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KOOL COL-B = king of punking *puts on crown* *back hands Ashton Kutcher* werd
im goin str8 2 hell :( i feel so bad bout doin this, but i cant stop, LMAO, aight, heres tha story...
i wuz talkin 2 J-Money on msn (hiz name iz Justin Selig) so we wuz talkin then he sed he had 2 go cuz hiz baby brutha wuz cryin, wich i thot wuz fucking weird scence he duzznt have a baby brutha, lmao, so yeah, wen he came back he told me that he wuz really talkin 2 sum girl that just added him on msn, n then he gave me theyre convo, n heres that... Laiguinha says: JUSTIN? --J-Money-- says: whos this Laiguinha says: LaĆ-s --J-Money-- says: ...right Laiguinha says: hm,sorry.Are u Justin Selig from WI ? --J-Money-- says: haha no.. im from the mothafuckin ghetto.. bridgewater nova scotia.. get it right bitch Laiguinha says: Wow,youre so polite!Im sure u were educated in Switzerland.And by the way,Your mom is the bitch. --J-Money-- says: my mom is dead SO... she blocked him, lmfao. but then i told justin 2 give me her email, cuz i wanted 2 make a fake email n add her on msn n shit n pretend 2 b this justin guy shes lookin fo. so i made tha email n shit, then i added her on msn, i talked 2 her fo fucking hours, lmfao, heres our convo... i feel sooo bad :( (if it sez we sed sumthin but theres nuthin its cuz we just put a smiley face or a wink) (o, and u have no idea how hard it wuz fo me 2 type right thru tha whole thang, lmao) justin says: Lais? Laiguinha says: ? Laiguinha says: Yeah justin says: hey Laiguinha says: Justinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn????????????????????? justin says: lol, yup, selig Laiguinha says: HIIIIII justin says: haha, heeeey whats up? Laiguinha says: how did u find me ? Laiguinha winks: Play "Carta de Amor" justin says: i was searching in the msn profile search thing justin says: hahaha @ the envalope guy justin winks: Play "Kiss" Laiguinha says: this is EXTREMELY weird Laiguinha says: U decided to find me out of the blue? justin says: haha, yeah, i was thinking about you the other day, and I found you! lol, funny how that worked out Laiguinha says: Justinlisten justin says: ? Laiguinha says: Exactly 30 minutes earlier Laiguinha says: I was trying to find you here on MSN justin says: are you serious??? Laiguinha says: and i found some stupid getto guy Laiguinha says: YES Laiguinha says: I swear to GOD justin says: HAHAHA, that's VERY weird Laiguinha says: I KNOW I CANT BELIEVE IT Laiguinha says: aaahahahahahhahahahaha Laiguinha says: where RE U LIVI NG? justin says: down here in California, just moved down here about, hmmm, 2 months after moving from WI...? something like that Laiguinha says: I lived in AZ for 2 years,Imback in Brazil for a year now Laiguinha says: and also,in 2000,I went to Appleton to visit,called u but u were in vegas or something justin says: fyour in Brazil now??? that's crazy! ahaha. lol, yeah, I was in Vegas, it was nice down there justin says: so how have you been doing? it feels like forever scence justin says: I saw you last Laiguinha says: Doesnt it? justin says: haha, yes Laiguinha says: I like the feeling tho Laiguinha says: u know how long it has been? Laiguinha says: almost 8 years now justin says: WOW, lol, I can't believe it's been that long. this is crazy , it feels so good to talk to you again Laiguinha says: i knoooooooooooowwwwwwww Laiguinha says: Were getting old Jus hahahahahahaha Laiguinha says: howold r u now? Laiguinha says: justin says: lol, nice bear i'm 26, i still can't beleive i'm that old, lol Lala says: Im25 Lala says: U married? justin says: no, i'm single right now. you? Lala says: me too,i just have a boyf. Lala says: where in cali are u? justin says: I live in a small city called Compton, ever heard of it? Lala says: Hmmm no =[ Lala says: I just know LA sta barbara and san fran! justin says: lol, well Compton is in southern Cali, if your ever up here you should come visit Lala says: I will,Imalways traveling once a year Lala says: Tell me,u working or studying? justin says: i'm working at a cd store, the pay is enough to get by, i'd like to find a better job, but this'll do for now. you? Lala says: im almost a psychologist hahahhahahahahah justin says: hahahahaha, now your making me feel stupid or something, lol Lala says: No Just Lala says: Things r different in BR Lala says: u know,u have to study hard to be someone and have a good life Lala says: AND IF U WERE EVER STUPID I