Land of the Dead Review
 

“Land of the Dead” is one of the most pointed conversations about America’s sordid racial history to hit the screen.

You heard me. George Romero’s return to the zombie series he first created with 1968s “Night of the Living Dead,” smartly packs issues of class, fear, politics and race into the center of a very tasty, very bloody treat.

In this film, the fourth in the “Dead” series, the zombies have pretty much taken over North America and, judging by the opening narration, possibly the world. In response, those with a pulse have taken refuge in Pittsburgh, now completely gated-off by electric fences and armed soldiers. Rising from the center of town is a luxury hotel known as Fiddler’s Green, a paradise for the upper class, who enjoy high-class shopping, fine dining and an existence that does not include zombies or even the poor left to scrabble outside its doors.

It is from this new poor that we meet our hero, Riley (Simon Baker), who leads a group soldiers into zombie-infested towns to raid for food and supplies. Traveling in an armored bus, called “Dead Reckoning,” we watch Riley, his deformed slow-witted brother, Charlie (Robert Joy), and second in command, Cholo (John Leguizamo), distract the zombies with fireworks while simultaneously mowing them down and raiding supermarkets. Romero doesn’t paint the zombies as the relentless pack of flesh-hungry murderers he had in the original. (They still have a jones for your bones, but hey, everybody’s gotta eat.) Here there are sympathetic creatures grasping for shreds of their former lives as we watch a zombie band trying to manipulate their instruments and a cheerleader still carrying her pom-poms. “They’re trying to be us,” Charlie notes. No, they are trying to become themselves.

Most sympathetic is a Black gas station attendant zombie who still emerges from the store to fill gas whenever something rings the bell. He is the first to gain a new conscious. He is the first to try to stop his brain-dead comrades from looking up while being chopped down. He is the first to take a gun and understand what it’s for. Like a zombie-version of Nat Turner the attendant, whose overalls bear the name “Big Daddy” leads his shuffling army towards the last bastion of humanity. Whether its food or revenge, what they hunger for is left up to us.

Like fireworks in the sky, we are temporarily distracted by Romero’s over-the-top gore and a typical hero storyline as Riley tries regaining the Dead Reckoning from a pissed-off Cholo. Like Oprah trying to shop at Hermes, Cholo is denied a coveted spot in Fiddler’s Green by owner Kaufman (Dennis Hopper) for reasons money can’t solve. Race and class come to mind as they often do here. As Kaufman points out later, he has created a schism among the living by providing luxury for the rich and vice for the poor. Exploiting both his own kind and the undead, he captures zombies to be bet on in steel cage matches and have them strung up for civilian target practice.

Though packed with enough blood, bone and gristle to please even the most twisted fan, it’s not likely that “Land” will send you home with any nightmares as the film seems to have more interested in turning your stomach than raising your neck hairs.

But below all the corn-syrup blood and latex guts lies the beating heart of a satire aimed squarely at this nation’s exploitation of minorities – namely Native Americans who were treated no better than these fictional zombies. It also comments heavily on how the elite whip lower classes into a frenzy over issues of race and culture while sitting back to reap fat rewards. Romero fans shouldn’t be surprised considering the original “Night” broke convention by having a Black hero, named Ben (Duane Jones), and a subtext about race relations in the Civil Rights Era.

Granted, “Land” may make you lose your lunch but it just might help you gain some perspective.

Word.... *watches it*

this seems like it'll actually be an intellegent horror film
which I haven't seen in a long time actually.

whoa, i gotta see it.....but, i must say, "sean of the dead"is the funniest "horror" flick,theres blood and guts and shit,but its funny as hell...lmao@ "he provided a schism"..that word sounds intoxicatingly good...lol

yea theres diff. typers of horror flicks theres
1. funny horror
2. blood guts horror
3. intelligent horror like ghosts and stuff that can really happen like amityvile that did happen

my fav. is the third amn this movie must be the best horror flick ive seen

George Romero=God in Zombie Standards

u think???? of course man hes the best he started in 1968 like round there and still got the talent

u like the howling series? i havent seen a good werewolf movie in such a long time.... silver bullet is my fav :love:

I'm scared of the commercials :eek:

Amitville Actually Isn't Haunted and Never Really Happened..

