OMB vs Rachel ... You tell me who won. (NOT A RAP BATTLE)
 

I was talking to some dude on MSN the other day who asked what I had been doing. I said I’d been writing and he asked what, so I gave him the link: (http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=187162)
Then later on I receive an email from some bitch, who he obviously showed it to. Here it is copied and pasted:

From : Rachel Herring <says_me--@hotmail.com> (< the –‘s are numbers im not going to disclose.)
Sent : Friday, 22 April 2005 6:52:11 AM
To : bboy_alloy@hotmail.com
Subject : That was mean

chris told me bout that thing u wrote on that site whyd u do it? It wuz pretty mean to us girls cos as if guys would like stuff girls like stupid… n u sed every girl is dumb and a bitch well fuk u sexist. Unlike guys us girls like to take care of ourselves, so wot if we wear gud clothes n r into fashion. Guys have no fashion sense neway… u only don’t like talk shows cos ur a guy, girls are into real issues so wot u got against us? Ur gay probly if u hate girls so much… tryn 2 act all smart n u haven’t even been thru uni, well im on my first yr of a business course, so a girl is smarter than u what u gunna do? LOL… loser

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I replied with:

Thanks for proving my point, bitch. Only a true dumbass could be so stupid. Of course guys won’t like shit girls do, the shit girls like is gay, great work there, Einstein.

I’m so sorry I didn’t know that “you girls like to take care of yourselves, wear GOOD clothes and are into fashion.” Shit, how could I not realize? What a dumbass I must be. Maybe I’ll take care of myself by using good things like french conditioner and designer body wash, instead of shampoo and a bar of soap. Or perhaps I’ll take care of myself by wanting to look like some anorexic dumb bitch that wears slutty clothes and sleeps around. Then I’ll wear good clothes, such as $600 piece of shit rag of a shirt, that says “Ralph Lauren,” or $200 a worn out denim skirt with a a total surface areas less than the tissue you should be wiping your bitch ass whiny face with right now.

Oh no! Some bitch said men don’t have fashion sense, where’s the forks and toaster. Women are fucking dumbasses for having fashion sense, or even attempting to make sense of fashion. Have you ever seen the fashion channel? It’s bullshit, besides the occasional display of breasts. If fashion is a dress made out of plastic or some huge hat that nobody in their right mind would wear, then fuck fashion. And fuck the people in charge of fashion, usually some gay fag that is surrounded by models and doesn’t fuck them because hes too busy not noticing them being naked while he measures them up for some new gay dress.

I don’t like talk shows, because I’m not interested in “real” issues? No, afraid not, I don’t like talk shows because they’re fucking stupid, run and loved by tools. Here is a few show topics from the popular talk show: “Jenny Jones.” (True)

Your Teasing Was Cruel But Now My Looks Rule!

You Said I Had No Skills, But Now My Looks & Talent Pays The Bills!

I Got Mad Player Skills Because My Big Chest Gives All The Men Thrills!

You May Shake It For Money, But Leave Those Sexy Clothes At The Club, Honey!

(credit for these must go to another article, about Jenny Jones being cancelled.)

Need I say more? Yes. The other talk shows are usually about stupid kids that are either fat, “dress sexy” or do drugs/drink. Every host asks the little dumbass the same question; “why do you do it?” but the reply doesn’t mean anything because they’re dumbass kids. And the mothers are always trophy wives or fat, and they cry about not being able to “control their kids.” Here’s a tip, don’t buy them every fucking thing they want, and don’t take shit from them. If you take shit from kids, you are as good as dead because they will milk you for all you’re worth. I deeply apologize about not being into “real issues” like so many of you obviously intellectually superior women.

No, “Rachel” I’m not gay, bitches like you attempt to suck my cock every day. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram for you, since you’re such an idiot:

By the way, that final comment you made about you being smarter than me is bullshit, you dumb bitch. You can’t even spell. You’re studying business eh? Good for you. I did some research, and half of that course is “business computing skills.” You paid a shitload on a course that Is half-based on Microsoft office applications. I’ll tell you a secret? It’s called the F1 button. In each program pushing F1 displays everything you could ever need to know about that program. Congratulations dumbass, you got scammed by a university and lost a lot of money. I bow to your intelligence. Who’s “losing” now?

