if u could be an animal what would u be
 

if u could be an animal what would you be and why me have to say a King Cobra or a Tiger...cobras because all shit fears ya except dumb fucks from the national geographic channel and a tiger because of power, tony the tiger, the stripes and stealthy animal...football teams named after ya haha just playin but what would you be?

a snatch crab........word

tiger...rar,,,,

woa from saint paul minnesota im from duluth what up kid

a whale because they have the largest dick in the world n when im tappin my bitch ya hear it on sonar egheghegheghegh

lol dude no hate.. but wouldnt that kill the bitch?... cuz a whales dick is like the size of a house isnt it?

a cat. It looks like fun to be one. lol

lol i talk to you all the time ha its non capisco

ahh the kat moving to chicago haha...sorry im not up to date on this but as for my whale thing yeah it would kill her and she have "death by big dick" on her grave stone

is that you in your sig legend?
i was begining to wonder why a dude had a baby bash sig

me= toight like a toiger... *if u eva seen austin powers 3*

seriously i think hes homosexual.
oh and a flight bird.

word, i figured out he was a dude. So yeah im pretty
sure your assumption is correct. His account reeks of teenage girl
though. That chick in his picture thread however i would
definitely fuck in the mouth.

i just checked it out and dude, shes like a little girl.
maybe in a few years and her first period later but
thats not cool :x
or maybe its the fact she looks like she went to a school
dance with him. and hes in the picture.

if there's grass on thy field, well you know the rest
but if not i can always play in the mud

deffinatly a Tiger... yeah...

damn you for replying to the topic....
i was attempting to destroy this thread all together
with pointless posts about pedaphilia(spelling?)

lol hahhahahaha....

i myself prefer the necropheliac persuasion, it seems to get more
canadian lovers.
"aye, you love le dead bodie tooooo?"

i don't like rigamortis stricken poon
though the cold sensation is nice....it's like getting a blow job
from a broad eating an altoid

why is the altoid fish flavored?

no its a curiously strong breath mint that makes your
mouth cold. Hence thee analogy to corpse tater

I would be an albino rhino.

a dragon or a pink monkey or paynus

Dragons are mythical numbnuts :rolleyes:

so are paynuses

and he didnt say it couldnt be a mythical animal you pigdog

i'd be a ligre, that's a cross between a lion and a tiger. it's only my favorite animal, duh.

i'd be a wolphin. cross between a bottle nose dolphin and a killer whale. dont know if thats how u spell it though

Dont lie.. You know you would be Bambi.. Oh i shot your mom..

pandas are ill.

a damn bird.....falcon....eagle....ya that's whatdup....

i would be a giraffe....so i can see all yall lil niggaz and i can cheat when we play hide-n-seek....or i would be a dinosaur...so i would just crush everybody

Siberian Tiger cuz they almost extinct n i dont like bein something that there is like a billion others jus like you

siberian tiger due to ummmmm whats the word ummmmmmmm Low Profile lol

i shot on yours.

a skunk so I can expose shitty mc's inner smell nah meannn

for some reason i pictured you as the girl from
scary movie 2 " thats an ill jacket, naaaaawwwwhhh meaaaaan!?"

Fruit colored Zebra.... lol.. Like a Rainbow..

wasn't they're a gum with a multi-colored zebra on it?

yeah that gum was the best it had the tatoos in it and all different colored gum