outofsite vs. [-<aegis>-]
 

Rules:

First to 5 wins
3-0 K.O.
30 bar max
Sunday deadline
Blind posts

Oh yeah and no DR, hatin', bitin', recyclin', crew votes or otherwise, you know-the standard rule shit.

OK good luck.

Checkin' in. Don't no show, kid.

yo here i go sorry bout tha delay

now first im comin out the gates hard/cat u aint even prepared/cause the champion i will be declared/u bes pray i allow u to be spared/now u need to know im the bes/ like yo name aegis u need to purchase sumthin to protect yo ches/now i got u scared/got yo vision impared/im a giant u jus a wisp/got u soundin like u got a speech impedement liek jim carey in the cable guy rockin the lisp/now i got you surrounded/got u tied up and bounded/while i got yo girl in my room bout to give her my blessin/aint nuttin u can do to keep her from learnin my lesson/now she in there undressin/now back to u/cuttin through u like a surgeon/ill tell u now yo girls no longer a virgin/dont get mad jus cause u couldnt please her/cause im sittin high like julius caesar/im a pro u jus a rookie/while im startin you'll be the campus bookie/Now yo first mistake was attemptin to battle me/u wack i shouldve charged u an admission fee/now this rhyme is about to end/like i told u every battle for me's a win/gonna be interviewin me on ESPN....



word play/meanings:
aegis:a metal plate used to protect the chest area,
wisp: a small person,
In the Cable guy Jim carey had a bad lisp,
julius caesar was a very powerful leader hints sittin high,
campus bookie: guy who controls bets at a college,
ESPN:sports station good athletes interviewed on it

now u know showin

The deadline is Sunday.....

checkin in where u at?

saturday still no show

if he dont post by sunday its a ko right?

No, it's a no show and you win but it isn't a KO...

Quit trippin', kid, I told u Sunday... here it is:

Shifting plate-tectonics, unleashing supersonic-demonics like Satan enunciating-phonics in pitch with orchestral-harmonics/ Cold and blue like-sapphire, it's best you-retire, I'm hackin'-skin makin' Outofsite's platelets-perspire, sculpt faces in your torso reminiscent of audiences laughing at a-satire./ You spit Mother-Goose, but i raped her like a lunatic on the-loose, forget a-truce, tie your dick to a-noose while Outofsite gets fucked in the ass by Cat in The Hat from Dr.-Seuss/ U Drink sperm like-juice, smash your face with a steel-wrench, chop off your head and nail it to a school-bench, while it gets skullfucked by shizophrenics that enjoy the decomposing-stench/ The only thing you punch is a timeclock, while workin' at Safeway swingin'-mops, I'll drag you back to the butcher-shop, watch your dick get-lopped and all your limbs-drop/ Stuff your rectum full of wood-pegs, now you got no arms and no-legs, crack your testicles like Double A eggs, then upload your picture to Rotten.com's database of demented-JPEGs/ Consider me adjusting your retinal-fixation, thrusting poles thru your neck confirming tracheal-asphyxiation/ stamp-rusty nails in your face creating blood clot-agglomerations, similar to multinational-corporations transforming you into downward trends of stockmarket-fluctuations/ Feel a shower of piss water you down like cans of Bud Light, distorting Outofsite in his deluded-plight of asserting diminished-might thru punches weaker than graphics in the first edition of Final-Fight...

There's my cipher...

Get up and vote!

well even though i might think that some of aegis's shit was pre writ im still gonan have to go with him due to some of the ill punch lines, i thought out of site was alright with soem aight punches and less fillers then aegis but i still think that some of aegis's punches hiut way harder therefore he wins the battle ., im out
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uppin looks like im down 1

uppin need votes

aegis gets my vote. Out of site didn't have that much of a rhyme scheme and his punces were watered down. Aegis came more complex, he had too many big words crammed together, but had an overall better verse. Nice imagery though.

uppin

Kid with the weird name won, multie's just murdered, peace.


My Vote-[.<aegis>.]

Yeah, the geek with the weird name....stop reading your damn school biology book you hid and said you loss so your mother would pay for it and you could keep it...Ha! Ha! His multis and imagery won this one without a doubt....Sick shit too...



Sick bastard.....
Vote=Aegis

I win, 3-O K.O., according to the K.O. rule... Thanks to all for voting, and outofsite for the battle.

aegis took this with a better flow and ill punches....overall he just had a more complex verse wit multis and wordplay .peace