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*EDIT: HERES HOW IT TURNED OUT*
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From : Rachel Herring <says_me--@hotmail.com> (< the –‘s are numbers im not going to disclose.)
Sent : Friday, 23 April 2005 10:52:11 AM
To : bboy_alloy@hotmail.com
Subject : Re:That was mean

y r u so mad and angry all the time at girls? Ur the most obnoxious person ive ever met and those were the worst things anybody has ever said to me. Y would you waste ur time writing sumthing so long loser. its just your opinion n mine was my opinion so wot? u didnt have to say all that stuff

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I replied:

From : J. Nigro <bboy_alloy@hotmail.com>
Sent : Friday, 23 April 2005 1:32:46 PM
To : says_me--@hotmail.com
Subject : Re:That was mean

Just my opinion, eh? I’m so sorry I didn’t realize that your opinion was running shit. Next time I want to voice my opinion, I’ll shoot myself. Hail Hitler. But it would be good to be able to speak my opinion. I think they should put something in the constitution about that, some kind of law, but make it sound fancy. They should call it something like “Freedom of Speech.” That has a nice ring to it.

I’m sorry I was offensive to you, I really didn’t mean to be. My Mother abandoned me when I was a child and my foster parents abused me. My biological father would have tried to raise me but he was too poor. And when I was 7 he passed away from a brain disease. I’m really sorry, I just like to express myself in my writing, please understand?
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From : Rachel Herring <says_me--@hotmail.com> (< the –‘s are numbers im not going to disclose.)
Sent : Friday, 23 April 2005 2:09:12 PM
To : bboy_alloy@hotmail.com
Subject : Re:That was mean

omg im so sorry I didn’t know. I take bak what I said don’t worry I understand writing helps to express urself. But next time please don’t take ur anger out on girls. Again, sorry for what I sed.

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From : J. Nigro <bboy_alloy@hotmail.com>
Sent : Friday, 23 April 2005 3:22:19 PM
To : says_me--@hotmail.com
Subject : Re:That was mean

Just kidding. Dumb bitch… Go suck a dick. I’ll do whatever I want.

I drew another diagram for you, “Rachel”:

ROFL @ that drawing...pure dopeness...

She did worded some things quite uhm wrong in fact but I get what she's trying to say, you have jumped to conclusions in that one thread by claiming women are stupid. Like I said, there are always exceptions (not directly referring to that Rachel person) so you have to be careful with statements like those. I'm personally not into fashion or talkshows so I can't speak on that matter but I guess women just like to watch them more than cartoons or sports. Fashion, well...women like to dress nice most of the time and they look to fashion examples for that. Personally I rather wear comfortable clothes or nice clothes that don't cost tons of cash (because I can buy more then hehe) but that's personal choice I suppose.

Again lmao @ the drawing!

DQ

I agree there are a select few decent women. But they are hard to come by. Not hard to come by like purple cars, I mean hard to come by like mosquito larvae in a desert -_-. And the bitches this bitch was standing up for were bitches, so I had to own her.

That was a good read.

And so you did...

I would have done the same thing probably since I strongly dislike those type of girls that spend tons and tons of cash on copying the celebs when it doesn't even look too good on them. Oh well, we can be very annoying probably but you still need us for something :thumbup:

DQ

hahaha that pic is fucking genious!!!!

I bet she will never reply, and if she does..post up what she says.
you destroyed this gurl. from start to finish you whored the fuck outta her.

lmao@ F1 key....

Word, if she does happen to reply i'll let you know what she says.

ohhhh shit, omb......this was funny....
glad you replied to her bullshit reply

Hahaha, I don't think you could have replied any better then the way you did.. You owned her..

lmao nice man, the drawing was classic

LMAO! "Real issues?" Like 12 yr olds who like to have sex with their uncles?


With that typing, if she IS in 1st business, she won't be in second.

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omg complete owned ..............*dies*

damn..tht drawing is dope as fuck...looks like sumthin outta ma old science books...

