Questions to contemplate while high...
 

in an Arguement can a man with no fingers have a point?

just follow suit

if a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there, does it make a sound

which came first the chicken or the egg.

If you choke a smurf, what color will it turn

What is the logic behind two bald men fighting over a comb??

LOL^solo dats heavy LOL

If a blind man is put into a round room and is told "There is a grand in the corner" what does he do??

why do they report power outages on the television>?

its the principal of it all........
..like why bother going to school if you know you want to be a bum

he says fuck you..gimme a cookie :thumbup:

How do you describe a color to a person who's been blind their whole life?

Can a man with no Dick Give a fuck?

If you went camping alone and woke up wit a comdom in ur ear would it fuck with ur head?

if u went campin wit ya buddies n ya woke up wit vasoline on ya ass hole...would u tell any1???

LOL
If you decapitate someone and hand them their skull is that considered giving head?

How can 2 midgets give each other High Fives?

And can a homeless man be put in house arrest

can a mouse give a rats ass

would donkey kongs favorite artillery be banannas?

Does Satan ever chill out?

why do hot dogs come 10 to a pack, and hot dog buns come in 8 per pack?

i've heard tha one somewhere b4

answer to that is on Bulletproof Monk.......................can't remember that shit tho!!!!!

no it doesnt
because sound is waves interpreted by the brain
if there is no brain to interpret it...then there is no sound
^(thats actually the correct answer :thumbup: )

and
why is the sky blue

If convenient stores are ope 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year, the why do they have locks on their doors?

Why do 24 Hour stores have Locks on there doors

Dumbass...I just fuckin said that...Look right above you...dumbass

Who invented the eskimo?

if you are born on leap year how do u count your birthdays?