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if you find this funny, send me money
No need to send me money if ur broke, but if your rich spread the wealth... What is a 6.9??????? A great thing screwed up by a period! -------------- Wat do you call an Alabama Pig Farmer with two sheep under his arms?????? A pimp! --------------  |
damn it peeps! no one got a sense of humour anymore?
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Alabama joke ws kinda funny The period one wasnt i got dough!!!!! whats ya bank account? |
Bank: 37736.
Wat about this one..... Wat do elephants use as tampons? Sheep! |
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Thats stupid more than anythin, i still laughed |
Did ya get it?
i'ma give u 5 rv dollars for every hot ass jokes u can pull off.... |
wen is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
wen the big hand touches the little hand! --oooh |
LMAOOOOOO
Aight ya hit the jackpot with that shit! |
Wats the difference between God and Socrates?? (Soc on RV that is)
God doesnt think hes Socrates! |
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Da fuck man?!? hahahahahha thats a classic, i may have'ta quote that in my sig lol |
that is funny shit, but the trueness makes it funnier.
No hate to Soc of course.. Who makes bras for Brunettes? Fisher Price! |
LOL Fisher price?
hahahahahahahha you are making these up right? you killin it right now with these jokes dogg! |
Some of them are made up, some of them i have just heard over the years and remember them.
Shame its only you reaping the benefits of the humour. How does a redneck find a sheep in long grass???? Satisfying!.. |
pretty dumb is ya feel meh
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ok then maybe this one is a bit better for yous:
Dex: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Affinity: "I tried but the asshole was too small" |
LMAO ^^^^^^
Hhahahaha Owned with that joke Ay i got a joke....... I was Fuckin some chick right, just gettin too the strokes, u know how it is....when she slipped her finger into my ass......oh did i mention she was Dyslexic? ...so when i said ''Stop, No an Dont!''...dumb bitch rammed her fist in me because she thought i said ''NO DONT STOP!'' *Bangs the drums* funny....right? :D |
Sure it is, That is BY FAR THE SINGLE MOST AMUSING JOKE EVER TOLD BY ANYBODY
Bitch you better have my muhfuckin' money..... |
thats good man,
reminds me of the man who died of dyslexia he choked on his vimto! -damn, im on fire! |
LOL..
Send me 5 grand an i'll let you into a little secret........ |
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I was talking about Efecx! but consider yourself JACKED Dex i dont have a secret an i am keeping your 5 grand!!!!!!!!!! hahahahah, nall I just kid if ya want it back drop ya Bank account |
some funny some not..................
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nah thts cool, you earned that lol |
oh 4sho...
anytime u wanna throw away any Dough, ya know where i be at!! i dont know what the moneys for! an i never used it too do anythin besides hand it over for a sig once! but ayyy, if i got rv dough, gotta mean somthin, right? |
Most of em are shitty....
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? - Fur Traders. |
religious joke:
when i was young i used to pray for a bike, then i realised god doesnt work like that so i robbed a bike and prayed for forgiveness |
LOL ^^^^^
That joke was so retarded i laughed my ass off Nice shit Keep 'em comin y'all! |
This is a good 'un
Wat do you call a prostitute with a runny nose??? Full |
i sent 2mil even though i didnt like um much just out of genarosity
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Those didnt even touch slightly humorous.
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how many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
. . . . . . . .. . . . . . , , , , , m m. . . .. . . perogie . . . . . . wanna go bike riding? |
A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face while the egg is frowning looking pissed off......
After a min or two the chicken says smugly, "well i guess that answers that question then..?" |
^ haha, that one is your best so far
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thnx, theres plenty more where that came from.
Why did Michael Jackson go to K-Mart??? Because he heard little boys pants were half off! |
^^^^^^ LMFAO
A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face while the egg is frowning looking pissed off...... After a min or two the chicken says smugly, "well i guess that answers that question then..?" I dont get it? |
^ answers "which one came first"
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Nah, i dont think so. Try harder my friend.
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ahhh lmfao!!! wouaaa |
Funniest part was the title.. :thumbup:
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yo the funniest jokes were the puppy love one, and the prostitutes nose being runny the rest were really that funny
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