make me laugh for 1 million rv dollars
 

aight heres how it goes... tell me your funniest joke... the one that makes me laugh the most will win 1 million rv dollars... this will end at 10pm eastern time tonight so tell away and i will check later to see how things are going. :thumbup:

alright heres mine... im dope...

ummm..okay..

Whats funnier than a zombie baby swinging on a fan?

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hitting it with a shovel when it comes around...

man comes home finds his wife missing........
calls everyone he knows and cant find her..
2 days later he comes home from work and sees her sitting
at the kitchen table eating."What happened to you" he asks
"i was kidnapped by 4 men and forced to have intense sex with
them all week long" she says...." But you've only been gone for
2 days" he says to her...........
"i know, I had stop by to get something eat" she says

..........how do u get 5million somalians into a phone box..

-put a can of baked beans in the telephone box-

............how do you get the somaliains out of the phone box.................

-run past wid tha can opener--

whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
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the washing machine doesnt follow you around all week after you put a load in her!

theres 2 gay guys, 1 of them sez he's gonna go in tha bathroom and wack off, he goes in tha bathroom. tha utha gay guy tells him 2 wait fo him so they can do it 2gether. so tha guy finishes wutever he wuz doing and goes in tha bathroom. theres cum all over tha wall. he sez 2 tha utha guy "hey, i thought i told u 2 wait fo me?" tha utha guy goes "i didnt do it yet... i just farted" LOL

wuts tha speed of sex?... 68, then u gotta turn around.

theres these 2 old people, a guy and a girl, they always go walkin thru a park and they sit on a bench. so 1 day tha old man sez sumthin 2 tha old lady about havin sex, and she's like "we're 2 old 2 have sex" so he's like "well... could u maybe just put ur hand on it?" so she duz. tha next day tha old lady walks in tha park and see's tha old man on tha bench wif a different old lady, and she has her hand on hiz cock. so she gits right pissed and sez "wut's she got that i dont?!?!?!?" and he sez... "parkensenze" (or however u spell it)

lol, i dunno, just sum shit i herd b4, werd

I lost my job yesterday as phone sex opperator. The dude was just about to cum and i farted into the phone.

How Did Dairy Queen Get Pregnant???
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Burger King 4got To Wrap His Whopper

I liked that one...

But Mine.....

A Fag Couple and a Lesbian Couple. Both driving from New York to California.
Which Couple arrives in Cali first?
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The Lesbians. Why?
Cus the Lesbians were doin 69,
And the Fags were still Packin Their Shit.

hahaha gotta giv mr jet props on dat 1...got me crackin up

yo wicked...u a blood?

lmao so far carson is in the lead with the fag joke. lmao had me laughin real hard... little under 2 hours to make me laugh so fuckin do it people

ok heres one that you will get its so witty...:)


your raps get less noticed then bangor..........:)

There are 3 pregnant women sitting in a doctor's office. One's a redhead, one's a brunette, ones a blond! The redhead says I had sex on my stomach so I'm having a girl. The brunette says I had sex on my back to I'm having a boy! All of a sudden da blond starts crying! They other two asks her why is she crying! She said I'm having a dog!

If you didn't get dat she had sex doggy style!

i win at everything.

lmao nice... not funny but nice :thefinger

uppin..............

A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today"...."For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen."

lmao^^ pretty good but check dis

a farmer meets these 3 homeless men on his way home from the market and asks them if they want jobs working with him in the fields. they say yeah and go home with him.

when they get to his house he tells them, "there's only two rooms in the house.my room and my daughter's room. she's 20.if i catch any of you touching her i'll kill you."

so the next morning he wakes up and finds them in her room fuckin her. Since he really needs help with his harvesting he says he's not going to kill them but he's gonna make them take a hundred pieces of one kind of fruit and have them shove it up their ass.

the first guy takes 100 cherries and shoves them up his ass.

the second guy takes 100 strawberries and shoves them up his ass.
then he starts laughing

the farmer says,"what are you laughing at?"

the second guy points out in the field and says "dumbass is out there picking watermelons!"

uppin for any last min. jokes

am i still wining?

sorry for the delay on this but the winner is carson jet.. made me laugh the hardest so i will need your bank account #

Here's one.
A little boy notice's a man with a abnormally small head.
So the boy walk's up to the man & say's "Mister, why do you have a small head?".
The man reply's, "Well, I was out fishing on the bank, when I thought I'd caught a shark. Because it was so strong, but eventually I pulled it up. Turned out to be a Mermaid, the Mermaid granted me one wish, just one...
So I just asked her...
How about a lil' head?"..

Damn, how about this... the fags were already in C.A.L.I. packin his shit

SUCK MY BLACK DICK......for free

^^ sorry, i dont get it

What's there not to get?

i dont get the joke in this... is that supposed to be funny?

Yes, in a way it is.

What kinda bees produce the most milk?

.................................................. .............."BOO-BEES"

That is funny, but mine was better :).

werd, Mortem your godly at everything :thumbup:

Can I sig that? But you speak truth.

of course...lol, truth and only truth

you two are cock suckers. should take up tha q's offer

You have Pac in your sig.
Enough said.

XPETBK-39501

I won. ha ha.

Damn, :(...........