I just shit my pants.
 

Alright, i stayed home sick from school today...

i woke up at 4 am, threw up... went back to sleep. Woke up again at 4:38, threw up... went back to sleep.

So i get up at 10 am, and my stomach still hurts so i just stay home, and i am walking around downstairs, and my ass is just feeling like it's gonna erupt.. and i fart, just a moist one, and at first i just though i farted, but i checked. I put my hand down my pants, and i pulled up a finger full of shit...

:(

thats discusting man **throws up**

atleast it wuz shit on yo finger, and not cum, werd

uhh, i would rather have cum on my hands then shit.. haha.

Yuk...you feeling better now?

DQ

he means cum from your ass from being ass fucked**throws up again**

so, ud rather fart and have cum come out of yo ass then shit? ....... :confused: ooooooooo k.... werd

hahaha that was a good laugh

lmao lmao.. damn...........

Lmao he shit himself.

omg that is one of the funniest things ive heard...what the hell ya do after ya found out take a shower n how ya conseal it from the peeps around u

omg im actually gonna puke............

thank you ever so much for sharing that delightful experiance with us all

Very interesting.......shakes head.....

*slap* ................

ROFL.

That's hot dawg.

nasty..... dumbass why u tell uss that?.... :throwup:

lmfao...now go lick your finger

throw up in a cup

and drink it

THATS woof
peace

Word.............. now open up a chain of fastfood resteraunts while theres still shit on your finger..

well, i just went into the bathroom and wiped my ass in the mirror.

thas dope.
i nearly shat with laughter...reading it...
rofl @ u hvin the balls to post this...
im sure most peeps hve done this kinda thing...

What about ya pants? werent they shitted?

i just changed boxers.

yeah, that's pretty funny.

you still being a wussy about your knee though?

yeah, it hurts.. and my stomach is killing me, it hurts to eat toast, FUCKING TOAST!

so eat crackers

when you throw those up it doesnt even feel so bad

word

you must have strep throat, it makes your throat hurt when you eat and swallow (no homo) ...i had it like twice its the worst shit you cant eat nothing

LMFAO!!!!

i cud shit myself just readin to this...............funny shit!!!

"i just shit my pants...damn im lucky now i have a new rv topic"

*slap*...

This Kid loves it.. You posted this exact same thread on RB.. LOL.. Telling the world..

wordness.

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lmao im bout to shit MYSELF form laughing, this threads fucking gross, lol...

thats fuckin disgusting mayn LOL

Lmao, disgusting but something I can relate to =/.

i do believe that was disgusting...why u admitting to this?, hahaha

some kid was at my crib and done that on our lounge, so we tossed his sick-ass outside...he lives next to us so we put the lounge on his front lawn and hosed it down...then went inside and took his lounge back to our house...

that was like 6months ago, we still got his lounge