Worst accident
 

whats the worst accident you've ever had, whether it be self inflicted or 100per cent unintentional.
i went on a school trip with my school to mammoth lakes in california and we were skiing and snowboardin n shit.
anyway i was goin down the mountain and all i could see was white in front of me so i dint know where i was goin...next thing i know i was in like 15-20 feet in the air and i landed on my back. i was paralysed from the waist down for like 30-45 minutes and the doctor's told me i had serious bruisin to my spine.
that was scary shit man......

that happened when i was 13 years old. its been more than 4 years but my back still aint the same.......

whats the worst accident you lot been in?

i always cary my butterfly knife wit me n i was showin it to my firned in his room. n i was tryin to teach him how to get fancy when u flip it around. so he learns how ti flip it n hes like look at me im mexican esse its a stick up. n he starts swingin the knife around in his hand. so he says what u wana fuck wit me esse?. n he goes to swing the blade forward but it hits his leg and sticks into it n he was bleedin like crazy n then his mom came up n he had to sit down to hide all the blood comin out it was crazy.

but worst accident i ever had was in a fight a kid hit me int he face wit numbchux(howeva u spell it)

lol...in 5th grade i went on a field trip to a local college...and this kid shit in his pants...and then tried to hide from everyone by puttin himself in one of the gym lockers....shit was illy!!

I was runnin n jumped over a wall, that was about 4/5 feet or sumthin n i banged into sum1 who pushed me away lol n I went sliding along the ground like i was tryna be superman lol the whole left side of my body was all bloody n mangled looking lol i still have a scar on my hip since it but ive been hit in the head with a baseball bat as well lol

^^^lmao at the boy in invektives 5th grade class.
nah but fo real im talkin bout serious accidents as in "call the ambulance!" type shit.
lol

the boy stabbed himself in the leg we had to rush him to emergency room

lol i know thats what you were talking about...but i couldnt help but think about it when i read this thread...i had to post it

cut my finger in half lol

eurgh that's some gory shit man!!!

reminds me of the time i fucked up my left hand when i got mad and punched a whole through my door.
at first i was like

"daymn i fucked up that door real good"

and then i regained feelin in my hand and i was like

"oh shit i've diced up my hand!!!"

Lol
i remember when sum had a pencil in their top pocket
a fat lil kid
n we chased him round school
but he tripped and the pencil burst his nipple hahahahaa

ive fallen off a whole lotta buildings. you name it 1 storey, 2 storey, 3 storey... the whole shibang... Falling off 2 storeys was the worst though cos I fell onto pavement... The otehr two were soft grass and bushes and shit.

I fell 10 feet and fucked my wrists up real bad... That was pretty recent

I also got spraypaint in my eyes and had to go to hospital... and then have these eyedrops for like 4 months that hurt to the shithouse.

oh yeah and in 5th grade I was outside walkin and a kid grabbed me from behind around the torso and swung me around, but accidently swung my head into a flagpole and I was knocked out cold for like 2 minutes... -_-

i stumped my pinkie toe really fuckin hard once......fuckin hurt no lie....

lol OMB's on some stuntman shit for real

meh never been seriously in an accident...


i was.........4 or 3 yrs old...
i was on the table
i was playing then i slipped off the table
and my head hit the corner of the coffee table...HARD.......
i got scars to prove it............they were big when i was small...now they kinda smalllll

worst thing for me would probably be when i got bottled. i was out cold for about an hour with blood all over my clothes.

lol @ crushed stating the obvious.

when i was 7 i was running in the playground when some girl came out of nowhere. i crashed into her, she went flying and bus her head on a bench.
blood everywhere...

i still feel guilty bout that one

she was fine after a day or two though so the story ended well

daymn that shit must've left you with scars or some shit..

when i was like 9 i was walking in a wall and the handle to turn on the water for the hose i fell and my stomach went throught that.......oooouch

either running away from something or trying to climb them

o ye i nearly got killed

Playing rugby some guy spear tackled man but gradually his hand go higher till it ended up as a fuckln choke slam slamming my head on the floor and knocking me out
couple degrees of elevation or depression and it wud of snapped my neck


bastard didnt even get a yellow card for it fucking ref was his dad

o ye also playing rugby
i was lying on the floor in the middle of oopen play cus im lazy like that
sum dick just runs up outa nowhere and kicks me full on in the back of the head
ko'd me
fucking hurt like hell lol


Done my fare share of pain fgiving though
1 time i stamped right in this guys eye
hahahha he got fucked on

rugby is dope... I coach kids for that in winter

Werd u from britain then?
What age group u coachin

nah australia... high school kids

nah fuck that. i hated rugby at high school.
i didnt mind the actual game but there were too many fuckin fags on the field.
thank god for rugby boot studs

*smiles and pats blood stained rugby boot*

Dope i was gonna shout champions but i forgot we suck now lol

wot position u play
ima scrum half
hence the chokeslamming from the number 8 :)