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Natures Ghetto
True Story. Happened Today.
> . . . . . . . . . . . .. OK...had to do the dots so u would veiw....Now..... I went to McDonalds(sorry empire)to get some lunch. So...I went thru the drive-thru, got my 2 cheeseburger meal, and then pulled up in the parkin lot to eat my food. As I was sittin in my car, I looked out my window an seen a cute lil squirrel. The lil squirrel did like a lil stand up act and tilted his head at me. I couldnt do anything but laugh and was intrigued to toss him a french fry for being so cute. So I toss the lil squirrel a fry, He catches it in his mouth......... And what happens? Like 7 birds swoop down an attack him, 6 of them started peckin him, and the other one jacked his french fry. I couldnt help but think....... Boy...Natures Ghetto. Poor lil squirrel....he was cute too. |
^wow them birds were more hood then you
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hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Man birds are fuckwits. Especially sea birds. Damn pelicans n shit. Fuck that...
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and seagulls, dey be roomin dere ma school
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i always got a bird at my house, he either coo coo for coa coa puffs or lost his frooty loops
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i always got a bird at my house, he either coo coo for coa coa puffs or lost his frooty loops :thumbup:
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This story made my day... Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. |
When i quote shit it fucks up... It comes with like the coding for the website.
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^whoa what happened to that quote.... shit got fucked on with the code in the middle
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maybe thats a sign the story shouldn be quote
++walks out of thread to call miss cleo about the problem++ |
Man Carson...you just put a smile on my face with that....lol had me laughing real good......nice story....lol
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ohh... that explains it |
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Lmao... Well im no scientist, so i got no clue. |
hhahhaha thaz how the birds get down...
fuckin bird swooped down and took an ice cream cone from my gurl too HAH |
Birds are little fuckers, if any of you ever come to England never feed the birds
in Leicester Square they will rape you no joke lol.... But Jet this story was funny as fuck I could imagine your face when the little squirrel got jacked... 1~ |
Poor squirrell:(. I bet we will hear on the news a gang war between squirrells and birds now.
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YOUR GIRLS A BIRD TOO SO ITS BIRD ON BIRD CRIME :gfy: |
Ghetto Seagulls Biatch
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Hahaha...LMFAO...damn...that story was good...
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Squirrels need to gangsta up.
i could picture like lil harley squirrels, all decked out in leather... lil helmets wit spikes on top. lol.... |
Lol I Dont Kno Whether To Laff More At A Stand-up Comedian Squirrel...or Tha Fact That That Nigga Said It Was "cute"
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I rather laugh at the fact your 0-3.
why do people need to be hard all the time? |
HAHAHAHA SOFT ASS NIGGAZ....*smh*
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Haha dear god, Carson. The helmets would protect them though, just stab the birds. Will violence never end? :( |
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ANIMAL MAFIA'S IS ON THE RISEN............ BIRDS WILL SHIT ON YOUR NEIGHBORS DOG FOR 8 LIL PIECES OF FOOD SQUIRRELL WILL EAT YOUR BETRAYL FRIEND NUTS FOR STEALING YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR 20 LIL PIECES OF FOOD. |
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do u see my sig? an whats up wit the *smh*....i dont even know what it means. But I find it interesting... Sum one can call sum one soft and then use internet lingo. |
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SMH- SHAKING MY HEAD........................ |
shakin muh head...stupid nigga...n i dont see nuttin in yo sig dat hint u hard at all...all i c is a nigga tryna mean mug like he somebody
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DAMN YOU COMING AT CJ LIKE THAT? YOUR RECORD IS 0-3 AINT EVEN WORTH WASTING KEYBOARD TYPINGS. |
hahahaha at tha fact dat im online fa like wha 2 hours a day...n tha time i am...i usually aint spendin time tryna "elevate"...so thas wuss really good
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obviously not you then. stay outta my threads lil boy. |
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I wasnt stating Im hard... I was hoping that you would notice Im white. Idiot. |
obviously not me wut????
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rofl @ this thread, fuckin birds, i had a bird shit on my shoulder in manhatten once, the fucker just flew right near me and did it, then this guy on the street was like "its good luck", whoever made that shit up should be shot..
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same thing happened to me. I was at my bus stop....right on my shoulder. I learned not to stand under powerlines. |
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