WOULDNT BE YOUR GIRLF hahahhahaha justin says: hahahaha, true justin says: damn, if i had a digital camera I would send you some pics, i'll have to barrow my friends camera sometime soon Lala says: Ćan u see me here? justin says: in your display pic? Lala says: yes justin says: ehh, i can see that it's you, but it's kind of small, I have to straing my eyes, lol justin says: strain* Lala says: better now? justin says: lol, you look pretty Lala says: thanks =] Lala says: Tell me Lala says: U ever heard about Orkut? justin says: no, what is it? Lala says: ok,is j_selig450 your real email? justin says: yes Lala says: Can I send u something right now and u check it?Its a very nice thing that will make us be able to be in touch more often justin says: shure i guess. what is it tho? Lala says: youll see.gimme a minute =] justin says: haha, ok Lala says: Check your mail in about a minute ok? justin says: ok, i'll go check it now Lala says: k Lala says: Lala says: lol justin says: hahahaha Lala says: hahahahahaa justin says: so what is this orkul thing? like, what do we do on it? talk or something? Lala says: Go check it out.Doesnt take long to sign up.Pleeeeeeeasssse? justin says: lol, ok, but only for you, lol Lala says: thanks justin says: how many pets do u have? lol Lala says: Lala says: Just one =] Lala says: areu on mypage right now? justin says: no justin says: you? Lala says: so u still signing up ? justin says: lol, yeah i'll sign up justin says: but arent orkul and myspace 2 different things? Lala says: yes Lala says: i hate my space justin says: lol, me too, i tried to make a myspace on tere before, but it's just toooooooooo confusing, lol justin says: LOL, woops, when you said my page I thought you said myspace Lala says: sign up for ORKUT because I really want u to be on my page. Lala says: hahahahaha Justin justin says: haha, i'm signing up now Lala says: ok ill wait justin says: lol, ok Lala sends: Lala would like to share this background with you. You have successfully received a background from Lala. justin says: haha, what happened??? lol Lala says: I sent u the same wallpaper im using here hahahaha justin says: hahaha, nice Lala winks: Play "Balada" justin says: hahahahahahhahaha justin says: is that what kind of music you usually listen to? lol Lala says: nooo AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA justin says: hahahahaha Lala says: gooo sign up i want u on my page =] and there u can see better pictures of me justin says: lol, ok, i'm in the middle of signing up right now Lala says: k =] justin says: just filling out these questions, haha Lala says: IMHERE=] justin says: haha, i'll do these later Lala says: OKI justin says: haha, theres alot of questions, haha justin says: I just clicked yes to add you as a friend THEN MY MSN FUCKED UP N TOOK ME OFFLINE, THEN I CAME BACK ONLINE... justin says: aaaaahh, my msn messed up, lol Lala winks: Play "Chave do Coração" Lala says: hahahhhahah justin says: hahahahaahhahaha justin says: thank you Lala says: u there yet? justin says: yeah, i justsigned up and added you to my friend thingy Lala says: did u see my page justin says: i'm on it now Lala says: read the message i wrote u on my profile and then take a look at my album justin says: haha, ok Lala says: =] justin says: were on your profile is it? justin says: about me: JUSSSSSSSTIIIINNNNN I MISS YOU DEARLY!!! justin says: hahaha Lala says: =] Lala says: hahahahhahahaah justin winks: Play "Kiss" justin says: Lala says: nowimgonna be your first fan justin says: ahahaha Lala says: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh justin says: is that your boyfriend in the bottom pic? Lala says: now u can add communities and stuff,i have some in english Lala says: yes Lala says: do u remember natasha?????? justin says: hmmmm, not really i'm shure if I saw a pic i'd know exactly who she is, but you know, sometimes you don't remember peoples names Lala says: The other brazilian girl that was always with me Lala says: shes in myalbum justin says: hey... uhhh, theres something ive been wanting to tell you ... thats why I was searching for you justin says: Lala says: tell me Lala says: !!!! justin says: haha, well... Lala says: shoooottt it justin says: but you have to promis me, that after I tell you, you'll still be nice to me and be my friend you know Lala says: Of course I will,Justin! justin says: ummmm, hehe, I dont know how to tell you this, but... Lala says: TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE justin says: hmmm, maybe some other day Lala says: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO justin says: Lala says: I hate that ahahahhahaha tell me now,come on =[ Lala says: justin says: well, you tell me, what do you THINK it is I want to tell you? Lala says: JUSTIN,my GOD u havent changed have u?lol Lala says: ok i need a cigarete give me 1 second justin says: haha, ok Lala says: lol justin says: how bad do you wanna know? lol Lala says: bad enough that if u dont tell me i wont sleep and in about 5 hours i gotta wake up and travel to another city for a meeting HAHAHAHAHA justin says: hahahahahha Lala says: Im listeniiinnnngggg..... justin says: o god, LOL, i'm so nervous abotu telling you, hehe Lala says: Ok Lala says: is it bad?or good? justin says: well it depends on if you feel the same way i guess Lala says: Ok ill make it easier for u then Lala says: then u tell me if thats it justin says: lol, ok Lala says: 1- u regret breaking up with me justin says: yes, I think about you liek everynight I miss you so much justin says: there, i said it justin says: Lala says: Ok but when did u start feeling like that/ justin says: lol, well... how long did we say it was? 8 years? lol Lala says: u SERIOUS? justin says: haha, yeah, I can't really even explain how I feel about you Lala says: Jus Lala says: one thing i need to ask then justin says: what? Lala says: why didnt u ask to get back with me then? Lala says: and break up w stupid tara justin says: trust me, I wanted to, but I was to afraid you would reject me scence we had already broke up, i dunno, I wish I wouldve, but I was sooo scared of having my heart broken. So I figured atleast if I stayed with Tara i'd wouldn't be alone, but... do you know why me and Tara broke up? Lala says: no? justin says: because, I couldnt stop thinking about you... and I knew I didnt love Tara, and that she wasn't the right one for me, and if I stayed with her i'd just end up hurting her. so I told her we needed to talk, and I told her how I felt about you, she was sad, but she understood i think. Because I knew i'd find you someday justin says: Lais, I love you Lala says: Jus justin says: yeah? Lala says: I think about u and I talkabout u even after 8 years Lala says: Listen justin says: i'm listening Lala says: Next year Ill be in the states Lala says: And Ill go see you justin says: justin says: but you just wanna be friends right? Lala says: And then,we see what happens Lala says: I dont know until I see you again justin says: but what about your boyfriend you have now? lol Lala says: Ah,this guy is nice,hes my friend since childhood.But I dont know if Ilove him,or even if he loves me Justin Lala says: And Lala says: Ćf I am meant to be with you,thats what will happen u know? justin says: yeah, maybe thats why we found eachother on here Lala says: I have every single note u wrote me,i have a rose,i have the teddy bear Lala says: YES Lala says: That was Lala says: SERENDIPITY Lala says: i caNT find another word that best describes it. justin says: haha, yeah, you have noooo idea how happy I am to have found you, seriously, I almost cry'd from joy, hehe Lala says: I know,I feel the same Lala says: Jus justin says: yeah? Lala says: 4 days ago Lala says: I was wondering if u still have that little crystal thing i gave u that u used to hang in your car justin says: hahaha, yes, I have it right beside my bed on my dresser, everytime I look at it I think of you Lala says: wow Lala says: Justin Lala says: I dont know what will happen,but I love you,too. justin says: I'm speachless... I don't even know what to say, this is the best day of my life I love you so much!! I wanna be with you right now, and hold you close to me and just hold you and never let go, lol Lala says: me too Lala says: Lets do this Lala says: lets keep this conversations private on msn,because all of the 100 people on my orkut are real friends from my childhood,and i do own respect to the guy im seeing now justin says: yeah, I understand. I can't stop smiling haha Lala says: and with time,until i go to cali,well figure things out Lala says: I just would give anything to be hugged by u right now justin says: i feel the exact same way about you Lala says: Jus Lala says: listen to this: Lala says: Im using the laptop on the tv room in myhouse right Lala says: Ć-ts 5 am here Lala says: when it was Lala says: 11 , i was in myroom,trying to sleep, Lala says: but i was too