Ohhhh Osama, now you've gone too far...
 

Yeah, so I was reading the news when I heard some pretty rediculous shit that Osama wanted to buy tons of coke and poision it to kill "thousands" of Americans. This is A: rediculous and B: impossible for many reasons, but I'll still play along in the interest of making a pseudo-entertaining post.

Osama you non-existant fuck!! If you poision coke (which would be easily detected AND impossible) and fuck with my $ - son, you're gonna have a serious problem on your hands! It's stupid to think how anyone would even be able to discover such a thing about you, but that's not the point! the fact that it states you wanted to buy "tons" of coke and only manage to kill "thousands" is equally as stupid since one ton alone is 907,184 grams and you supposedly wanted to buy numerous tons so you're talking at least twice that amount. But still, if I see you dickin around withsome yay thinking you're fuckin Mr Wizard - son, it's gonna be fuckin.. CURTAINS!!!

So the drug lords went and told the police who they were?

Fuckin Osama better not fuck with my hustle...

I'll bust his ass yo :shoot:

yeah, see how fuckin stupid it is? It's flawed on so many levels. Like, who confessed this? lol. Aside form he sheer fact of the amount, nearly 1milion grams (per ton, and he supposedly wanted more than one ton), and only end up killing "a few thousand"?? Also, any poision one could use to kill someone over the course of a gram would be so damn apparant that they'd notice it on the first line or two and simply not fuck with the rest of it. Anything that's strong enoughto kill on the first line wouldn't look/smell/taste/feel like coke and NO ONE would buy it. It'd NEVER rock ever. Aside from the fuckin cost alone. This shit's rediculous as hell.

Osama rocks always bringin new action..lol

is this shit for real...

yeah, he lives on the edge. Drives aroudn the hillsides of a desert in his Ferrari with his Louis Vitton sun glasses and his white suit with the rolled-up sleeves ala Miami Vice as he relishes on what a drug kingpin he is.

...............lol at ya'll actually worried bout this.....nut if it is true the hood will find osama...and i'll sya fuck da army...we need mo niggas form da hood in da army anyway

Reading is fundamental.

damn...i drink like 3 bottles of coke a day :(

NM is a coke addict.

it's okay. That shit already comes ith poision in it, lol.

Don't worry ladies and genitals. It's all covered under the Doomsday guarantee:
^^100% Osama free.

I sold OSama coicane the other day......

ROFL@ the fakes


shit ya small hussle im the man yo, fuck keys of coke i push grand pianos - me

and LMAO@ osama, nigga on his last leg and people still beliving the stupid shit that "supposdely" comes out his mouth

hes got some type of sickness and is ethier already dead or well on his way, so i doubt he can even put anything together on a small level let alone this bird scheme,

where does most coke come from?...panama, mexico, columbia and brazil

where the fuck osama reside ?..the eastern countries...

you think some columbian drugs lord is gonna let millions of there customers die?

get real

Yeah, this was already discussed. PS, you forgot Peru.

I think thay applies to African Royale too.

lol, I think you're right.

No you won't. You'll just watch it on TV and drink some warm milk and go beddy-bye.

First of all, you ignorant bastard, how would "da hood" find Osama? Do they have the technology of the world's biggest and technologically superior army has? Do they have people who graduated from War College as their Generals, which is the world's most renouned military school for Officers. No. You have a bunch of nines, twenty twos, forty fives, and a bunch of other hand guns that would do absolutely nothing in a war. You would have no idea how to clear a building or a cave. I really wish you would have thought before you wrote that idiotic post :(

I think he touched a nerve.

aw whateva......................juss having fun...fucker

None of that around here. what the hell you think this is?? lol

peru shit is stank and dirty

and ever heard of backing up a convincing arguement?...


sure you have :rolleyes:

Peru's shit is stank and dirty?? You ever heard of Fishscale? that's Peruvian....


And yes, i've heard of backing up an argument - but damn man, lol that was straight-up regurgitating it.

backing up and throwing up are two diffrent things

think of it as, say, your the pill and i was the water...

and fishscale is perus only shit tho, colum choppy gotta lot more shit

actually a brother from the hood could get farther than the army cuz he could go infiltration like and get on the inside with the terrorists. if a white cat from the army tried bein a terrorist they wouldnt believe that shit unless they watched him kill americans

poisonin coke will only take out drug addicts??? wat will that accomplish?? lmao.... its not like druggys go to war anyways.... dudes in the army arent even allowed to do any of that shit.... stupid plan if its true

Are you retarded? Do you not realize that the Army has more than one race in it? The Army is probably the most multiracial group of people in the world. In my Company alone I have blacks, whites, asians, middle easterns, Russians, and hispanics. Do people really not know what their Army is capable of and what it consists of?

By the way, you say a "brother from the hood could get farther than the army cuz he could go infiltration like and get on the inside with the terrorists," but you don't realize that a brother from the hood has no specialized training what so ever. Does he have any language training? Does he have any special physical training? Does he have any advanced hand to hand combat training? How about Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape training (what to do if you get captured)? I don't think so. I am about to go to Special Forces training in the end of September and I will be learning all of this shit. I will be one person among thousands currently in the US Army that have received this training. And this isn't even the top level of secret infiltrators that the Army has. It also has Rangers and Delta Force....who knows what else they got up their sleeves :thumbup:™

^^^^ that too

But you said Peru's shit is basura. lol, c'mon man, you're backpeddling now.

^ Go listen to some Ice Cube, nigga.

WTF are you talking about man? Matter fact, why are you talking?

The sheer fact that Osama's plot leaked just shows that his organisation's simply trying to strike fear in the hearts of Americans, which probably will work because before people actual stop and realise the impossibility of this threat they gonna start panicking and thats basically the aim of this whole supposed plot.

i thought this was about coca cola. damnit :(

yes, what would america do without all their coke heads?

So you think it's Osama saying this instead of someone bullshitting you about it instead? :huh:

i think there may be a chance that one of osama's people let slip deliberately...and why wouldn't they wanna use a scare tactic like that...what do they have to lose by doing so???

Dooms that aint ya yay.............. :laugh:


and as long as it dont affect the greens....... i realy dont give a yam :thumbup:



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