Herbs of RV... The Talk Show That Tells It Like It Is
 

This is my new one-way conversational thread with RV's own herbs, specially hand-picked by yours truly ...Ill-Grammatix!!! This is an all factual thread... no lies, no rumors... straight up facts supported with evidence... so don't be getting all salty when the world of RV sees the truth behind all the bullshyt and the smokescreens... after all...i thought everyone was tryna get some "exposure" for they work... don't worry... i gotcha backs... omma expose a whole lot of muhfukkaz on this site... it's been well overdue and the time has come to clean up RV....and with that let's start this off with a bang...

our first guest on Herbs of RV is known to us all... he's got over 50 battles under his belt... claims he runs RV... it's been said that he is the first ever...and i do mean "the first ever"... in the history of net battles... on any site across the globe... to accomplish this remarkable feat.... and today we just wanna acknowledge this dude for what he's done for RV... for us... making our day and making this site the entertainment cess pot that it has come to be... so with out further adieu....let's welcome to da board (keyboard, that is)... the man of the hour.... MARVJAY1009!!!!!


Hey Marv... the people wanna know... how's it feel to be the first ever loser of a no-show battle? that's right folks... Marvjay has succesfully become the only person on RV to lose a text battle to someone who didn't even show up!!!! Good job, dickweed!
Actually, it wasn't really a good job at all... peep game...

i really cant believe a battlin with marv..came from dis lame mouth.
4 da simple fact dat his punches like "soccer games" they "played-out".
cant cum wit own barz dis scary hoe bites,dis is key'd fam i rarley go write.
how smart is daz? he thought puttin a "keyboard on a radio" was a "sterio-type".
im simply da most sick b!....its like 'i went away' all ya punches "miss me".
i laugh any dis kid speak's...he's a fuckin puppet takin order's from Da ViNCi.
its easy im battlin daz y go hard..lol u know marv probly fuckin yo broad.
daz verse's are like "saloons in da wild wild west" they "OLD-BaRS".
yes i worded it rite..daz ur a kid i was freestylin when u was learnin 2 write.
afta dis pink slip he gon use his alis JaCKRaM then ima murder him twice.
rite now he nervous & tight,im hood fam u neva left da suburbs in ya life.
dis herb is just nice?..no givin "jordan a std"'s da only time u "burnin da mike".
like "$" dis bitch a "fold",only "impact u'll have on da world" is if u "hit a globe".
battle marv 4 a pink slip,think bitch!! u'll have a betta chance dissin strobe.
i merk bitches u wont be da 1st or da last hore,daz dis is whut u asked 4.
yeah he talk like a thug behind "WiNDOWS" xp but off he gota "GLaSS" jaw.

wow...sum'n special ain't it? Marv... what was the motivation behind this piece? was it boredom?... writer's block?... was it used against you in a recent battle? c'mon.... let the people know what inspired you to write some shyt like this and think you could get away with it?
no comment? great...

moving right along... the thing that i found interesting about this battle was the response... not even 2 lines totaled!!!! I mean, i thought i was watching a re-run of the source awards or some shyt...

chec this shyt out:

have the win, im off the site now anyways...
shoutout to council n my boiz..pz

Marv, I don't know how you did it but you managed to lose this one by votes...an astounding 5-0!!! wus ya secret? natural talent? hard work and dedication to da craft? random shyt you just write down through the course of the day?

any comments?...no?.. oooooooooooooo-kay! well, we at Herbs of RV (that would be me) and the countless number of members and all they aliases would like to congratulate you on this amazing feat and contribution to the RV community... many continued successes to you and I hope ya legacy lives on forever!

hey...that's all we really have time for today ladies and gentleman.... join us for part two of marvjay's humiliation when we discuss how he calls people out about no-shows when he leads that category hands down....

and then in part 3...nah..we'll keep you guys in suspense on that one for now...
until then...love , peace, and hair grease ... and if ya get caught slippin' then ya musta been talkin' slick to a can of oil!!!

How about MaddRapper..? LMAO! That kid is fucking wack.

^^nah skriptz......comment n skill wise...he worse then mad rapper

ROFL....My nigga speakin truth and nothing but it ..hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahha

nah..^^at least cali doesnt beef bout bs nomore
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mean while this thread is dedicated to cats that think they have
skill such as marv, skripts, maddrapper...ect.......