agitated,and i came online and started looking for you Lala winks: Play "Chave do Coração" justin says: thats crazy, haha, Ive actually been looking for you onlie for a while now, and when I found you I wasn't even shure if it was you or not, because it was like it was to good to be true, you know. you have no idea how I feel right now... sometimes, i'll be laying in bed at night, thinking about you, and I think to my self "what if I never see her again?" and I just start crying. I love you so much Lala says: You will see me again Jus justin says: I can't wait Lala says: And right now I do have the feeling that well be together and Ill drag u to Brazil with me Lala says: =] justin says: haha, I would love to come be with you in Brazil Lala says: Listen,I have to wake up in 5 hours.what time is it there? justin says: about 1:13 am Lala says: Promise me something? justin says: what? Lala says: That everyday you will leave me a little scrap on orkut so i dont miss u too much? justin says: hahaha, if I can figure out how, i'll mess around with it. but do you come on msn much? Lala says: yes everyday.Check your orkut,i alread wrote u a scrap and a testimonial. justin says: haha ok Lala says: Tomorrow Ill write u again ok? justin says: justin says: ok Lala says: Sleep tight Lala says: MY LONG LOST LOVE justin says: hahaha, I love you i'll talk to you tomorow on here ok? Lala says: ok.I love you too (did i ever not love you?) justin says: haha, i hope not : justin says: Lala says: check your orkut before u go to bed justin says: how do I do that? justin says: lol Lala says: hahahahahaha u too funny Lala says: go on www.orkut.com Lala says: u remember your username and password right? justin says: haha, yeah, i'm on right now trying to figure it out. I think I know what i'm doing now justin says: and I I luuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvv youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu tooo Lala says: click on the refresh button on your browser Lala says: ahahha u got the scraps? justin says: haha, yeah i figured it out justin says: *kisses your display pic* god I love you Lala says: ok,but you have to click on " accept" for the testimonial i wrote u justin says: is that in the scrap thing? Lala says: no ba by justin says: haha Lala says: click the refresh button on your browser justin says: while i'm on my orkul page? justin says: Testimonials (what friends say about Justin) none Lala says: Ok dothis justin says: I just got an email from orkul, is that from you? Lala says: yes Lala says: jus justin says: i'll go check my email then Lala says: nono Lala says: dothis justin says: haha, ok Lala says: go AGAIN on www.orkut.com Lala says: put your username password and then it will appear my testimonials justin says: ok, i'll try it Lala says: ok =] im going to bed justin says: haha, ok beutiful, we'll talk on here tomorow =) Lala says: ok justin says: *MWAH* Lala says: Lala says: MUAH!!!!!!!!!!! Lala says: I love you Mr Selig justin says: hahaha, I love you to Lais Lala says: its hard to log off hahahahaha Lala says: 3 Lala says: 2 justin says: hahaha, I know! hahaha Lala says: 1 Lala says: justin says: hahaha Lala says: dont worry Lala says: if its meant to be well find out very soon justin says: hopefully VERY soon =) Lala says: justin says: THA END omfg i feel bad now :( but i didnt wanna tell her cuz she seems so happy now, n she gotta go 2 sum city 2marow fo a meeting n i dont want her 2 feel shitty all day. i WUZ just gon b like "hey... U JUST BIN PUNKED BYOTCH!! FUCK YO COUCH!!", but i caynt, lol, i think ima just send her a email tellin her tha truth, n hopefully she'll wanna b frends wif me still, lol, i doubt it, but fuck it. fuck, its like 6:15a.m. here rite now, i gotta jet 2 bed. :( werd |
lmao funny shit man.:laugh:
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lol keep messing with her!
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LOL Spicca!!!
funny shit check the raw thread @ punked me..........told me Da Vinci was dead an shit LMAO. |
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lmao, dopenees.
justin says: I live in a small city called Compton, ever heard of it? Lala says: Hmmm no =[ lmfao....all funny shit. |
LOL.. Yo thats Nuts.. You gotta Pursue that.. Send her a Picture of you and say you got in a crazy car accident, and you had to have Reconstructive Surgery, and that you Look different now.. LOL.. If she falls for it.. Shes all yours..
