Crazyiest Thing Your Girls Mom Ever asked You
 

I know your girls mom can get out of control with questions and shit I don't have a girl right now but I want to know whats the crazyiest thing your girls mom ever asked you. I'll start it off.........

My EX girl mom asked me what shoe size I wear, I was like what the fuck!

...She asked me what condom size I wanted if she went and bought some.

^^^HaHa now that one was crazy!

U bein fa real?

and Tony Green, that ones pretty normal if u got big feet or something :huh:
everybody doesnt think of dick size when they see feet...

but my ex's mom asked me if i was gonna get her daughter pregnant one time... and i was like nah.. just cuz im 18 years older than your daughter DOESNT mean im trying to get in her pants :thumbup:

Naw foe when she asked me that it was just straight out the blue and I don't have big feet!

My girls dad asked me if we had kissed yet. Then my girl said ya, and he said he gonna kick my ass. Glad we were talking on AIM.

^^Haha yall crazy!!!!!

Haha yeah i hate it when parents call u over to talk to them.. cuz 90% of the time its gonna be about something you dont wanna answer.. im usually just like well actually i gotta go.. ill holla atchu lata boo :thumbup:

"when are u gonna get my daughter prgenant again?"

"i dont know what she see's in u i guess u got a big dick..."

maybe she was makin fun of ya miniature feet

hahahaha yeah mah dude got size 9 1/2 shoes.. is that small? i think it is cuz i got 13..

^^^^^^^My shit aint that small smart ass! Intended for The King and I wear a 11!

11.5, and I'm 15. WORD

12.5/13....15 years old

Im 17.. wear a 13.. werrd..

well I just turned 17 and I wear a 11!

My bro 14 and hes 6'4, 225 lbs, and wears a fuckin 16 :huh:

"who are you?" :cool:

wtf? niggas talkin bout shoe size in shit... who the fuck cares?
LMAO

Who? Me or TG?

Cuz im Yungg Blay..

Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha yeah we got some mad 1 on 1 goin on outside..

Cuz im like 6'3 200 lbs..

no, that's what my girl's mom asked :cool:

"Who are you?"
"I'm SPuL yo"
"what's a SPuL"
"the nigga who gonna get yo daughter pregnant"
"Oh, ok. be nice to her. peace out homie slice"
"Weerd mama g"

"cool:

lmao @ that part of it..

^^Now thats fucked up I would of just walked out!

nah, all I did was jus walk UP to her room and the rest is history, yo :hump:

Haha you impregnate both of em? Thats what i woulda done :thumbup:

nah, cuz when I walked in, I saw her like fuckin' her mom. And then when she moved she had a dick, and I found out she was actually a... *pukes* sickens me jus thinkin' about it, yo. Glad I never kissed the bitch, yo. :shoot:

:evilgrin: im 18 and wear size 13

im 16 and i wear a 16. <- BIGFOOT

she said to me....chelsi told me you had a big dick..is it true....and den da next day she was makin wedding plans for us and shit...i was like wow....and her fuckin dad was like my wife and my daughter said u have a big dick i was like what the fuck.....

Damn.. i cant imagine any parents i know sayin that shit.. just curious.. are chelsey's parents white or black?

white...........i walk around their house like wit my eyes on da swivel.....i slept over there once and got up 2 use da bathroom and i was in my boxers and i walked 2 da bathroom when i came out her mom was standin there starin at me.....i was like wtf so i just was like excuse me and went around her and went back in the room and got under the covers lol.....dey iz crazy

Are you a man.....................

im 18..........

haha so u black?

they're all like its a black dick :shocked: right here in this house :shocked::shocked:

lol yeh im black.....thats how dey must be...like when i go to pick her up i just sit in da parkin lot n call her on my cell n tell her 2 come outside

She asked me how old was my older brother...
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then called me an acident

I don't take guys home because they're all scared of my dad lmao...

So they bug me with their stupid questions, I never tell them something though. My sis used to tell them everything about her boyfriends and such but me: nuh uh...

DQ

fuckin feet here are huge man...people said 13...smh..that's frickin big feet....u must need custom shoes for those feet lol...

me.......11/11.5 or 10.5...it depends on the way the shoe is made...sometimes 10 fits me...guess I have flexible feet...lol