Best away messages...
 

Mine is I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs. :shoot:

im out makin ice-cream then im goin 2 eat it so FUCK OFF....thats a gd one lol

or...... im not at my PC or if i am i not talkin to you cuz your as about as funny as gettin kicked in the teeth thank you for your time

i'm out...................of breath like fat bitches after 10 seconds on a treadmill

or....

i'm out like sausages, nah mean....


~.b2kbumpbumpbump~

OR......While you were reading this away messaged ive just robbed your car!!!

A few i jus made up lol

I am not available because I am watching a porno that takes up the whole screen.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/donttouchmybone.html

Lmao, wow. If only this could be my away message.

LMFAO!!!

that shit was fuckin hilarious.............his leg looks abnormal though when he reaches forward with it..................

LOL now dat is one weird ass dog *goes and watches it a again and cries wi laughter*

gone 2 commit suicide :( *loads clip*

:cool: thas a personal favorite, werd

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/humpingbaby.mpg
LMAO dats well funi kids of 2day eh?

lmao and it's B2kbumpbumpbump. :shoot:

Im not available right now........and neither is your girl......Dont call back

^lmao I like that :cool:

Lmfao.

That one is tight.

Old shit.

I was saying that last year.

There was like, 4 different people each with the period in a different spot.

^word I was one of them :hump:

Aww shit son, Spul was a bump boy. Thats gangsta.

I was also one of them.

YA'LL can have it....my cell gets disconected every ten minutes

I should have been one. :(

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/kidstoned.mpg

Wow. Kool Col B, is this what your mom gives you?

LMFAO.

She was like, "and all you have to do is poke them with a stick every once in a while" Dope.

LMFAO @ tha stick, hahahaha, werd

word, yo. I was sausages :cool:

Mim was pancakes I think. lol L.I, Red Bull and 9th degree were the others, oh and Enygma. ~_~

Lmao at all da bump boys!!!!! Thats G shit rite ther!!!!

Rofl...that was just extremly strange and yet funny :thumbup:

Now that is PURE dope dawg luv it!!!! :thumbup:

word my bump bump bump boy evolved into Marshall Mathers, and then into Sylvester. :) 7-0 record ~_~

That's pokemon. :cool:

Oh, and remember, all you have to do is check their breathing, or poke them with a stick.

i will poke e mon your mommy :shoot:

I whored yours. :cool:

Word.

Pancakes > sausages
Pancakes > bacon
Pancakes > eggs

Word.

lmao at this G shit. Yep pancakes r dope.

lmao yo I actually hate sausages. :) I love Bacon tho ~_~

Oh Really... well %n... i heard you gag on a lotta cock....


^^ that %n = the persons name...

Thats gangster mothafuckas...

If You can read this you are a homosexual.

Thanks for coming out.