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^^^^^^^^^HAHHAHAHHA...that would be fuckin hilarious
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lol @ naked pics....yo if u tell her she gonna go fuckin ape shit and kill da fuck outta you
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that shit was fuckin hilarious... YOU JUST BEEN PUNKED BITCH!!! hahahah thas hilarious... you should tell her to see what she says
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that was one of the most evil fuckin things ive ever read!!!! lol poor girl thinks shes found her fuckin soulmate n it turns out to be this dumbass!!!!!!!!!! omg, i feel so sorry 4 her, u should definitely tell her that ur not him, what if u jus stopped talkin to her n she like killed herself over it or sumthin!?? lmao :love: *kisses display pic*
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hahahahahah.. man doing this was the funniest shit ever.. but foreal tho i think we shoulda told her when we were a few mins into it because now shes gonna like kill herself or sum shit when she finds out... well, IF she finds out *ponders*
lol .. i fuckin laughed my ass off at this Laiguinha says: Exactly 30 minutes earlier Laiguinha says: I was trying to find you here on MSN justin says: are you serious??? Laiguinha says: and i found some stupid getto guy HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH.. how did that bitch not realize that i had somethin to do with it... a little bit too coincidental aint it?? anways.. hopefully therell be a chapter 2 tonight |
dis is tha most fucked up shit ever!...she might kill herself when she finds out...but if you get dem naked pix, post em in tha porn thread...lmao
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lmao, i have so many ideas of wut i can say 2 her, like "i can't wait 4 wen u come here, my kids will just love u" LMAO, or go on msn fo a lil n wait fo her 2 start talkin 2 me, then wait 2 mins n b like "hey, this iznt justin, im hiz frend mike, i just came here 2 git justins hospital card, justin's bin in a serious car accident, it looks like they might have 2 amputate hiz legs" HAHAHAHA, but i caynt tho, Lais seems like a koo person. or i could just not go on msn fo a couple dayz, then go on n b like "O YEAH, i fogot all about u, sarry :S" HAHAHAHAHAHA, :cool: werd
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i hope that she goes to compton where she says something that offends many people which ultimately results in her bloody and untimely death
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i hope she has had brain damage recently and just "thinks" that she knows this other justin selig.. and ill go meet her and get some sweet mental health pussy
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...........lol thats funny..........
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mmm mental health pussy
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lmao man you the king you.You must join the council now
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lol, she left a thang fo me on my orkul account...
Laisinha: Jus Ill log on when its about 7pm there ok me n her r in tha same time zone, but she thinks im in cali, so it'll b 11pm here wen its 7pm in cali, hahaha, werd |
it would be sweet if it ended up that you look exactly like him..lol
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fuckin colby u fuckin idiot..
lmao man.... ur an evil hoe...lmao hahah @ the compton part......... |
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lol, then he'd have to go to compton, which is where he said he lived... and we all know how well he'd fit in there *looks around* *whispers* "not really" |
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Kool Col-B this has gotta be the deepest prank you've ever pulled.she's in love with you fam. what if she end up becoming depressed because you aint him...this prank is one step too far....there is a good chance this will fuck up her life forever. |
OMFG, LMMFAO, its liek she duzznt even care, she thinks its funny! HAHAHAHA, me n her iz just chillin n talkin now, LMFAO, SHANP! werd
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lmao, she went 2 bed, but we talked fo like an hour, this iz sum fucked up shit, LOL, not at all how i expected it 2 turn out, lol, werd
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and where are the naked pics?
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depends, naked pics of her? or me? werd
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both please....
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I live in a small city called Compton, ever heard of it?
Lala says: Hmmm no =[ ^LMAO.. lmao. lmao....... wow. lmao... tight shit yo. yo Kool, what's your MSN? |
it's he.made.me.edit.it.out@hotmail.com
and mine is g_dawg16@hotmail.com if u were wondering...***puts hands in pockets, looks shyly to the ground as he pushes the dirt around with his foot*** |
i dont have msn yo :thumbup: i'll pm it 2 u, werd
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