-Greatest Pickup Lines-
 

Post some of the greatest pick up lines you heard here!


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you RB thread stealer :shoot: :thumbup:

ruffies........

I don't even go on RB. so, shhh! wackness!

Hi, beautiful..simple yet effective:thumbup:

"Yo I'm SPuL" :cool:

^works all the time, yo :hump:

and Eazy, where is that clip in your sig from? :hump:

excuse me...
woof

pick up lines are cheap...i just talk...

"drink this"[/cute white chick with shot of sambucca in her hand] Best pick-up line I've ever heard.

Well the best pick up line I did, was at a party a saw this really fine girl, I went up to her and said, "hey, I think your fucking hot, and since your girlfriends sister, I guess I should just do the most straight forward thing" and then I dropped my pants

Say i know your legs is tired, from runnin in my mind, so how about we go hop in the shower

Pick up lines persay are shit. I think being forward and showing
confidence is the best thing you can do when approaching someone.

^^^^ ya, way to bite your name from james bondage off RB... fag

Trouble reading? Is my name James Bondage? Nope. So therefore i don't
believe it's biting. Word is Bond is and expression maybe you've heard
of it?

Your an idiot, you wanna try to outsmart me? You copied his name, that was gay.

well you're the expert

...................... right

Who the fuck are you anyways? Trying to start pointless beef when you
don't even know me. Pfft, it's no wonder people don't want to come
to this board.

It's the internet you dumb bitch, if you don't like what someones says, just ignore them, dont answer there post, LOL! stfu kid. I dont start beef for no reason, you copied his name, but it's wt/v I honestly dont care.

who are you on rb?

Who are you :thumbup:

"Take me drunk, I'm home..."

Girl your name must be Visa, cause your everywhere I wanna be

"Do you work at subway?

...Because you just gave me a foot long..."

"i have a band"....."and a summer house"... "wut u up to"... gets em everytime

pick up lines can backfire so fast...... so i was at Potbelly's one day (for those who dont know, its kinda like subway.... but better sandwiches) and this hot ass girl was orderin a sandwich, and the guy was sayin stupid shit, and tryna do some bootlegg pickup lines...... and she was pretendin they were good and laughin...... so all of a sudden she was like, "so, wat time do u get of"
Stupid Guy: "Five...... why? Do u wanna go do sumthin after that?"
Hot-ass-hot-sexy-but conceited-hot-girl: "No.... I juss wanna know what time to come her from now on."

..... she took her sandwich and left

*awaits the "DAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN"s*

Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)

then get the bitchslap of a life time and a ride in a cop car... :nono:

U right

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass!

Hmm, maybe this is why i stopped using pick up lines

Can you rap. if she say yes ask her if she wanna go and spit on ya mic. my classic

haha, i just walk up and start conversating

1. Nice pants....they'd probably look better on my bedroom floor.

2. Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?

3. *licks finger then taps girl's shoulder* let's get you out of those wet clothes

4. Do you believe in love at first sight? Should I walk by again?

5. If you went camping with a friend and woke up one morning with a condom sticking out of your ass, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?

Word.......:thumbup:™

number three is soooo dope, im gonna try that lololoololoolol

BITCH get in my car

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pick up lines are wack as fuck.
best pick up is eye contact & a smile

i ain't gotta use no lines since every fucking chick thinks i look like banks *brushes sholuders off and pops collar* but here's one for ya

are u jamaican...?
u must be because jamaican me hot

# 3 On Tha List Is Dopness Ahahahaha

You - "Hey!"
Her - "Uhh.. hey"
You - *Run away*

For real.

That one didn't work for me when I tried it.

Ruffies are by far the best ice-breaker.