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Lethal GK 12-24-04 01:31 PM

santa claus dissed me and told me he was in the bed with my moms last christmas
 
lethalgk128: your not real
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?

lethalgk128: because last year I saw my moms in bed with a man dress like santa
SantaClaus: Well, I won't argue with you on that.


lethalgk128: was it you
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?

lethalgk128: was it you in the bed with my mom
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

lethalgk128: bitch
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to ask me another way. No need to get so testy.

lethalgk128: imma mutha fuck whoop your ass you just told me it was you in the bed with my mom you said ahhh I caught you again
SantaClaus: I've got a billion children to keep track of -- so could you ask me something a bit more manageable? I'd very much appreciate it.


lethalgk128: I dont give a flying fuck who you gotta keep track of
SantaClaus: OK! I am on my way and making great progress. You can track my flight here: http://www.noradsanta.org/

Now make sure you are asleep when I get there!

lethalgk128: mutha fucka
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.

lethalgk128: a hoe
SantaClaus: Excuse me?


lethalgk128: I said A hoe
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

lethalgk128: I dont want to damn fuck ass fucker
SantaClaus: Whoa Ho! Ho! Now, there's no reason for that language, I am doing the best I can.


lethalgk128: did you just call me a ho ho ho
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.

lethalgk128: how did Ms. claus learn how to suck dick like that
SantaClaus: I'm only asking you to try asking me and the elves another way.


lethalgk128: ohh so you want me to ask you to suck my dick
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.

K.ontroverz.Y 12-24-04 01:34 PM

thats a damn shame. LOL

Insight. 12-24-04 03:25 PM

lmfao. so do we call u santa jr?

Valerie 12-24-04 03:27 PM

this i sjust plain out fucking stupid why would u tell him u saw a man in bed with your momz? :nono:

For$akeN 12-24-04 03:31 PM

lmfao....funny shit:)

MC Firetruck 12-24-04 03:31 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dopium
this i sjust plain out fucking stupid why would u tell him u saw a man in bed with your momz? :nono:

:)...I'll rip your face off:)

Lethal GK 12-24-04 03:33 PM

for me I could say fuck my moms yo and I wouldnt give a fuck I dont even know who my mom is my brother the one who tookin care of me and my moms would send me letters and shit but she would act like she couldnt come see me who I havent seen since like 5 years after I was born then my stupid ass step daddy the only one I done spoke to before but I dont like that cocky bull shit talking mutha fucka

MC Firetruck 12-24-04 03:34 PM

^Easy there tiger...

Valerie 12-24-04 03:35 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by MC Firetruck
:)...I'll rip your face off:)


step up bitch and get merked ho :nono:

Valerie 12-24-04 03:36 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lethal GK
for me I could say fuck my moms yo and I wouldnt give a fuck I dont even know who my mom is my brother the one who tookin care of me and my moms would send me letters and shit but she would act like she couldnt come see me who I havent seen since like 5 years after I was born then my stupid ass step daddy the only one I done spoke to before but I dont like that cocky bull shit talking mutha fucka


bitch shut up your momz is a straight up HO :nono:

MC Firetruck 12-24-04 03:43 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dopium
step up bitch and get merked ho :nono:

Please, you're the reason I'm 3-0:nono:

Valerie 12-24-04 03:47 PM

shut up for i merk u ho :nono:

MC Firetruck 12-24-04 03:49 PM

^"merk"? Lol check my battle stats...

Valerie 12-24-04 04:02 PM

y? do dat when ill merk u now fag! :nono:

MC Firetruck 12-24-04 04:04 PM

^Lol I bet you're really ruff_tuff_thug

Valerie 12-24-04 04:16 PM

no im lil cali bitch :nono:

Lethal GK 12-24-04 04:17 PM

damn yo why yall always turn every damn thing into a fuckin arguement damn set up the thread and merk eachother then damn it and fuck a dopium I hope you get shitted on

MC Firetruck 12-24-04 04:28 PM

^Thank you Lethal...for a good laugh check my previous 3 battles against him:)

For$akeN 12-24-04 04:29 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dopium
no im lil cali bitch :nono:


your getting really annoying so...

pinkslip text.
accept or duck

Abraxas 12-24-04 09:43 PM

I Wonder what your dad did......

~Lady Fiya~ 12-24-04 09:51 PM

omg.. shit's funny lol.............. hell naw........

Valerie 12-24-04 09:54 PM

idk fine bitches though :thumbup:

Oz™ 12-24-04 09:54 PM

lol.....damn.........theres 3 threads like this..........lol....still funny tho

Da_Throwdest 02-19-05 01:05 AM

damn it'z like dat i feel 4 ya but keep ya head up babyboy

distilled 02-19-05 06:19 PM

lethalgk128: ohh so you want me to ask you to suck my dick
SantaClaus: I don't respond to that kind of language.


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