True..A Long Ass Time Ago A Psycho Did Kill His Family and Before That A Serial Killer Killed Like 20 Some People Before That House Was Built...

There Were No Hauntings...It Was All A False and Fake Story Made Up By THe People Who Lived There and Their Lawyers. Search and You'll Find Out.

But The Amityville Horror (Newest) Version Was Pretty Damn DeCent..I Liked It.

I Am Gonna Go See This Movie ASAP..Along With "War of The Worlds"

~R~

ohhh yea i actually believed it cuz of the movies but yea tha new one was good and it actually it was like a sequel to tha other old ones......

dope review dog. cant wait to see the movie

fucking herb you dont know what your talking about you live way the fuck in pa.aminityville did happen people were killed there the goverment has banned the property and noone can live there because after everything in the late 80s 3 reporters spent the night there with goverment permission.one was found dead one was never found and one in in a insane assulum in long island and doesnt speak just shakes back and forth and stutters.aminittyville is real hence why you can not buy the house and cops patrol the area to make sure a idiot like you doesnt wonder into the house at nite and never come back :nono:

geeze so much beef!!!

that movie is dope....

My friend has it on dvd, so I'ma watch it later :thumbup:.

o_O You didn't write that review, did ya? I mean, you used big words, which is a major difference from what you usually do. But whatever, sounds sort of stupid actually. Tried to make a twist on zombies but it doesn't seem like it'll work. I'll see it anyway.

CALI Search On MSN, Google, or Ne Shit Like That.

Search - "History of Amityville"

It Will Tell You The Whole Story About The Fake Shit....Damn Faggot...I'll Go Spend The Night There...Lets ALl Take A Field Trip.

~R~

i will pay you 2 american dollars if you prove to me that you spent a night there...it can be a RV Special.....*imagines ghosts with big teeth....lol war of the world actually looks good for a remake

my child .... you forget Mr.Romero is the maker of it

No I Didn't Spend THe Night There Man..

I Said I Would....

We Should All Take A Field Trip Haha..

~R~

i said i want you to spend the night there!

yo where is that at its in N.Y. rite? i want to go there......

ohhhh so ur sayin i dont use big words man plz im way better at topicals then u are...lol j/p dont diss me or wurr goin to have beef....lol

and he aint talking mcdonalds

I've seen them all up to this point so NOT watching it would be.......silly! :o

oh you silly goof... was one of them like underground? and they used harnasses to catch one.. and then he trained it and it got the gun and stuff like that?... i jus remember the zombies being blue

You know DAMN WELL your non-punctuatin ass didn't write that review.

There was Night Of The Living Dead - which I don't really remember, but I know I saw it.
Dawn Of The Dead - Where ummm 4 people, a black cop, a white cop, a lady news reporter and her boyfriend took refuge in a mall. It was pretty dope.
Day Of The Dead - There's a scientific team trying to find a way to make the zombies *good* in like an underground base or some shit with some fuckhead army guys who are jealous of the smart guy cuz he's gettin all the pussy.

o_O Those two votes you got in the topical were luck and you know it. ^^ You ain't got story telling skills worth shit.

Face me for heavyweight in the topical league...

wait, I just realized. I'm like 10 places ahead of you.

Jesus knows what you do in the bathroom.

What the FUCK are you talking about?

ur fuckin stupid arent u i joined up like 2 weeks ago im in 4th place ok kein and those votes were luck?????? bitch please ur votes were luck man

yea i kno i dint write that review but i use words man i write topicals im just sayin kein thinkin he better than me....lol

then in that case i have also seen all of them... werd holla... soc you ever seen Toxic Avenger?

Nope. :(

yo man...that movie is butt...the dead people looked like they was in a video game...and that shit wasnt even scary...they spent more time talkin through the movie then they did killin..if u want a good laugh then i advise you to see it...but if you want something scary war of the worlds is righ across from u

Why Dont they just destroy the house??

I dont know shit about it......

Its not really an original movie.I mean even the name isn't original.
I'ma come out with a movie called Prom Night................s

I'ma Come out with A Movie Called Chizzwop