CAN I SIG IT MAN...GET AT ME WITH A SMALLER COPY FO REAL..PM ME:)

and as fo the bitch..why the fuck did she email sum1 she dnt no about some writin...she prolly one of those stuck up bitchez..wots her emaill.....lets all jus abuse her

ROFL, that sucka got served, werd

^^^ your typing the same way she did dumbass

HAHAHAHAHA that is funny as fuck... owned

what the fuck is ripper on about...it want nuthin to do with how she spelt.ye omb mentioned she spelt sumthin wrong..and made a thread about peeps spellin like tht...but u honestly think i gona go over my post with fuckin word check....i know i aint spellin shit right...its called writin quick...i spell things how i say em...stop pretendin u some intelectual lil fuck whos knows what hes talkin about...dnt make me merk ya bitch...

^^^ No, it's not just typing fast, and making spelling errors, look dumb shit. I can understand using slang, and using abbreviations, but spelling "wot" instead of "what" or the abbreviated version, "wat", and "ma" instead of "my" is just plain stupidity. I can understand making a mistake, but "O" and "A", and "Y" and "A" are really far from each other on the keyboard. Therefore, you are not typing like that due to typing to fast, or using slang or abbreviations; you are just a complete fucking idiot. Now please don't make me bring out all the other words you spelt like a complete fuck nut to look cool. Furthermore, refrain yourself from saying you'd merk me, because let's have a look at your battle stats:

Kordozar Idyllic 30406 173522 0 - 0 Closed 100 Text
Assasin Tight 29139 164949 0 - 0 Closed 20 Text
Assasin comeback_kid 27255 153754 5 - 0 Closed 20 Text
Assasin B.L.A. 27228 153587 5 - 1 Closed 20 Text
Assasin Verbal Phenom 27179 153360 3 - 5 Closed 20 Text
Trojan Yvonne 27075 152799 5 - 0 Closed 100 Text
Trojan C.C.C.P. 26891 151825 5 - 0 Closed 20 Text
untouchablekilla Trojan 26440 149442 5 - 3 Closed 20 Text
Trojan NoMercy 26341 149055 5 - 3 Closed 20 Text
AutoMATIK™ Trojan 26274 148710 5 - 0 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY String9487 24973 142845 2 - 5 Closed 25 Text
THUGZY Da Prodigy 24972 142843 5 - 4 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY murda-gram 23674 136507 5 - 0 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY ILL Tempa 23465 135517 0 - 5 Closed 100 Text
THUGZY Met-Ah-Four 23441 135380 0 - 5 Closed 150 Text
THUGZY lover boy 21481 125949 5 - 3 Closed 25 Text
eric89 THUGZY 20878 123229 2 - 5 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY Tha Gilla Teen 20806 122924 0 - 0 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY spiky2k8 20805 122922 0 - 0 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY Darrk 20799 122904 5 - 0 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY mr. streetflowz 20764 122733 0 - 0 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY MARVOLoUsJ1009 20266 120457 5 - 2 Closed 20 Text
MARVOLoUsJ1009 THUGZY 20265 120456 0 - 0 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY Ill Teacher 20264 120447 5 - 0 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY LyricalMethod 20257 120413 0 - 5 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY C_R_E_A_M 20173 120128 1 - 5 Closed 40 Text
THUGZY Yaz 20153 120048 5 - 0 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY Lil Nae2 20149 120033 0 - 5 Closed 20 Text
white-ice THUGZY 20147 120029 0 - 0 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY LostChild 20146 120021 5 - 2 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY white-ice 20102 119880 5 - 1 Closed 20 Text
THUGZY Real Thorough 20101 119873 0 - 5 Closed 35 Text

Wow, you haven’t even challenged a single talented textcee, you only beat noobs. Your 15-10, so therefore, that must mean you only lost to noobs also. Please, don’t let your 15 noob wins cloud your judgment. I’d beat your ass with a crazy sonning so hard like you were a six year old boy and I was your alcoholic father bitch. And by the way, I’m an extremely intellectual guy; don’t ever think for a second that you can possibly judge me. And now with that being said, I leave you with one final message:

OWNED!

