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Magic5 01-14-05 12:50 AM

Rippin 'Em In School
 
..Has anyone ever ripped a loud ass fart in the middle of your class?

It was funny as hell today in 6th hour..

I like, fell asleep in there like i always do, but i woke up suddenly, and you know how when you wake up all fast like that, you just like, tense up?

Well thats what i did, and then, i ripped this LOUD ass fart right in my class.

I started laughing, so did my friend who sits next to me..

But i also sit next to this chick, and she turned and was looking at me like i was retarded.. Then, 2 seats down this dude was telling me that was really gross and stuff.. but whatever..

I didnt really care, rippin em in class is funny as hell.. Watchin peoples expressions and shit..

Has anybody else ever ripped a huge ass one in class?

Holla at cha boobies.

Wickedclown 01-14-05 12:54 AM

damn straight i have.... rippin a big one in class is funny as hell... the loud ones are fun but if u do a silent one u can blame it on the kid next to u n' shit. funny as hell.. i miss that about school..... memories....

Magic5 01-14-05 12:57 AM

Yeah, the loud ones are the best.

Good times, good times..

Hoodz Prophet 01-14-05 12:58 AM

word son....i fart on my friendz brandon, steve, an neil all tha time but brandon iz a sick bastard an can fart weneva he wuntz which izn't fair :( but i rip big ass fartz on his brand new clothez :) good thread mimesis :thumbup:

- Hoodz P.

Wickedclown 01-14-05 12:59 AM

my senior year i was a bit of a "class clown" if u will (pardon the pun)... i used to do shit like that all the time... shit was fun as hell

poetry2abeat 01-14-05 01:02 AM

i farted in the middle of propheicncy test and got kicked out for the smell

Wickedclown 01-14-05 01:03 AM

lmao ^^^^^^ ive never been kicked out for farting but kids who laughed at my farting have been

poetry2abeat 01-14-05 01:11 AM

im always the one gonna luagh at your fart and then say out loud what it smells like you just ate lol

Wickedclown 01-14-05 01:13 AM

lmao thats kinda nasty man... lmao

Spektikul 01-14-05 02:38 AM

LMAO...Ripping in class has to be one of the funniest things on the planet. Smell means shit...its all about loudness. In a related subject even funnier...my buddy once let a MASSIVE fart go during an exam in the gym...think about it. Dead silent room with Prolly 200 ppl and everything eckos in there...then all of a sudden PPPPPBBBBTTTT!

poetry2abeat 01-14-05 02:55 AM

its better when a girl does it though and you see her skirt do some ripples lol

GangsStarShit 01-14-05 06:52 AM

LMAO dope thread i let one rip in Maths once silent but hearable from the desk infront and behind...anyway the smell creeped across the room and it was funny everyone in turns was like (sniff) aww...then it got to the other end of class and this girl went...WHO FARTED?!?...me & my mates creased up shit was real funny the stink stayed for about 10 minutes...

Speats 01-14-05 07:51 AM

lmfao,while an examen in math,but it wasint me,it was a girl dat a know :D lmao

Capital B 01-14-05 01:15 PM

I don't no more..I always used to in elemntry school...I would allways drop bass in class...I would bust up laughing...

*DipSet* 01-14-05 01:21 PM

did it twice today and the teacher about shit her pants the first time but the second she sent me to the nurse to get checked out to see if i had a problem

morse code 01-14-05 01:24 PM

shit...i rip em everyday all day at school, but try to hold the shit in when im by a hot chick, lol...i be rippin them quit nasty ones, so no1 knows its me then as soon as i dot it i be like un you nasty fuck, to the dude next to me, lmao

*fun as hell*

Big Kountry 01-14-05 01:28 PM

i get embaresed lol i am big so ripping um isnt funny its discussting lol

TAKENOTICE 01-14-05 01:36 PM

omg this shit is to funny...

Magic5 01-14-05 01:53 PM

Yeah..

Its funniest to see the chicks reactions.. the dudes always laughs..

The chicks are unpredictable!

Incineratedrose 01-14-05 01:56 PM

i know, i once had one of them lick my hole after i farted.

Magic5 01-14-05 01:58 PM

^ No, actually you didnt.

But thanx for making that up..

Incineratedrose 01-14-05 01:59 PM

dude, im so serious.. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!?!?!? HUH??!?!!? HOW??!?!?! YEAH! WHAT!!! IN YOUR FACE!

Magic5 01-14-05 02:00 PM

Talk to the hand!

Incineratedrose 01-14-05 02:01 PM

damnit... eat my fishsticks!

Magic5 01-14-05 02:04 PM

Uhh.. No thanx!

Incineratedrose 01-14-05 02:06 PM

back down!!!!!!

morse code 01-14-05 02:59 PM

its even funnier when the chicks let one loose, but didnt mean to

haahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH AHHAHAHHAHA

Ike 01-14-05 04:19 PM

lol..............funniest thread ever on rv besides the prank thread with triple n

Capital B 01-14-05 04:23 PM

Everyone always thought I shit myself because it sounded hella wet

[.:D:.] 01-14-05 04:49 PM

Hopesfall and Memisis are the same person:thumbup:

Kawn Flixx 01-14-05 04:51 PM

You all are Idiots lol

Oz™ 01-14-05 04:53 PM

lest see.......it was like 8th grade.......and um........the last day of skewl....and i was thinkin bout a prank to do........so me n 6 of my friends took a shit in cups....and we threw em against all the windows then rode are mini motor cycles home fast as hell before we could get caught......i heard that a few kids saw us but they never told.......i guess u can call it rippin one in school :thumbup:

YoungSoulja 01-14-05 04:53 PM

ah yeah,i like da ones dat you hear but not loud
den boom da teacher gotta open da windows
dats wats happens when dae serve bean
burritos at school lol lol

Capital B 01-14-05 07:00 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ill.Logic
lest see.......it was like 8th grade.......and um........the last day of skewl....and i was thinkin bout a prank to do........so me n 6 of my friends took a shit in cups....and we threw em against all the windows then rode are mini motor cycles home fast as hell before we could get caught......i heard that a few kids saw us but they never told.......i guess u can call it rippin one in school :thumbup:


Little hooligans....but that isnt shit...its shit in a cup

For$akeN 01-14-05 08:16 PM

LOL this kid in my class farts so much.
this other kid in my class farted on someone
but I find it hilarious:laugh::)

Mix & Match 01-14-05 08:25 PM

LoL today I had to fart pretty bad, so I ran by a desk across the room farted there, than I ran back to my desk being innocent.

But it really started to stink, and some moron opened a window and it blew my way.

I almost died.


LMFAO this one guy was playing badminton, and he shit himself, and a piece of crap landed on the floor.

I never laughed sooo hard.

morse code 01-14-05 08:52 PM

ROFL, LMFAO, LMAO, LOL....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, wut grade wuz he in, cuz if he's past even 5th grade that shit is hella funny, i think i just PISSED myself


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