Did You Know?
 

in Guam..... they have men whose FULL TIME job is to travel the countryside deflowering young virgins.......and the virgins pay them for the opportunity to have sex for the 1st time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the reason: it is forbidden in Guam for virgins to marry............................................. ....is there a better job in the world?

in Cali, Columbia

a woman can only have sex with her husband.........and when she loses her virginity her MOM has to be present in the room as a witness!!!

humans and dolphins r the only species known that have sex for pleasure....................so thats why flipper's always smiling!

a turtle breathes thru his ass
an ostrichs brain is smaller than his eye ( i know people like that)
and a starfish has no brain ( i know people like that too)

OMG...AHHAHAHAH!... sucks for cali.......

thats some facts that may come in handy when im looking for a job in guam

my thoughts exactly fam....

im going to guam....

wait..what are there females like?

in Hong Kong if a man is caught cheating on his wife she can legally kill him.......but only using her bare hands.his mistress can be killed any way the wife desires

in Indonesia the penalty for masturbation is DECAPITATION
(i'd rather go blind.no?)

theres a country i forgot that it is against the law for a man to sleep with a mother and her daughter at the same time>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !1

you still want to move to guam?

fuck it after a few beers she'll look like lindsay lohan^^^^^

*Packs up stuff* Where's Guam, cuz there is no way in hell I am going to Hong Kong or Indonesia. *Realizes that hell is Indonesia*

lol.....you ruined it!!!! you ruined it!!! hahaha.

yea lindsey lohan...........hahaha

ummmmmmmmmmm
NO!! fuck going to guam. not even a forty could make this bitch look good.

ok this is for you gamers...

did you know that Master Cheif's sex drive is supressed....He's the strongest human on the most advanced steroids and his sex drive is suppressed..

an ant can pull 30 times his weight lift 50 times his weight.......................................
and always falls over to the right when intoxicated...(from drinking lil bottles of?)

ohh and you can burn 150 calories an hour banging your head on the wall!


fell free to drop your own facts

hahahaa...but man you RUINED IT!! lol...but not all of them can look like that....can they?

FACT: the best job in the world comes with the worst supplies...curse @.

Lmao...id Paper Bag Dat Guam Ho In Dat Pic

yeh but do you get to choose who your fucking? or is it more like a make prostitute.get paid to fuck em all.

fuuckk that!!!lmao

nah u just cruising the country fucking virgins for dough


cant make that job bad

Did you know that if you scream for 4 years and sometin days you can create enough heat to brew a cup of coffee? (F that I'll take a damn cola)

i gotta go.........i got more at work though..ill see if i get online on break to drop them

bout dat guam shit...we got niggaz who do dat shit here lol....it aint nuttin u need to apply for tho lol

ohh. last one i read in the paper

DID YOU KNOW you can die from shoveling snow?


reason: shoveling makes the blood flow to and from ya heart faster.....
but the frigid cold makes your arteries and blood vessels narrower
too much blood not enough space....heart attack.....but only for people who have heart problems or are outta shape.....NOW im out

DAmn you full of interesting facts....

i read alot...........plus at work we email each other all types of stupid shit

did you know

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

thats hot^^^^^


let me go get started...............

did you know

Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the
left hand.

no word in the english language rhymes with ORANGE...

did you know

Singapore only has one train station.

oh .. and in Liverpool England topless sales woman exist...but only in tropical fish stores...

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

^^^your nasty did you know smoking weeds makes you creative as hell for the first three years cuz it brings out the best of your imaginition cells but then it kills it lil by lil at the same time
fucking karma!!{where my jiont go}

I'm from England, abd I never knew that hotshh!

^^there you go,,


NOW try to rhyme with ORANGE