What if...
 

There was a zombie outbreak? What would you guys do? Me and my friend were discussing it for no apparent reason. Our plan is full proof.

Crazy shit... me and my friends talked about this... We're gona meet at the gun store...

lemme show you the convo.... my idea owns anything.

TheKItotheRK: man, if zombies took over the earth
TheKItotheRK: i'd sruvive
TheKItotheRK: i know exactly how
ACE 151 Slayer: me too
ACE 151 Slayer: live on an island.
TheKItotheRK: but you'd still have to get there
TheKItotheRK: and i know how
TheKItotheRK: make a giant box of plywood
TheKItotheRK: like 10 plysheets thicks
TheKItotheRK: thick*
ACE 151 Slayer: and surf it?
TheKItotheRK: make it big enough for enough people to be inside it and push it
TheKItotheRK: and have no bottom on it right
ACE 151 Slayer: youd sink
ACE 151 Slayer: the fuck down into the water
TheKItotheRK: nah man, this is like on the street
TheKItotheRK: looking at the box straight is like this
TheKItotheRK:
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loooooooooooooooool
loooooooooooooooool
ACE 151 Slayer: ahhh
TheKItotheRK: and you know if there was enough zombies they could like flip it
TheKItotheRK: so what you do is
TheKItotheRK:
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----------loooooooooool
_______loooooooooool_________
TheKItotheRK: so its like on the ground
TheKItotheRK: then sand it down so ou can't get your fingers under it
TheKItotheRK: play it with metal
TheKItotheRK: and this part is the shit right here
TheKItotheRK: get a car battery
TheKItotheRK: and like if you're covered in them and can't push
TheKItotheRK: make a peice of metal somewhere you can hook the battery to
TheKItotheRK: then electricute the fuckers
ACE 151 Slayer: dude
ACE 151 Slayer: i like it.
TheKItotheRK: fuckin genius right
ACE 151 Slayer: im comin to delmar if i ever get attcked.
ACE 151 Slayer: very genius
ACE 151 Slayer: how did you think i up
TheKItotheRK: i just now did
TheKItotheRK: idk
TheKItotheRK: i was thinkinlike "they could break through wood, metal plate it, oh shit, then electrcute"
TheKItotheRK: then make something on the top
TheKItotheRK: like a peroscope
ACE 151 Slayer: lmfao
ACE 151 Slayer: lmfoa
ACE 151 Slayer: lmfao
ACE 151 Slayer: hahaahahahhaahh
TheKItotheRK: so if it ever happens, ima call a few people up and go rob the fuck outta lowes
ACE 151 Slayer: SUB MARINE NIGGGGGAAA
TheKItotheRK: haha
TheKItotheRK: and a hatch on the top too
TheKItotheRK: so you can get on top
TheKItotheRK: and harpoons to throw at them
TheKItotheRK: hahaha
TheKItotheRK: fuck guns though, i'd be more like, inspired to jump into a crowd of them with a sword
ACE 151 Slayer: lmfao
ACE 151 Slayer: harpoons and swords
ACE 151 Slayer: eyah
ACE 151 Slayer: i like swords
ACE 151 Slayer: over guns
ACE 151 Slayer: i mean there zombies dude
ACE 151 Slayer: swords, will just own
ACE 151 Slayer: ninja swords.
TheKItotheRK: i know, it'd be more fun too
TheKItotheRK: and i'd go pick all the bitches up
TheKItotheRK: and repopulate
TheKItotheRK: fire is shit though
TheKItotheRK: it doesn't do anything to zombies
TheKItotheRK: except make them run towards your ass
TheKItotheRK: so i'd like, get my homies, make that thing
TheKItotheRK: then wehenver we needed food
TheKItotheRK: you and me would be like "down peroscope"
TheKItotheRK: and see if anything is out there
TheKItotheRK: grab our swords and go to food lion

^Owns.

oo dude me and 9th degree talk bout this shit to.. i might have saved the convo...

TheKItotheRK: if zombies took over the earth
TheKItotheRK: i'd catch them
TheKItotheRK: i'd cover their mouths in taffy
TheKItotheRK: and make them give me head
TheKItotheRK: then mount them after i blow my load
TheKItotheRK: and ride off into the sunset

^lmao

I'd grab some shotguns and pistols and have a great time..

we said something to the ring of... if there were zombies i'd fly the helicopter and fly it down and then save you and you would jump on a ladder i had hanging and then i would start to fly cept you would lose grip and be holding it by one hand and all the while shooting at rabid zombies trying to jump up and bite you...then we would fly off

Swords are more fun. And throwing knives. And battle axes.

Lightsabers....

My plan was full proof though. Only problem is getting to Lowes... Only 10 minutes away though. So I'd just drive and run zombies over.

dude get like a m-60 a couple thousand rounds and a few beers ands bam you'll have your self a good time.. alll the while ontop of a gun store of course..

Swords > guns... Wordox...

I'd just get a lightsaber, walk down the main streets on a rampage killing every single zombie in the city..

Word.. I'd be dope like milla jovovich in resident evil - apocalypse nahmsayin..

Got an extra lightsaber? I'd enjoy that.

double head paul bunyon ax... shit would be dope!

Lightsabers sound good, but what about javelins with holy water on the end :cool:

nah fuck that

what i'd do iz i'd jack al Quaeda for some of their chemicals n shit...arm 30 of my peeps with Super Soakers full of that shit and get to work :shoot:

except if you wanna put all that plywood together....i would be fuckin heavy to shit

but fuck, i'd get my axe swords

I'd freestyle battle those stoopid sumbitches...loser has to die. I'd kill 'em all, 16 bars at a time. :thumbup:

if zombies took over the world i wud raid all the stores for food and supplies..........go find a few hoes and then hijack a plane and fly it to a deserted island..........then i wud start repopulating..............

^doens't know how to pilot a plane...

Werd this is some resident evil type shit . If this really happend, id just point and laff at the zombies :thumbup: :thumbup:

Man, i'd go along with my plan as shown earlier... then get on rv and be like " :shoot: fuck you zombie textcees!!"

all you gotta do is walk around in a bubble and when them dead mofos come after you just make them push the bubble and you could take a break...
i would move to a house with a moat with aligators in it and pihranas and then have some pitbulls trained to attack anything not alive that moves and have a sniper in every window just to have fun
{id be fucking my girl and the alarm would go off and say zombie alert and id have to tell her to open her thighs another time cuz i got some zobies to murk}

I'd get a suit of armor....

how would you run???

lol me and my boiz talked about this one day lol....my plan was full proof too.

take a molester van and put spikes and some treds on it... werd////Death Van

I wouldn't need to run. I'd be in a suit of armor.

crunchy on the outside chewy in the middle... thats how the zombies would describe you ... in zombie of course

Id be on RV chillin...

Prolly making a thread about a zombie outbreak in LL...

werd.

Zombies couldn't bite through my suit of armor. :shoot:

i bet they could!

i'm talking get the shot gun and go hunting!

Look at his belly button. :shoot:

its almost perfect....wait they aint real zombies those must be actors