson you might use"
you's a fool if you thought i'd lose to a "freshman in high school"
So he's a freshman.....nothing witty to say about it?

Basically, Ike came really played and didn't really know how to form a punch. Mike Hawk had Two semi decent punches that completely engulfed anything Ike tried to have go in his favor. This was a pretty crappy battle, but honestly, Mike won by a landslide.....and this is just me being honest :thumbup:

a. you win the rv award for the fattest fuck on the site
b. i have no game? haha thats all i can say on that
c. im sure you havent seen your penis in about 6 years because you so fuckin huge your stomach hangs over it, so im sure there has never been a female within a 5 foot radius of your dick....but yet i have no game? haha
d.apparently your fat and you cant read worth a shit because it is obvious i won the battle....

lol so i lost because i used the word "like"???????? ok

basically 2 words describe you................played & wack

ike stfu, you can't fucking cry because of one battle seriously now your being a fucking retard about this

It's a similie and they don't go well with punches

I could say your shit sucks like....

1. Feces with vacuum cleaners
2. Turds with DSLs
3. Magnetic Crap

Do you see what I'm getting at. It loses it's effectiveness if I can say just about anything with your generic similie.....:thumbup:

aright man......im done with the beef n everything.....im just tryin to back myself up because i thought i won the battle........im still gonna try my hardest to get back in this shit...cuz im only down 4-2......but i know it prolly aint gonna happen....so it whatever.....lets just drop the beef net beef is garbage......we good?

Yeah.....I wasn't trying to beef with you. In all actuality, I was trying to help you elevate. Take some of my advice, it wasn't out of anger :thumbup:

aright man i hear ya....ill try not to use the "like" word so much anymore.....lol but troop did use it in his verse! and he is a vet.....lol but on the real....thanks for tryin to help.....no beef..

Troop is not a vet....please take that back....lol.

Anyway, it's not the word "like" that kills the punch, it's the fact that it's a similie. The word could sometimes be "as"

Gay as a unicorn riding, rainbow sporting, in the ass taking, tight shirt wearing, feminine voice sounding.....well, I think you get my point....lol.

Just try not to use similies :thumbup:

lol aright ill try but damn...thats alot of my shit......i know this may sound gay or whatever....but as far as battles go.....i try to model myself after cassidy with the hard hittin punches and multis like he does.....he uses a lot of similes as well..but i guess it different when you are battling in real life tho

I took one of your similies and flipped it into a way that it would sound like a more hard hitting punch....just to give you an example.

Your Similie
just comprehend you cant step, you "see my spits is crimes"
ripped up....hawk gets lit up like "trees at christmas time"

Reworded
Just comprehend you cant step, just take this blessing.... Jesus
It sickens me.... even christmas trees get lit up less than he does

I hope that helps a little :thumbup:

ok nice......i liked it

ha....now thats quotable....
ike.... most of the people who voted on that battle were vets.... i dont know what jpoll saw in your verse... but thats his opinion..... sure mike did drop a bit wack...... but he still won... your verse wasnt as good as i think you believe it to be... :nono:

Vets can still be dick riders...

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I was cheated out of the tourney...people can't define rules...but cryin...na...i'm jus takin a stand

yeah thats true... your oppenent went over that limit aye!

for real man....i aint cryin about it....im just doin what i can to stay in this tourney.....takin a stand like gangsstar said......no crying to it

So if your a mod...why not enforce the rule?

LMFAO
LMFAO
LMFAO!!!!!!

Yall niggas got sonned, e is my boy, lmao.

Good shit.

I like usin similies..... :(

Am I getting in A.I or what?

how do you form a punch?











hehe...j/k