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Ghost 06-02-05 06:30 PM

i NEVER KNEW....
 
LoL I NEver Knew that If Ya DONATED a teaspoon of Sperm That they Would Fckin Pay Ya For It!?LOL!What kind of Shyt Iz That!My COUSIN was Tellin Me That They Gave Him 50 BUX just For a TEASPOON of His CUm!LoL!Im THinkin About Doin That!Would Any Of Yall Do That Shyt!? :laugh:

Sean Gunner 06-02-05 06:43 PM

Depends, do I get to bang the receptionist or the nurse? :hump:

Ghost 06-02-05 06:58 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA!Naw Shyt I WISH!Ya Have To "BEAT Da SAUSAGE" LOL!

.Barz Of Steel. 06-02-05 07:01 PM

lol...Best 50 bucks you could make

Ghost 06-02-05 07:03 PM

yeh but you got to sign a paper sayin that if the girl that recievez ya CUM cant support the child then you got to pay child support!LOL!aint that some Bullshyt~!

Usual 06-02-05 08:03 PM

i'd do it if i really needed the money. but nah i wouldnt just for the sake of it, i wouldnt feel comfortable beating off to a teaspoon. but i've seen a masturbation machine...so maybe thats incorporated into the whole process :evilgrin:.

Sean Gunner 06-02-05 08:23 PM

What the hell? Why would a girl receive the sperm if she can't support it?

Usual 06-02-05 08:25 PM

iunno, ask the professor..

$wollzilla™ 06-02-05 08:26 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Revelation
Depends, do I get to bang the receptionist or the nurse? :hump:


even if it was monique?....SMH

Stanza 06-02-05 08:28 PM

Well In Nprth Carolina They Dont pay you on the amount they jus pay you like 100 dollars for each donation

200 for blood

Suave 06-02-05 08:45 PM

well in that case i reckon it would be a good idea if the next time you suffered from mass blood loss, collect it and donate it. nother 200 clams in the shoebox :thumbup:.

Ghost 06-02-05 09:38 PM

LoL Yeh If the Bytch WANTS A Kid She Can Just GO TO That PLace Where you Donated Ya Sperm!N If Later On When The Kid GROWz Up N She Feelz Like She Needz money all she gots to Do Iz FIND the Father N Put Him ON CHILD SUPPORt!Keep it real!

Suave 06-03-05 08:01 AM

your typing manner is aBnOrMaL.

Dizzee Rascal 06-03-05 08:03 AM

Could u actually live with urself though knowing u had an offspring but nothing to do with them?

Suave 06-03-05 08:04 AM

that would fuck with my mind, just if that happened to me. i'd want to know how my offspring turned out.

BiZzO 06-03-05 08:10 AM

yeah man ud wanna at least meet the kid.. lol

Suave 06-03-05 08:11 AM

as long as i didnt have to pay child support i'd wanna meet him/her.

La Cosa Nostra 06-03-05 08:22 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghost
LoL I NEver Knew that If Ya DONATED a teaspoon of Sperm That they Would Fckin Pay Ya For It!?LOL!What kind of Shyt Iz That!My COUSIN was Tellin Me That They Gave Him 50 BUX just For a TEASPOON of His CUm!LoL!Im THinkin About Doin That!Would Any Of Yall Do That Shyt!? :laugh:


Fuck yeah man, I dont know where the local sperm bank is..
But I'd do it any day.. Its free money..

My cum usually just ends up in rubbers anyway.. So getting money for that is dope..

Terumoto 06-03-05 08:24 AM

I'd do it and then sneak in after dark and steal my sperm back so no one uses it, but I still get the money.

hmmm... actually thats kinda stupid, why wouldnt I just steal all the money they got there instead...

*shrugs*

whatever man.

BiZzO 06-03-05 08:25 AM

lol werd.... i would take the money :D

La Cosa Nostra 06-03-05 08:26 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Murdz
yeah man ud wanna at least meet the kid.. lol


Nah man, I'd want to meet the kid if I actually had sex with the chick, but if its a test tube baby from frozen sperm.. They can churn off as many of em as they like..

Suave 06-03-05 08:54 AM

i'd be just curious of how my evolved form of sperm is living its life.

Ghost 06-03-05 04:11 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by iLL as a killers grill®
Fuck yeah man, I dont know where the local sperm bank is..
But I'd do it any day.. Its free money..

My cum usually just ends up in rubbers anyway.. So getting money for that is dope..

HAHAHAHAHAHAH True <Mayne True I Feel Ya there!N Hell Naw I Wouldnt Wanna Fckin meet Da KID probably lookin UGLY them a motherfka!why would a fine azz ho go get the DONATION if she can get some dck by her self!n only UGLY chix who cant get dck would go there to get pregnant! :thumbup:

Suave 06-03-05 04:12 PM

nah, ugly chicks always get fucked by ageing, balding fat men.

Ghost 06-03-05 04:21 PM

Thats EVERYNOW n then!

Suave 06-03-05 04:23 PM

you sick fuck lol.

Ghost 06-03-05 04:29 PM

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
naw not me im talkin bout theze fat bytchez get fcked everynow n then from bald men!
LMFAO!

Suave 06-03-05 04:30 PM

i'm sure you do mean them :rolleyes:.

Golden shellz 06-03-05 07:34 PM

it seems funny to me having a child and not knowing who the mother is.LMAO ad what if u were a virgin that like having a child with out losing ur virginity....that sucks ass


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