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1 mil to whoever makes me laugh
do it to it lars...
leave your account number... |
why did the chicken cross the road..
to get to the other side. 39059 is my account |
pshhhh...next...
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Me > You < Homo > SmarterChild > C.A.L.I. > SPuL > Latin Kitten
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U suck. I can beat u in text cuz im dope.
37441. lol px |
(mishu is pronounced Meeshu to me atleast)
knock knock who's there? Mishu Mishu who? Mishu up your ass:) bored pz:) |
im da dopest MC on dis site and nobody can beat me..........funny enough..........~1~
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^I laughed.................with you.
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How do you make a one armed blonde fall out of a tree??
Wave at her. my other jokes are about middle easterns and may be considered racist. But Im God, so i over rule any thoughts.. |
wuts michael jackson and k-mart have in common they both have boys clothes half off.......lol
heres a good one wuts da difference bewtween michael jackson and a pimple........a pimple waits til ur 12 to cum on ur face.........lmao ~1~ |
^NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP, U HOMO ROGGER RABIT KKRANKK ASS GUMPY FLAKE.
fall back XPETBK-24894 |
why did hellen kellers dog run away?
you would run away too if your name was klfahgnaqvioqernvklj ^^i like this kinda shit... |
a doctor has recently announced that distilled's iq is 37 making him legally retarded......distilled now collects money from the government
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why are jews noses so big?
cuz the air is free how do you fit 3 fags on a stool? turn it upside down |
^(directed to new meth0d) he has a guy in his sig that needs to sumo people to gain money[/played]
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how did helen kellers parents punish her?
Reaaranged her furniture. ^ Theres som helen keller for ya. |
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lmao....and we have a winner... keep them coming and if i hear another really good one ill give out another mil |
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shit dude my joke was bout as funny as a retard in a room full of bouncy balls......lmao.........~1~ good shit wasnt it
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*watches schema laugh at this one...
Ether was the best diss track ever..... |
^lol...old school
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yo heres one.......
Theres a cell phone settin on da table its one of da 4 men playin pool. Da phone rings da man picks it up and says hello hunnie da wife reply wit hello sweetie im at da mall and there dis leather jacket in here i want can i buy it he says how much is it she says 1,000 dollars he said sure hunnie and hangs up..........Da phone rings again its her again dis time she says hunnie im at da car lot and i see dis brand new car down here i really like can i buy it he ask how much she says 50,000 he says sure and hangs up for da second time........Da phone rings a 3rd time he answers and she said hunnie i hate to bother u but i was lookin in da AD and there a house for sale she says can we buy it he says how much she says 150,000 and he says sure i guess and hangs up and then walks over to da otha men and says whos cell phone is dat on da table...............lmao.........~1~ fucked up and funny as hell |
is your refridgerator runnin?
cuz if it iz it prolly runs like you.....VERY homosexually :evil: |
At school one day the teacher heard cat noises coming from
the class, and she discovered little Johnny with a cat up his pants. She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?" Little Johnny started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the mailman tell my mommy, "I'm gonna eat your pussy today!" |
^LOL nasty............^
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i got one u got to answer da question to get da da funny part...............Did u used to blow bubbles when u was a kid?
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50cent>Rakim.
Bubba Died in a Fire Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'" *snickers* |
Camoflauge Clothing
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant. "It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out." "That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned. "Get my brown pants." |
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OHHHHHHH SHIT LMFAO LOLOLOL |
^lmao hahahaaha
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I should make a list of people I never want to read a joke from again.. Cause about 4 or 5 of them posted in this thread.
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lmao yea dat is a classic..........lol yall think he will give me anotha 1 mil.........~1~
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Arite this is gay as fuck, heard it from my uncle...
A dude bob is out gettin drunk and high at a party, and they all drinkin and they have a toast. They say "bob, make a toast for us" he says sure, thinks about it, and says "heres to spendin the rest of my life between my wife's legs!" everybody loves it and they finish the night gettin wasted Next day his wife says she heard that he made a toast, and asks him what it was, so he says "i said heres to spendin the rest of my life in church" She says it's great and thinks it's really sweet His wife meet's one of his friends that was at the party, and he says "did u hear about Bob's great toast?" she says "yea, he's only been there twice, and both times i had to drag him by his ears to get him there" If i made u laugh don't care about the money, online money is wack as hell... |
Why You Post It Than?????????????
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Lmao Mih Mom Tole Me This Few Months Back............
Three Guys,Asian, Black,And White Guy...And A Lil Black Kid Tha Kid Cees Tha Asian Guy Snappin His Fingers,Black Kid Says Ay Man What You Doin?Asian Guy Says Im Tryina Get Tha Beat... Kid Cees Tha Black Snappin His Fingers,Kid Ask Ay Man What You Doin?Black Guy Says Im Tryina Get This Beat.. Lmfao.....Kid Cees Tha White Guy And He Says Ay Man What You Doin?White Guy Says Im Tryina Get This Boogie Of Mih Hand.............Lmfao Moms Had Me Cryin.................... |
 lol, not really that funny but just look at that lil baby monkey... :thumbup: |
 Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...... look at it for a while if u dont get it... Btw, the words at the top don't matter... |
^lmao................!
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38602 ....... :)
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