You idiots
 

Learn to spell you idiots –

For fucks sake. Why don’t people ever spell properly? There is a line between being alright (ala KOOL COL-B, and others that are OK with abbreviations), and looking like a dumbass. I understand abbreviations, I’m not going to say running when I could just as easily say runnin’, but what I don’t understand is when people spell like they are complete fucking queers.

I don’t care how smart you are, you could be the next Einstein for all I care, but if you don’t spell correctly to look “cool,” then you are an idiot. For example, dumb bitches that talk to me on MSN/AIM… I don’t want to talk to anyone, I’m tired, and I don’t care about you. Then out of nowhere that annoying MSN noise interrupts Bone Thugs n’ Harmony. I click the window only to find some fucking idiot with an email like “lipgloss_princess87876@hotmail.com” or “2_sexxy_4_u_lolz_@hotmail.com” that’s saying something like “omg heyz! how is u 2dai?!...?..? :P” … Before anything more can be drilled into my head turning me into a serial killer, I change my status to “away.” Only to return to the window about to click the “X,” and find “erm me iz bored, is u rly awayz? If u rnt itzd b kewl” ….

Using psychic powers, I found out where that dumbass lived, went there and pulled a triple backhand flying dragon combo into her eye. I simply can’t stand idiots like that. How could you demean yourself so ridiculously? It’s beyond me. To anyone who types like that: You’re a fucking idiot. Go get some dignity by eating your own shit for money, you dumb bitch. They should make a street fighter character called “Stupid teenie bopper that talks like an idiot,” so I can kick their ass with a kick ass character like Ryu. Or a tekken character called “Dumb MTV bitch that gets big SMS bills” so I can kill her with someone like Eddie Gordo.

Speaking of Eddie Gordo, he is the best guy ever, besides pirates. His amazing skills at the Brazilian martial art of Capoeira motivated me to learn it. He kicks everyone’s ass, especially dumb bitches. Nobody can beat him. If you have ever played tekken and don’t like Eddie, you’re either a queer, a metrosexual, or a woman, and I will kill you. Who else could pull off an an Au Batido Armada Queixeda S-Dobrado Macaco with such ease. Not some gay character that other people would like, that’s for sure.

Anyway, back to idiots that are stupid. There are actually males who do this as well. I could rave on for hours about how outrageous this is, but I must draw one thing to your attention; The word “coolies/cooliez.” Any man who says that immediately sprouts a vagina and starts to like Oprah. That is dumbest word I have ever heard. If I said to a friend “Hey man, let’s go chill at <somewhere> and smoke buds while talking about what hot famous bitches we want to drill” and he said “ok, sounds coolies” I would hang myself with my abnormally large penis. You’re supposed to say something big and hearty like no problem bro, let me just strangle a small animal first and wash my car, or yarrr. “Coolies” is an abomination.

After asking some dimwitted bitch why she types like a fucking idiot, I gathered that these people are trying to be “cute.” If you’re fat, you can’t be cute. That rules out 99.987765457457575% of the people who type like dumbasses. And the rest of them, why do they have to try to be cute by looking stupid, why not be cute by showing me your boobs, or getting on my dick. There’s nothing cuter than watching a bitch suck your dick. So hop to it. And by hop, I mean don’t be a fucking dumbass.

lmao.. good point omb...

I agree these fags dont sound cute they sound like fags.

lol owned.... :thumbup:

wow...u sound mad fam is it dat serious??

yeah i wanna know dat too...
dat serious?

Nah I was only joking. It wasnt a triple backhand flying dragon combo, it was a double backhand flying dragon combo. -_-

But on the real though, ima be posting this kinda thing basically about things that need to be said, or things that piss me off. Half out of boredom, half to practice satires and sarcasm.

thats cool. lookin foward to more of these...

Didnt you know its cool to use slang.

It proves your from a hard ghetto

Im da wun dats gona beat tha shyt outta dez ma fukin beyatchzz nigkahh.
^
see I look stronger know huh?

You are such a rebel with your stretching the window steez

lol... (coolies) :thumbup...

haha, that was funny, and another good point raised....shit is mad annoying...it looks so stupid, like.....wus upp 2dai wit u........like fuck off eh.....this is the best one though.....kewl.....oh fuck off, coolies is pretty bad too.....and yeah, eddie is the shit, tekken 3, him and yoshimitsu were my favourite characters...word

I used eddie, yoshimitsu, and Jin... And law cos he's like Bruce Lee.

Tekken is dope.

yeah man, for sure, i always liked the stories too, shit was pretty good......so you can do some of that shit eddie does? cause those moves were so fun to do, haha........damn, now i wanna play it

law is gangsta. :cool:

but lmfao @ this. so tru. lmao @ the hop on my dick part. pc

Too a certain exstent...i agree.

but ta be honest...an i know where ya comin from, it is pretty stupid when people go too far with the whole ''ebonics'' thing.....but....british people for example..on here an in ''chat rooms'';...they have there own slang, an way of typing./...but it comes across as only the people using ''ghetto slang''.....get hated on by people who are mainly white...(not ta be racist)

it just makes me laugh that some people hate on black folk for using ebonics but they dont touch on anybody who types in ''compyuter slang'' or whatever it is people use.....but its whatever, i type the words tghat come into my head...most the type i wont try an type like the word would actually sound when i say it.....that seems pretty sterotypical of people who type how they THINK we talk lol...like they hear in songs or see in movies lol..

Im not hating on blacks that type in ebonics particularly, its everyone that spells like an idiot.

Kesse:
Yeah I do the same martial art as Eddie does. Its called Capoeira and it kicks ass.

Eddie is tight as fuck....i have perfected his style.........-Right O XOXO Back XO XOXO "lye down" XO...do over and over again till the other person is dead...Damn im good......i know more but i dont feel like typing that much.....oh and his secret power move is Left and down at the same time and XO its a big ass double Kick.....any way as for the topic at hand.......it annoyes the fuck out of me to OMB.....peayces

Ya, a lot of time people will IM ya, and then you are pissed off for a few reasons. 1. Your music is interrupted. 2. You don't know and don't care who they are. 3. You can't read what they typed.

I say you should make a thread on people who think that being good on the net is something big.

my reason is because im french,and still dont know how to type words

I'll write something about that and post it soon. :thumbup:

I'm almost finished one about games...