*eats candy he stole from a child*
 

you know what im sayin?

whats the meanest shit you done on christmas??

Turn of the computer (which takes 30 minutes to turn on) when my sis shouts at me to let her use it. Yes i know lame but it happend today ;)

lol i gave my little sister her present in twinkie boxes and gave her twinkie chapstick cause shes kinda chunky and when she cries all the time i say do u need anohter twinkie lol
yes i kwo its cruel but it was funny lol

Ummmm...Got drunk at 13...but thats not bad...well it owuld be to parents i guess

I set my cousins present on fire when i was like 6 yrs old... fucka.. he got a firetruck and i got a shitty ambulance... WHO NEEDS THE FIRETRUCK NOW!!

HAHAHAHAH!!

I accidently ended in the same bed as

Cprogress Mom


*Ahem*

Dont ask me how!!!

We all been there DV :)

^word..........

Wrapped up a bag of coal and gave it to my 7 year old sister..

She honestly started crying..

lit my cats hair on fire.

lmao. i told my my cousin santa hated her and would never give you presents. sad, i kno, but she pissed me off.

started my brothers bed on fire with him in it on accident eletrical fire but my brother and his girl were on the bed this was 2 years ago :thumbup: :laugh:

^^Lmao

I knocked over the tree today and broke like...all the fuckin ornaments...I was pissed...but I didnt mean for all that to happen...lol

:(How could you ever find that funny?:(

to the dude who set his cats hair on fire...... that is sick fucking shit
dammit.... i was at this "family doo" last night and we were eating turky right and i stuffed my face.... then up coimes the ham.... and i stuffed me face with this... i though that was all the meals... then up comes loads of deserts like paflofa and maragues etcetc..... damn i just couldnt eat any more.....

Nah i meant it like.. who needs it.. like he needs it cos his toys on fire.. and the ambulance cant help that foo.. so he got fucked on.. if the ambulance was on fire the firetruck would save it... but that dude got fucked on cos ambulances are gay

Firetrucks > all other rescue vehicles...except maybe helicopters...

One M.B., gimme some psychic insight for x-mas:)

Nah im too lazy.. shits buggin...

I just wrote a whole verse in like 2 seconds for an audio battle kontroversey didnt even accept?? I cant even remember why i wrote it... oh well

*munches some chicken*