Fight Stories...
 

Lets hear some of ya'll fightin stories.. and don't come in here bullshittin about how you knocked out 8 dudes in a barfight usin ya Kung-fu tactics...

Here's some of mine...

I was a freshman in highschool, and i was waitin in the lunch line wit my friend.. a chinese dude standin there alone, and i ask him if he related to jackie chan, tryin to be funny... the dude ask me if im related to Martin Luther King, so i punch him in the face... He come back at me and starts swingin and hit me in the jaw twice, and i went nuts and was throwin punches like crazy...he was on the ground and i was kickin him in the side, he had a bloody nose and i had a couple bruises... decent fight tho

Other time was last year, i was a junior... I'm walkin outta class and i bump into this other nigga... he tells me watch where i'm goin and i tell him watch where he's goin... i push him when i say it and he nails me in the face and i go down.. he kick me again in the back of my head and walks away.. i stand up cuz im not gonna get layed out like that, and i tell myself to hit him as hard as you can (this point he facin me again).. i swing at him and miss, so i tell myself to swing even harder and this time i catch him rite in the bridge of his nose and he went down... i fell back down again and was stumblin cuz i was dizzy as hell... ever since that fight me and him been best friends lol

I been in more fights, like the one 4 months ago that landed me in a correctional facility for 3 months, but thats a different long ass story...

What's some of ya'll fightin stories?

14 Years Old.

I got into a gang fight. Some guy threw up the Duece sign n I threw it down. They follow'd me n mah homies soo we jus stopped n went into this buildin. There was like 3 of us n 5 of deuces. Once they came in we turn'd the lights off n started mobbin on them. I got mah lip a cut on mah eye. but it heal'd. The rest of the deuces jus ran out. N some of mah homies were jus standin there all dumb about it.

I have more but don't feel like typing.

I was in one fight two years ago, I got sucker punched and the shit beat out of me.

Word, cause I'm that dope.

I gotten lost to a freshmen cause I thought he was playing and if I would've hit him I would've been kicked of the basketball team but I caught him slippin and demolished him in front of his house and his mom was watching and video camcorded it

First one I had:

In the 5th Grade this kid poked a whole in my shirt so I started to punch him and he punched me in the nose and he made me bleed thru my nose so I got pissed and started to swing like crazy and the next day he came to skool wit a swolen eye

Recent one:

It was 1 week ago and this kid thought it was funny to push so wen he came my way, and I elbowed him rite b4 he pushed me and he started to laff so I dropped my bookbag and jacket to throw it down wit him but he walked away so then the next day he's rollin wit his boi and pushes me so I pushed him back and punched him and i just kept on punchin him in the face and the stomach area, and his boi was about to jump in to help him and then my boi came and started to knock this kid in the head while I was fucking the other one up and made him bleed thru his nose and gave him black and blue near his eye, and the other kid had a couple of bruises and a busted lip

I love the e-gangster fight stories, your all very brave young men.

*claps politely*

^^^ Lol @ how u say "bleed thru the nose"... good stories tho ya'll

Lol.
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Ah Hah. GEEEK

My homie threw water on me and my girl was there so I aint wanna seem like a bitch so I told that nigga if he do it again imma beat his ass. Nigga gave me one of my jaw, we was just swinging for like 30 seconds and then nigga tackled me but I rolled over and was on top banging on that nigga and then I realized it was my homie so I stopped and walked away but he followed me and hit me in the temple but I just played it off and bounced. We back friends tho yo.

lol i unno how to say it shit he bled out of the nose...u get me though

me an my friends were at my skoo and these kids were talkin crap so one day we said we cant take it anymore and my friend todd punched one of thekid in the face at lunche whcih started a big brawl we were just throwin punches and were htitin neone who stepped in the way at the end we endde up winnin but my friend jeff hadda black eye and we all got susepended frum skoo

It's funny, because I'm a boxer now, I'm 15-0, 13 k.o's and have currently held the lightweight belt for 6 months.

this thread = gay.

Given Light = funny as hell for mocking kids and they don't get it.

e-fight stories are for homo's. If I ain't see you beat on dude, chances are good it ain't happen. pleeeaaase keep yo fantasies in your wack rhymes.

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uh... i had a fight once... this guy didnt wanna go off my trampoline.. cuz we was taking turns... we was 7 or 8... i told him to get off... he didnt....and i pushed him off... he came back.. punched me in the back.. i swung a punch at him.. in the sholders... then he scratched my eyes.. and it hurt..lol then my cousins broke the fight up............then he left......

