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Q's advice for the wanna be playa
#1...Shoes are actually more important that your shirt or pants. If you have on a crisp T. some fresh jeans, but some jacked up kicks, FORGET IT. Wash your shoes after ever wear.PERIOD. And, please, coordinate shoes with the shirt. If you have blue in the shirt, don't wear shoes with a red theme. If possible, keep that as consistent as possible.
#2...Only Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise can get away with that "aint-shaved-in-a-year" look. Please, if you grow facial hair, keep it trimmed or clean shaven. You CAN NOT go more than 3 days without shaving without developing 5-o-clock shadow. #3...I don't care if you can't smell yourself, NEVER wear the same underwear twice without washing. #4...Use cologne mixed with body oil. The oils last longer and emit a nice aroma as your natural body heat rises. I'm gay, but I attract alot of females solely by how I smell. I personally use Egyptian Musk or Joop oil and then I pray on Lacoste Cologne. Also, don't forget lotions and chapstick. Crusty lips are NOT attractive. #5...Please, make sure your BREATH is under control at all times. If you don't like chewing gum, use Halls--surprisingly, they work well as breath mints. Get the strawberry flavor. They taste and pleasant aroma lasts longer than your standard breath mint. #6...Exercise @ least 3 days a week. I don't care what anyone says, NO BODY wants a fat, sloppy, overweight piece of jelly roll, unless they can eat it. Do @ least 30 minutes of cardio combined with crunches and some form of resistance (weight) training. #7...Be yourself. People can tell when you are desperate and won't want to be with you. Act as if you don't care and are happy just being by yourself. This makes people wanna come over to meet you. ...More Tips Coming in Pt. 2 |
Huh... that was a waste of time.
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^^Ur a waste of space.
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Thank you so very much.
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Are you bored Q? Where's your movie review?
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^^LOL...I aint seen a new movie
but we're supposed to be havin a review-off! |
Well I told ya earlier I couldn't this week. I went to a concert yesterday, and tonight I am goin to a school dance. Next week, however, :evilgrin:
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ha im way ahead of you i this shit man, i buy three pairs of kicks when i go for one,
one for theweekdays, weekedns and one ofr rainy/snowy days tic tac stay in my back pocket, plus i never act diiferent unless im high, i got that 6 pack/running from cops lol sike naw |
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^:)...my hero...:)^ |
hmmmm..good advice depending on whether yor a girl or boy...the q is a girl right?
no diss just asking |
^ ^^^ hes a guy........ but hes gay..
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i'll take this advice to hear...t naw juss playin
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lmfao @ a gay guy tellin us how to be.. funny thing is girls always think gay guys look good.. lol
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If I didn't have such a hot girl in my sig I would quote that. |
im allready cooler than Og bobby johnson
but coo tipz 4 these kids that dont kno *Nuff Said* |
bobby brown has n0thing on me...but that oil and cologne thing sounds like a good idea i'll have to try it
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because most of us are HOT...lol |
wearing ur underwear twice is bad....when u get to the 4th it is ok again rite?
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that oil and cologne thing MIGHT work......but i know a better method
its popular in philly....The Muslim/Islamic people, have various stands around philadelphia, and inside malls and stuff.....one of these is Fumes located in Franklin Mills Mall.....they sell small vials of Roll-on cologne KNOCK-OFFS if you will......it is a vial that is filled with scented oil....the cent exactly replicates the smell of the cologne.....and you just rub it on your neck, or wherever....it stays on you for days.... and it smells just as strong as when you put it on....unless you take a shower n shit....then it washes off......but yea......thats the best way to go plus its 5$ a vial......i still have vials from last year..... |
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^^werd ...15... |
i wear burberry n only burberry that shiz could cover up the stench of a dead rotting body for a few minutes
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YES! I am now going to be a player!
Seriously though, those were some good tips for the bad fashioned. |
Q You Be Fucking Bitches Now?How You Know What Ta Do Ta Bcome A Playa???
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LOL...fool, roll on cologne is OIL. |
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