haha... b.l.a would merk the fuck outta u for a start..u dont even know whos alias tht was do u......and i know for a fact marvolous would kill u..hes merkin most people on this site now..but did i beat him...err yes..i believe i did..and yes i did start as a newb..but if u callin b.l.a a newb then u dumb....and marv would kill u...u wana post shit in a thread..get ya mic out bitch an go set up....ill be watin for u to set up..we'll see whos owned then...

wow...i like how she thought she was automatically smarter than you because she is in FIRST year university...wow, i wonder where she keeps all that knowledge she is getting, because she didn't show any at all in that email.....anywhoo, this is an endless debate that will keep going on and on forever, like the song that never ends.....and that email she sent, was just all bias opinons from a chicks point of view...."guys have no fashion sense".....sorry if we dont have that keen eye women do to pick out the most expense piece in the store, and only buy it because Buffy wore a simliar style........fuck

Considering you have an entire record of text battles, and now your calling me out to do audio, knowing I don't have a mic, i'd say your scared. And I would beat marv J, especially when he was a noob, now tell me who B.L.A was then? The only good head you battled was automatik, and marv J is decent, but was wack when you battled him. Step down kid

b.l.a is bonecollector now....dnt tell me u would merk him...the guys good...ill battle txt or wotever..i dnt really give a fuck..lol..i aint scared to battle on a site....if u wana battle setup...if not be quite...

I don't have enough battle credits, and honestly, I could care less about a noob like you. Your the one who called me out, so your the one who wants to battle, you can set it up, 500 posts to vote, 1 hour to check in, 30 minutes to drop, 6-10 lines. And I give respect where respect is due, Indeph is dope at open mics, but his text is sub-par, yes I would beat him, now step down kid.

^ bonecollector is not indeph, btw.....indeph gave his account to him

^^^^^^ Indeph is bonecollector, he's back on this site and using that acount now, I KNOW ALL!!!!

exactly....u started shit just about a spellin...yes some of those are whack...cos i was anewb myself...but indeph is not whack and i beat him...marv isnt...and i aint even battled for ages now..part from a crew battle against kordozar were he didnt check in...if u think i whack then fair enuff..but i had people praise ma open mics and shit who are decent heads...so why u think im a newb i dnt no...but whatever...setup when u u got enuff credits if u wana battle..i know u not scared..but i swear im not...cant be arsed..but if u gona setup i aint gon decline....but....if u dnt mind me askin...who are ya..whose ur alias....u aint always been jack the ripper right?

and i duno if indeph is bonecollector..but indeph was b.l.a......and accordin to the battle i had with him..it says bonecollector..so it must be...but it was indeph i battled...

This started with you saying something stupid about the how the "bitch was dumb, let's go on msn and abuse her" yet you spell the same way she does, your ignorant, and naive, I was only pointing that out. If that upsets you, so be it, I don't care how you feel.

^^^yer...you need to stop been so serious tho...lol...and stop bitchin bout stupid shit..aight...nuff said...

No, try again, you need to stop being ignorant

^^^lol..dnt u ever give up..whos ur aliases...shows us ur battles..i wanna know who u beat...u a fuckin fag...stop actin like u run shit...actin like u the most sensible...most inteligent guy on here...ok im ignorant...it obviously does bother u...so wot are ya gona do about it...???

^^^^^I'm gonna keep acting mature, and let you make an ass out of yourself. I'm not acting like I run shit, but I do run herbs like you. And i'm not acting like i'm smarter then everyone, just smarter then you. Now I told you, if your upset that I proved how ignorant you are for calling a girl a dumb bitch, yet you spell just like her, then for the last time set it up. I don't have time for childish herbs like you, bye.

Hmm, looks like the fag got tired of being whored, upping this thread for me and O.M.B's owning

alright I edited in how shit turned out.

Go and check the first post to see.

ROFL!!!!!!!! *DEAD* man I'm high and drunk, man omb you are my idol for that, yar ye a dumbass omfg hilarious

Word. Pirates are dope.

lmfao, omg omb, your such a legend on this shit...lol..
man you sooo had that bitch sayin"sorry"...lol...
i hope this is real dawg..its amazing how dumb some people in
this world are.......damn,,...rofl...props omb...you owned that chick

the pictures - hilarious
your point - agreed upon
and finally,

the girl - a moron