Gully..........

ur bluffin.................homo

Why would I lie about fighting my best friend?

Congratulations, on fighting when you were 8, getting your eyes scratched out, and having your inbred cousins break up the fight, so they could save your meaty body for the next incest orgy.

"Family Reunion" my ass.

No I'm not "bluffing", I am the lightweight champion for district 17 for the maritimes, up in Canada, and have been for the last 6 months. Trust me that's not very long to hold a title, and 15 fights, is alot for a rookie career.

i have alotta stories man i live a hard life dude u dont kno like this one time my girlfriend manuela was walkin wit dis kid named gavin she knos i hate him but she didnt fuckin care i seen her and sje was all dont mess wit him you dont care about me so he pushed me and i was liek hey man and then we start wrestlin jus didnt fuckin care bot of us had cuts and stuff and manny broke up wit both of us i was so fuckin pissed

^^LMFAO

What a fuckin loser.

^It's ok, come to my e-thug clinic.

It helps those who need it.

For spanish ppl manuala=jerkin off lol becuz of the concept wit the mano=hands lol hahahahah

all of my fights were 6th grade and less...lol weird

1.some kid broke my bookbag so i took this metal thing and hit him over the head with it but it was after school i had to run my ass off cuz school aids and the dean was chasin me but they didnt catch my face : ) 6th grade

2.me and one of my old friends were callin this kid from the courtyard but he was blastin his music so one of my friends hit his window and his mom came out and started bitchin so he blamed it on me...but then we both ran and i told him like wtf and we started fightin and he got me in a headlock and shit like that and punchin each other in 4th or 5th grade

2.the same friend who ratted me out up there^...but before that in 3rd grade i dont even remember the argument all i remember is me and him punchin each other and some kids seperating us thats about it...

3.^the same kid in 3rd grade i had to go to the bodega to get some bread and milk i came around the corner of the buildin and he was laughin cuz i had to get it so i punched the shit outa his noise and he was bleedin everywhere and i just picked up the bags and went in the building lmao...

4.i was in 3rd or 4th grade i actually knocked the shit outa this girl cuz she kept fuckin botherin me...u kno those girls that constantly think theyre hood and she was taller then me...anyway she was like bullyin me and i knocked her fuckin neck back and she ran to her friends cryin and i jus went home with one of my other friends

5.2nd grade i think some girl was annoyin the shit outa me i knocked my elbow into her stomach...end of story lmao

6.i was like in 2nd grade and my cousin fucked up my action figure so i poured water all in his food wen he was eating and he threw it on my head and i jus started punchin his stomach and shit this was in the house...

7.this was really young 2nd or 3rd grade i was at my baby sitters and there was like 15 kids in the house all the time so what happened was i was in school and i came back and my action figure was gone...and the baby sitter told me she was carrying the baby to the basement with her cuz she was throwin out the garbage and that she threw it out by accident so i started cursing the shit outa her and punching her in the leg or whatever...

and i think i have a few more but thats all i remember for now...

peace

I aint an e-thug :mad:

you should put this in that stories forum if we still have it but great story man...pz

E Thug? WTF? Ya'll think ya'll so hard, like Phenominall, but son u doin audio on an online battle site... and u talkin bout other people... just shut the fuck up, no need for u to come in the thread and start sayin shit

Not you silly, the creative boy above you.

Cheeea. I get respect in this biiiiitch. *pops e-respect collar*

*blows e-dirt off shoulder*


*thrusts pelvis in a clockwise direction*

chea.

LMAO@clockwise direction

man you guys dont like anyone i come here to talk and all i get is shit

^It's ok, why don't you sit down, and we'll have a nice long chat.

I like to long walks on the beach, and read the occasional novel. How about you?

your mom :laugh:

You must be feeling creative today, geeze I'll have to show my mentally retarded brother how swift you are. I can just see the envy in his eyes,

I am betting this will be his response

"Is he retarded like me?"

and I'll have to respond with

"No, he's a textcee."

thing is your tryin so hard to son me ur makin urself look like a dumbass good work

i fought like 37 guys matrix style yo, it was mad crazy.............lmao.......some good stories in this thread

soem dude asked me if i was related to MLK and i just laughed black plague how can u be stupid enough to be racist to soemone and them not be racist back...i wish he woulda kicked your ass

None of ya'll niggas can beat me.......

u have so many alliases man ur pothetic..^^ your a fat lil 13 year old with no freinds..get off the computer and quit being an internet thug and make sum freinds bitch ^^