Chaos, a biter, was proven but hes still here, as Twizted.

And i agree with skriptz, overt rated to fuck, he aint even good.

werd, kid is a fuckin retard....
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n riff raff the biter is back too......n people actually wanna recruit him..lmao

All prospects will be taken into consideration... but ...parts 2 & 3 are still to come on what's his nuts!!!

riff raff??.........

and i dont think cali's a herb, his beef has been mad cut down and he actually has skills.

posts those pm's
 

yea...werd, he really needs to leave rv...

me and c.a.l.i. have always been cool from day one... i've voted for and against him... dude got skills... cocky ass attitude but i don't deny he got talent

^ i really dont think cali has alot of skills i'd say he's average... but thats me...

text... i've seen where he falters...
can't deny the dudes poetic side, though... you'd never know it was him if he ain't post his name up

werd c.a.l.i is a cool guy... poetry he is dope... text is good but not as good as everyone makes out ...

damn ive been found out ' the herb of RV '
my bad yall ill leave now :(
*drops headphones, pushes in keyboard, leaves*

lol@murdz...i'll let you know if you a herb or not...this my damn show!!!! y'all need to stop tryna steal my thunder!!!!

i cud expose a herb factor involving CALI

the fact that in his battle stats...........................if you take the time to count them he has a grand total of "183" (possibly more now) battles where no one showed....they all ended up 0-0

ok...parts 2 and 3 may not take place after all... i've decided to squash the beef w/ Marv.... takin' some of my own advice...lol... but uhhh... that don't mean get crazy and try and push a nigga.... i'll expose that ass like a pair of Prince leather pants...werd... gon' get haircut... gotta keep it fresh... especially since shyt ain't lookin' to kosher right now...lol

LOL, Marvjay.....he acts like a herb, but his text is alright...

Cali is NOT a herb, hated yes...herb, no.....he is talented, just trys too ''fly talk'' too much.

Skriptz as somebody mentioned, now he really is .....weak!

Yeah, Chaos deserves an honorable mention. Bites, sucks, and still talks shit.

Lmao at this thread, as far as herbs are concerned...I don't know really: probably some newbies signing on thinking they're the shit when they only heard of G-unit but I ain't seen many of those anymore :(

Damn where are the herbs lolz

As far as CALI is concerned, he got skills yup but I'm not always fond of his attitude. It depends though...

i don kno wut classifyes ppl 2 be a herb

i tink cali is better than u

ok... let's put it to the test...i'll pay 5 mil to the winner of a CALI vs L. Veracity battle... poetry, since that's CALI's strong point and an additional 2 Mil to the one who wins audio, if you guys are down for it... i'll even use my credits to set it up... all y'all gotta do is drop!!!

damn... i think omma start my new career as a promoter on RV...werd... start getting paid for this shyt...lol

lmao^

Good idea.Promote the battle for me and troop and I'll pay you 5 mill.
Its the battle of the king of the midwest :)

werd...omma post my account and get right on that....holla!!!!

any more herbs yet?

what?...no takers?...lol....

and nah...no new herbs yet...soon come, bredren!!!

Can someone please explain to me wat makes you a herb?

Is it bein arragront?
Or is it bein whack?

a lil bit of both...the combo is very potent

LMAO....if you read the one way interview you should have a pretty good idea...ctfu

idiot that means people duck me and dont check in damn your a idiot or people like lady fiya i set up a battle like 8 times and she sets her own theard up while those are open damn your dumb as hell :nono:

You know, this thread is pretty funny. Some serious discussions in here. But, I don't know whose a herb. Shit, I dont even know how to pronounce it. I say it with a "h" sound. But, lately...peoples been sayin tha "h" is silent, making it sound like "erb"...So, which one is it? Cause I think I'm right. I dunno..."h"erb just sounds like a better diss than "erb".

so does this mean the only way you'll battle me is if I set up a thread :confused:

if so, you should've said that a long long time aGo, and I would've posted up and been done beating you by now :D...

F.Y.I. when it's an insult (as it is here) you pronounce the H, but if you're talking about a plant being an herb then the H is silent :thumbup:

^no a plant is herb with a h drugs as in erbs have no h fool and a herb diss is what lveracity is and i only battle on this name nopw ho so set it up on this name

pronounce the "h", homie...lol