Best Pick Up Line Ever.
 

Me & Indeph decided that I'm a genious (fuck proper spelling)

The best pick up line ever: Nice shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Damn skippy. I will post more in the coming minutes.

Hot shit



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im def usin that 1. check this 1 tho...

" *gun cocks* hey bitch, eithr we fuck or tha police gon find ya corpse floatin down tha river"

werks all tha time, im just kool like that, werd

Werd Joe It worked and Now I got april.:love:
Thanks VP!

Here's another one:

you ask the girl, "CDs or Tapes?"

When she says CDs, you reply "YOU WANNA SEE DEES NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"

If she says tapes... well... I guess say "YOU WANT ME TO TAPE THESE NUTS TO YOUR MOUTH?" Never had that happen. But this cenario is awesome.

Hahaha... dope shit.

It's also very cool to walk up to a hot chick and say, "You know, If I were you, I would do me..."

"get busy.. my penis doesnt lick itself.."

Nah... you go up to a girl and say wassup... then they always say hey...

Then you look down... look back up... look back down... then finally get all pissy and be like "It's not going to suck itself!"

LMFAO damn I'm dyin yo

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?

That one will get you slapped.

I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

~this is gansta

Lmfao.

Classic..

yes it is.

I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

^-Nail every chick in the group with this line

hahah, i heard this one along time ago..... doesnt work anymore.... there all like "I have an Ipod..."

Da fuck do u say to that???? "I Pod these nuts in ur mouth!"

Iunno... "Ipods are wack... and I'm good in the sack... btw... I'm a famous rap star, you just never heard of me yet, but I'm famous!"

I have no Idea fux...

"If you were homework, I'd do you."

^that was wack.

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

^-Weerd.

Weerd.

VP Dope with them lines...

I am... like whoa... two more...

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong

heres one if i was a socket and you were a light, could we get together and twinkle tonight.

LMAO @ the Footlong.

I got a completely original, totaly thought up by me one.

As The Girl's Bout to turn around and leave you say 'Hey! Arn't you forgettin something?' Girl:'What?' You:'Me!'

Or the classic, Hey Babe, Wanna Shack Up?

Distilled... tsk tsk... you stole one of my lines

Heres one Excuse me while i whip this out.

I got one...

Hey baby, I got a 12* win streak on internet text battling;)

Gets 'em every time.
*however many wins your streak is.

thats gangsta if your Soc, lol

nice job distilled.

^ Not really.. Soc's streak is only at like, 1..

He lost on RB either last week or the week before in LLL.

I got 4,420 posts on a rap forum online. Suck Me.

Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"

;)

meaballer 05 [22:38]: Yo Give Me Some More Of Those Dope Chat up lines
meaballer 05 [22:38]: All I got is 'Hey Babe, Wanna Shack Up?'
LittleNicky00100 [22:38]: God Damn It I supplied you with plenty, I'm using them for me now!
LittleNicky00100 [22:38]: *goes to thread*

Yeh SOrry I took that line, as you can see it is a classic

And another:

Put the jimma jamma on the woop woop with a lil' Kadiddlyado and that's a good time for both of us.

^booyaka.

Booyaka booyaka

^^ lol...... are u from Chatanooga, cuz ur the only ten-i-see... if i created the alphabet i would put I and U together.... there were some good ones i know.......

oh.... Me "Hey, wanna come to my house and have pizza and fuck?
Her: "NO!"
Me: "What?!?!?!........ U dont like pizza?"

lmao... your wack distilled. and 9th you have the worst pick up lines.

Heres a good one, Did you know that i can lick my eyebrows with my tongue.

Vango... just no.

pick up lines are gay

Quite conveniently... Ecko... you are too!

:thefinger fuck you