Stupid Naive Bitches................
 

Stupid Naive Bitches –

One thing you definitely won’t find me doing is caring about dumb ass teens with stupid agendas. I grow more tired and weary of hearing materialistic bitches rave on about who they want to look like and what they want to buy than pirates get tired and weary after 50 years at sea. Notice, I say 50 years because pirates are fucking badass and can handle 50 years out at sea looking for treasure and plundering shit, unlike stupid whiny pussy bitches, who are idiots.

Furthermore, teen magazines suck ass. Why do people care about what some model’s new summer look is? My girlfriend constantly rambles on about some stupid famous person that “looks fabulous” that I’ve never heard of, and when I say I don’t know who she’s talking about, I cop the “omg omg……. Omg…………………………………… omg omg omg………………….*pussy ass giggle that a pirate could shit all over*………………………………. Omg………………… like……………………….………lol………………………… omg……………… are you serious?”

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No, of course I’m not serious. I just like to lie…… ( <- sarcasm.)… So I don’t give a shit about someone that didn’t do jack for me and never will, shoot me. And then I have to pretend to care, or its a pissed off bitch I’m left to deal with. When was the last time women had to give a damn about what men say?… A quick backhand pimp slap may jolt their memory. Not 2 weeks ago, I tried to talk to a woman about Bruce Lee and gained nothing but an odd look. So tell me, why the fuck should I have to care about some anorexic bitch that is now wearing a red dress instead of black, when women don’t care about a man that could knock another to the floor with an inch-punch. I’ll tell you why: because women are stupid, despite their uncanny ability to suck my cock.

Women nowadays are extremely non-self based. They would rather watch stupid shows about stupid people that have stupid fictional lives, than a kick ass show like Ren and Stimpy, Family Guy, or World’s somethingest something. They love talk shows, which happen to be the gayest and most pansy thing of all time. You spend half an hour to an hour of time that could be spent learning kung fu watching how some dumbass parent was too stupid to beat their dumbass hoe of a daughter into shape. So now they complain “oh she wears skimpy clothes and hangs out with boys and shes only 12! OMG please help me Oprah/Maury/Jenny/<insert clichéd talkshow host name here>.” Well instead of being a whiny bitch and complaining, I’m sure a triple twist butterfly flash roundhouse corkscrew kick to the ovaries and/or head would persuade the whore to get in line.

Since when was it cool to wear short-ass skirts and revealing singlet tops anyway? What’s so damn great about a stupid rich teenager that has suddenly started listening to simple plan and wearing short skirts with a distasteful suit-style jacket. Or a 13 year old with a flat chest that likes to wear a whore-like skirt and listen to Chingy with hoop earrings on.

Here’s an idea! Go get a fucking life and quit trying to act like some stupid hoe you saw on MTV. Stupid impressionable idiots.

And what the fuck is up with guys doing the same thing? If you’re a male into fashion you’re no longer a queer fag, you’re a “Metrosexual.” Well here’s a newsflash for those fucking gays: YOU’RE GAY! And I would rather have liquid shit shot into my mouth than some faggot with a “Queer Eye” giving me fashion tips. I’ll wear a fucking grocery bag to a movie if I want to, so fuck those guys. I’m not gonna pay 108979087987 dollars extra so I can wear jeans with rips in them and paint splatters and I won’t pay for an Adidas singlet when I can go to the markets and buy an Adidaz singlet for 5c off a poor peurto-rican. Suck my cock metro-sexuals and label-queens. The day someone with good fashion sense kills a crocodile with his bicep I might change my mind, but for now, those people should be shot.
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Everybody should whole-heartedly agree.

And dont come in here making yourself look like a dumbass by saying "omg im not reading that its so long!" , "did you really type ALL that! omg"

And equally, dont come in here trying to be funny by saying the things I said not to say in a daft attempt at petty humour. Just save it.

Oh, you're talking about the girls I refer to as lollipop girls...

Well, thank God for the exceptions but I know what you're saying here, isn't really true when it comes to me but I guess that's just me...

I just find them funny

DQ

that...

is the truth, i concur with everything there...its funny how i see guys talkin about they clothes 24/7...and lmfao @ this...

I’m sure a triple twist butterfly flash roundhouse corkscrew kick to the ovaries and/or head would persuade the whore to get in line.

and yes...bruce lee is fucking dope i seen that one inch punch shit...crazy

peace

what up DQ how you been girl...

and yeah OMB i get what you saying stupid little valy girls... they get on my nerves aswell my girl kinda like that but she aint as bad as most of the girls that i know...

but dman man you fucking wrote alot shit took me forever to read

i invented the one inch punch why you think soc look like he do in my avy:thumbup:

^I'm good, you?

Hey, I do know Bruce Lee :thumbup:

I do watch Family Guy and such :thumbup:

For real though, I notice that girls in lower grades are just so fucked up...there are some normal ones but it's getting worse and worse *sigh*

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i deffintly agree with you hun... family guy is the shit:thumbup:

do you remember who i am or not know this alias?

