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Kawn Flixx 01-02-05 07:07 PM

eww....
 
some site deinetly NOT RB (wink wink)
had a thread on how to beat off..

this post really made me laugh

I'd provide a link... but there is pornographic images.

Anyway... the amount of cum you dispense is based soley on how much you produce. If you want more of it, stave off shooting off for a while. You have a max amount already set, but the longer amount of time between launch scheduals, the more there is.

Getting it further involves pressurization. The tip especially. The small the tip, more pressure, and it shoots further. This isn't something you can change.

What you can do though is kegel excercises. (You can google those on your own.) What they do essentially is strengthen your muscles to help you shoot off better.

But if you're lazy, and you want a better orgasm and shit, just stick something up your butt. I'm serious here. It also helps when getting head for the giver to anally stimulate with the fingers, and penetrate at moment of orgasm.

In fact, anal stimulation brings on a whole new world of masturbation as well as sex. Not just homosexuals take part in it. Heterosexual men too can enjoy the benifets. Not just lesbians wear strap-ons, for example.



LMFAO RB is full of pervs

Insight. 01-02-05 07:09 PM

I read the 1st sentence and stopped. lmao

Kawn Flixx 01-02-05 07:11 PM

read the 5th stanza about the put somethin up your ass thing

Ltizzle 01-02-05 07:18 PM

are you serious???
lmao...
i guess RB is full of pervs, people who take the time to type out ways to beat off.....

Insight. 01-02-05 07:22 PM

lmao, wow. Either pervs or sex addicted, people.

Compose 01-02-05 07:25 PM

lol i read all 9 pages on rb yesterday shit was hilarious...

K.ontroverz.Y 01-02-05 07:25 PM

haah i read this

who the fuck would post something like this up?

im going to follow the instructions now

pz

Kawn Flixx 01-02-05 07:26 PM

LMFAO

and I thought u was pimpful

am I the only one who don't beat off :(

Ike 01-02-05 07:30 PM

lol @ anal stimulation.............thats just sick

Force. 01-02-05 07:47 PM

went over to the site and read this..

Oh, well if you want to reduce the cum shot, try to make your opening on your head smaller, I prefer the old fashion wooden spoon.

LMAO Thats Terrible

K.ontroverz.Y 01-02-05 07:54 PM

I bet you tonight indeph is gonna try and jackoff today too see how it feels.

LOL

Willa 01-02-05 07:57 PM

^^^^^^^^ oh wow lol
i bet i can squirt farther then all of u lmao j/k
or am i???????

K.ontroverz.Y 01-02-05 08:04 PM

LMFAO LMFAO THAT WAS JUS WRONG

will a peer want to have a competition

see who can squirt farther?

wow this is wrong

Insight. 01-02-05 08:08 PM

LMFAO..... o my god i cant stop laughin, willapeer u sick freak. lol

.Judicial. 01-03-05 12:44 AM

lol....i read that shit...and as soon as i got to the anal stimulation head give part i was like aw what the fuck....RB..wow iz all i got to say....and to think i almost joined there instead of relaunched when i first came here.....glad i didnt i would have had to battle all the dickriders and beatoff instructors

Kawn Flixx 01-03-05 12:47 AM

yeah me too lol I went to relaunched for the rappers at 1st...

turns out when it turned Rv i lossed the rappers and never used them

Kordozar 01-03-05 12:49 AM

Lmao Queers These Days...........

fluidmoon 01-03-05 12:54 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by will a peer
^^^^^^^^ oh wow lol
i bet i can squirt farther then all of u lmao j/k
or am i???????

GODDAMN girl...lmao at this shit :spit:, but yo,if my guy wanted my fingers in his ass,i'd slap him silly, that shit is just wrong.

L.E 01-03-05 01:25 AM

Oh my God...I knew they were wack, but...

George K.Stanza 01-03-05 01:39 AM

it's really not that funny
im almost postive friendly albanian made that thread

distilled 01-03-05 08:21 PM

Yeh I agree.....

Aristokat 01-03-05 09:17 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Indeph
LMFAO

and I thought u was pimpful

am I the only one who don't beat off :(

Yes...

You've never jacked off? Damn how old you is lol... i thought everybody did that shit thru their teenage years at least... i mean u know most of u teenagers aint gettin sex like errynight lol...

one-oh

$ike 01-04-05 12:16 AM

haahah.thats funny bunch of horny basterds


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