Random Quotables
 

Drop some funny-ass random quotes from anywhere...
(Rapverse, movies, school, yourself...etc...)

"i hope i get hit by a gun", hahaha, i laughed at that........."wow, did i ever overthrow that government" - some drunk talk..........." i have chicks of every gender and species" tonight, when my bro was drunk, talkin bout his porn collection..................."a david and goliath story truer than the bible itself" - dodgeball, hahah, just some off the top of myhead

Bad Boys the movie when Marin Lawrence went into that krib an was like ''Can we borrow a cup of brown suuuraarrrr''....an ''Dont be alarmed, we just negros!''....i laughed my ass off at that

Conversation I had with one of my mates:

'Is It snowing Where You are then?'

'No of course not, I'm inside'

^^^haha...nice...Keep'em comming yall.

"You aren't too bright, are you? I like that in a man"

"You have a death wish. That's so selfish. I have one too, but I direct it towards others."

"One day you and I are going to have a serious disagreement"

"Happiness is only happiness if there is a violin-playing goat"

"We're women. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating! And not a little bit scary."

"Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life overcoming"

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success"

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fuckin have it"

"Expect The Unexpected"

DQ

"America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks."

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

On Michael Jackson:

'Amreica is the only country in the world, where a poor black boy, can turn into a rich white woman'

"youll shoot ya eye out kid"....christmas story

^^ haha yeah but the best saying ever

AWW SUGGY DUGGY

"Dump on your leg."

Cmon, i know im not the only one whos heard this beast..

lmao...werd....

"a women wit a pierced tounge...She'll suck yo dick,.....a guy wit a pierced tounge... he'll suck yo dick"---Chris Rock

^^thats funny as fuck cuz i know a kid that just got his toungue pierced that we question if he's bi or not

anyways

Person A: "yea, Chinas advanced as fuck, their like 20 years ahead of us"
Person B: "no, its 2005 everywhere"

check my sig....villagepimp quote....shit is funny

saw this on BET comic view last night, funny ass white dude


"america was outraged whar Janet showed her breast, but dont blink when a mother breast feeds in public, thats acceptable.....so when janet took that big tit out Justin shouldve......( makes sucking face)...MAMA.."

^^^lmao.. i have none.. but that was funny...

haha, ever hear eddie murphy do Mr.T........hey boy....hey BOY, how bout you come over here, and fuk me in the ass......but dont come too early, or i'll clench my ass and rip your dick off, haha, good shit

"you woman are Idiots..You wanna be treated equally.
but Want us to pay for dinner..and open doors..
and WE pay for the engagement rings...And You get half of everything
we have if we divorce...and you get the kids too?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!.........if you want all that shit
you better give me head...or spread them legs!!! "
-Dave Chappelle
lmfao...

^ haha, he has soo many good quotes.....why dont you tap your shoes together and go back back to africa

GTA, Motherfucker! Oh, yeah! Ten points.

^ That shits funny as a mother fucker :laugh: from Resident evil Apocalypse :thumbup:

Well go see the movie before u say it aint funny cus it is he hits a zombie with his car!! :laugh:

when you go in for a job interview you first ask if they press charges

LOL thats funny. :laugh:

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

disney land remindes me of that movie called bulletproof. :thumbup: :laugh:

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

^ Those were Ok. :thumbup:

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

lol

lol those were aight. :thumbup:

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.