hahaha, i got game
 

right so i had a root canal today
got my mouth numb as shit.........so right now im at my school
a community college using the comp lab room...
so i'm in the hallway talking on my cell when this BAD haitain chick walks by me..........shes like oh im lost for class
so me ( with my numb mouth trying not to drool)
offer her help...........so im walking and talking like a retard all slurring my speech from the nobicaine....the bitch gives me her number, says shes done at 3 0 clock and offered me over to her house at that time..........hahahaha
at macking a chick on nobicaine after a root canal, I STILL CANT FEEL MY TONGUE.......

leave ya mackilicious story here.................

so u gettin pussy is that what u mean......lol....yea thats some funny shit.......lol keep up ur game then......

its novacaine i beleive

Lmfao Very well done young grass hopper *Pops Collar*

LOL. Good job..

Lol @ typing like someone talks when their on novicaine. Way to bring a realistic feel to the text world. :)

^^^ werd, text with actual realistic depth to it........props

the slut has kids at home, i found out.........i aint going over til she put them bitches to sleep, werd.

tell her to get a babysitter, then get her over your place.......or find a mutual meeting place to tap that ass.........

she looked good too
i mean i've bagged chicks in my school b4

but imagine getting a root canal, ya mouth is numb and you trying not to drool
and a girl offers her number
im like..........she got to be a slut :hump:

root canals suck

even worse is that it aint just one procedure, but like three or four

and iv got plenty of storys bout going jogging at night as i usually do and smelling to high heavens and bitches asking me if they can come over my spot

happens too often and its a distraction, jogging at night is like my kick back time and here these bitches wanna bump...im like theres a time and a place for it

and me smelling like the middle of my balls isint the right time

but i still plugged a few

as much as it happends , im still surprised everytime =\

werd, she either got to be a slut or she got some STD and so she cant get any type of action, but then she saw you and thought "hey he dont know me, maybe i can get some action with him"

which wud actually make her a slut anyway

so maybe she's a slut with an STD

she had some fat titties, no bra, AC on blast in my school so nipples were all pointy
..........i dont give a fuck
ill jump into saran wrap to hit that up

I once went to a party with like 1000 people, and spotted the hottest chick there, I walked up to her, said "hold this" handed her a bottle of vodka, told her "drink untill you get really drunk, and when I come back, we'll fuck" then I left before she said anything, and later that night, I took her upstairs. Beat that.

I had six teeth pulled and then I got the women dentist gave me a fucking lollipop.

BEAT THAT.

damn 6 teeth?

you aiight?

dis guy had all his teeth pulled cuz he thought he was getting dentures
( he's teeth were all rooted from the drugs he did)

guess what?
its been a year now and still no dentures

I acted a fool w/ my friend, & two girls at one of their cribs. When I took horse tranquilizers, doing stupid dances & shit. They wanted to kick me out, so one of the girls took me to the front door which was next to the other girls moms room. One hand on her tit, & we were in her friends moms bed romping.

Beat THAT.

i had sex in my moms house while she and her church friends were in the other room praying..............i know.....im going to hell like constantine

I had sex in my x' front garden. Whilst her dad was in the garage, he is pretty old though.

I merked 82.5 wack text heads in 1 day...beat dat, biatch!

did it in with a girl in my 10 year old nephew bed.............busted but we never found were the sperm landed......i bet he did later that night :laugh:

WTF @ having sex in all those odd places, damn, I have sex, but not in gardens and my cousins beds and shit. Ya'll just fucked man.

The teeth weren't painful, I mean, it's just fucking teeth. Not like I got my hip removed and I was hitten with a sledgehammer in the nuts while it was happening.

the real bad thing was how I would eat the lollipop.

hmmm i really dont have n e amazing stories to tell on this one, but there was this one night, when i used to buy hotels everyweekend where me, my friend donnell, sarah, and my girlfriend were all there, but then donnell had to leave to pick up more people and there wasnt enuf room in the car, so i stayed behind with the gurls............. ummm... well, sarah and my gurl were best friends and my gurl kinda just started givin me some dome and n then she told her friend to do it to me and she was givin me head, and they kept alternating.... lol it was kinda funny, both were hot.... but after that sarah kept sending me text messages about how much she wanted to fuck me.. but then i just showed them to my gurl to piss her off... cuz i never really liked sarah... lol n e ways thats about it...

oh n heres a lil motivation for you in another story.... IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED TRY, TRY AGAIN... LOL

aight so i was chillin w/ my friends and we were at davids.. (he was visiting from the marines) and david didnt want the ppl to spend the nite cuz they had spent the whole week over n he was annoyed, so he told them they couldnt stay that nite... n they were tryin to get me to come with them n drink that nite n this gurl amy was tellin every1 that she wanted to fuck me if i chilled with them... so i was exited... lol but me n david end up droppin them off for the nite n e ways n pickin up these other broads, one was hot as hell n i didnt even think i had a chance... n e ways we ended up getting the ppl we had dropped off again, so we were all just drinkin and ciphering in the back yard, then i was tryin to get with amy and she was fakin on me n was tryin to go to sleep... ends up i started flirting with the really hot gurl and david, colleen me and amanda<the gurl... had to share a room to sleep in... well me n amanda got the couch n she asked if i wanted head... one thing led to another n yea I HIT THE HOTTTT ONEEEEEE!!!! the next morning amy was so pissed at me for getting with sum1 else... SO IF A BITCH IS FAKIN, GO GET A HOTTER ONE N PISS HER OFF!!!!

hit the sig....,.,.

^dude ur an idiot first of all... second.. thats not a good trick considering you can jsut controll alt delete that mufugga...