^Don't know alias but oh well, just thought I'd be friendly and say hi back lolz

Family Guy is fucking funny lolz but I don't think my boyfriend (no one currently) can't complain about me, I don't babble about latest trends or pop stars rofl...I just have fun and talk about interesting stuff :thumbup:

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nah my girl aint babble about shit like that she just takes forever to get ready and everything.... like an hour to get clothes and an hour shower and 45 minutes for makeup... i mean shit that right there is basically 3 hours of wasted time when we could be doing something better in bed or something....

but yeah im led poetic aka poetic tragedy

^3 hours to get ready???Damn, in the morning I take half hour tops...

Oh well, as long as its just that it's cool...

Nice to see you back :thumbup:

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gyea gyea... good to be back i got all my personal problems fixed and all my problems wit the law fixed aswell so im set to go

how you been ma

Been good, finally got active lolz...focussing on topicals and poetry but trying audio...

You?

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ah your led poetic...lol sup

this is so funny...the stuff you say is true....the funnies t part was the omg omg omg thing...in the beginning...I was dying...and the half kick roundhouse whatever thing....this is jokes....lol....lol...roftfl...fadoroaldfamdfma.,d fmadf


ya...but what you said is true still....girls these days wanna be anorexic like fuckin magazine models who need like 28 people just to fix them up so they can look like a fuckin barbie doll...

especially those girls I seen on maury who went through like 64.....yess I said 64, or such, operations just so they could look LITERALLY like a barbie...or some "pretty blonde person"....fucking dumbasses....they need god...true story...lol

LMMFAO

shit wuz funny az fuck. but i aint really ever met a girl like that, most girls round here just plan on wich utha girl they gon jump next, lol.

*plans on watchin Muary in half hour*

wut... ? theres sum funny shit on there, werd

I'm older than half the site, and trust me.... It doesnt change as they get older. I got this 23 yr old girl I'm checking out every once in a while, and shes STILL like omg omg omg omg like totallY! LiKe whut eveR!!. Co-sign this whole damn post.

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Isn't it typically American? I just thought most American girls were like that but I could be wrong...

I guess it's quite okay over here

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Word, it used to be dope as fuck to be a pirate, until a certain movie came out. No hate to Disney, but now if you wanna be a pirate, people are all like "Look, a pirate! I'm gonna be a pirate too LOL! Orlando is so madd sexy hot :love:!" and such.

i dont see why ppl care about celebs anyway... they dont give a shit about us. except for record sales. or other things that get them paid. they are humans just like us. they bleed the same kind of blood. their farts stink just as bad or worse. they arent special...

Ah, Family guy, the only cartoon funny enough to watch. Overall man, I agree with ya. Some women are very high maintenance, and usually aren't that good lookin anyway. I tell em how I feel, and if she gets pissed, oh well. One line + dial up internet= hours of silence. word

man, u described like everything that i hate... all themfuckin MTV shows and shyt... and those magazines!! who gives a fuck about mary kate and ashley being anorexic or how big harrison ford's new house is!!! i dont really give a fuck and i totally agree with you!!! i mean, that shyt is soo stupid. shows like sweet sixteen and that plastic surgery show really piss me off

Canada is pretty much America with a different flag. We talk the exact same, eat the same stuff, and our girls are just as ditzy. I got fam all over the US, and they're all identical to me. People act like Canada is some third world country hidden over seas. lol.

word.............................................. .......

yeah, these ideas have swung across my mind before as well...but its pretty cool....my mind has developed when i can so easily tune out crap like that, its pretty awesome, i just act like a sponge, or sieve, whichever analogy sounds cooler.....but yes to this

"When was the last time women had to give a damn about what men say? So tell me, why the fuck should I have to care about some anorexic bitch that is now wearing a red dress instead of black, when women don’t care about a man that could knock another to the floor with an inch-punch. I’ll tell you why: because women are stupid, despite their uncanny ability to suck my cock."

^ no offense to ladies, but this is typical i think for every chick out there....i think they have this assumption that the guy should have to engage in all their activities....but yet they will not engage in yours......unless its sex, but that only happens when they want to do it, so, yeah, good lookin man

Word.... what dope feedback... lol... Even from a girl?

But word. Expect more of these when other things annoy me.

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Word and a fuckin half. I'm so sick of that fag Orlando Bloom.. Even in LOTR he was a pussy. Anyone who uses a bow and arrows is an idiot and total pansy. For example, someone who is not a total pansy is Captain Sigurder "Iceman" petursson. He was watching his crew gut fish one day when he saw a shark heading towards them. He didnt shoot gay arrows at it, or run around like a stupid dumbass. He grabbed the shark by the tail, dragged it to shore, and stabbed it with a 3 inch knife until it was dead.

Thats a fucking pirate.

<< Wishes he could sig the entire post. :(

And word at Family Guy.

Look at em, look at em......he runs like a Welshman.

Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a Welshman?

lol.... word..................

I must be weird then because well...I'm not like that...
I'm not trying to look all nice or shit now, it's just that I'm not interested in stuff like that. I rather watch basketball than those talkshows or such. Guess this makes me uhm strange? Ah, I'm just European...or maybe you guys hang out with wrong chicks lolz

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***stands and applauds***