Straight from the love of Soc's life.
 

Heres what she said everybody..



Rofl ok ok I made up the womens cloathes bit.........but yo the rest is 100% entirly true I was talking to her cause I was sending her a song, her email is saragoosa@hotmail or some shit.. This is no bullshit, cept for the last section none of it is made up.......... Just thought I'd share it with everyone...

LMFAO.

Soc's keeping it gangsta.

ROFL *dies*

LMFAO!!!

*posts a picture of Ashley*


THEN her cousin who I supposedly "like"


So if you really think I care, along with what I already told you about it, then wow.

And the part about me having a small penis is fake because she doesn't know any of my ex's

But ONLY because of that :banghead:

so you did shit yourself?

Yo, but about the realness..

Did you shit your pants in math class?

That shit is illy.

Oh no, half of that is shit she actually said, your decision.

But I already know whats good.

Yo wonder if he realises he owned himself again by letting everyone know how ugly the girls he chases are rofl.............. and the penis bit is NOT made up, I swear to you... she actually said that...

That would have been hilarious though.

Like, a few weeks ago me and my cousin we're heading to the movie theatres, and when he got out he totally sharted. We was laughing so hard. He was walking all retarded up to get the tickets and then he had to throw away his boxers in the bathroom.

Ahh shit, that was funny.

ROFLMMFAO, Nos, stfu.

U Wan Taco (9:50:30 AM): gay.........i lost fucken half of the convo i think
U Wan Taco (9:50:39 AM): o well what i got is decent enough
Word Sizzle (9:50:44 AM): lolz
U Wan Taco (9:50:53 AM): ill jus make up a few things
Word Sizzle (9:50:57 AM): =/
Word Sizzle (9:53:47 AM): anytime now...
U Wan Taco (9:54:09 AM): makin more bits up takes longer foo
Word Sizzle (9:54:56 AM): anything about my dick is death for you
Word Sizzle (9:55:13 AM): cuz i know damn well thats some shit YOU made up
U Wan Taco (9:58:26 AM): word

U Wan Taco (9:33:45 AM): i am so about to post that convo with ashley i had
Word Sizzle (9:33:57 AM): if you actually have it saved
Word Sizzle (9:34:05 AM): you have no life
Word Sizzle (9:34:07 AM): *skips*
U Wan Taco (9:34:46 AM): its been sittin in a word document for ages.. ;-)
U Wan Taco (9:34:57 AM): ofcoarse i saved it.... what better to own u with
Word Sizzle (9:35:02 AM): damn nos, cant you just have a little fun?
Word Sizzle (9:35:05 AM): GOD
U Wan Taco (9:35:19 AM): ;-)
Word Sizzle (9:35:30 AM): wtf did you do to that thread yo?
U Wan Taco (9:35:39 AM): deleted it......
Word Sizzle (9:35:42 AM): ohhhhh
Word Sizzle (9:36:02 AM): cuz i was like "I can still see that muh fucka, but i cant post, and im a mod :huh:"
Word Sizzle (9:36:42 AM): hurry and post it so i can delete the thread :evil:
U Wan Taco (9:36:50 AM): "mess with the best die like the rest" says:
hes just strange
Through ya stereo & out ya window, bro my team makes the bedrock....harder than the bloke that wrote the flinstones.. says:
ahh well he prolly jus likes u
"mess with the best die like the rest" says:
no dont say that he scares me
Through ya stereo & out ya window, bro my team makes the bedrock....harder than the bloke that wrote the flinstones.. says:
lol serious
"mess with the best die like the rest" says:
hes to weird

U Wan Taco (9:37:02 AM): word @ the next thread ima make
Word Sizzle (9:37:06 AM): LMFAO
Word Sizzle (9:37:20 AM): @ her sending me like 500 apologies since then
U Wan Taco (9:37:30 AM): rofl
U Wan Taco (9:37:38 AM): it would still be fucken hilarious to post
Word Sizzle (9:37:44 AM): and then a mutual friend was trying to have me not be mad at her
U Wan Taco (9:37:52 AM): "mess with the best die like the rest" says:
cuz he likes my cousin
Through ya stereo & out ya window, bro my team makes the bedrock....harder than the bloke that wrote the flinstones.. says:
ahh
"mess with the best die like the rest" says:
and she dont like his ugly butt thats what she said
Word Sizzle (9:38:02 AM): "dont worry about shitting your pants and all that, she dont make fun of you for it like everyone else"
U Wan Taco (9:38:12 AM): i c
Word Sizzle (9:38:31 AM): i was like "word" in my head but "fuck that" is what i actually said =/
U Wan Taco (9:38:43 AM): oye
Word Sizzle (9:39:07 AM): matter of fact i had forgotten she existed till like 3 minutes ago -_-
U Wan Taco (9:39:17 AM): oye
Word Sizzle (9:39:27 AM): indeed
Word Sizzle (9:39:57 AM): if you post that, im just gunna post the worst picture i can possibly find of her
Word Sizzle (9:40:04 AM): and let everyone laugh @ that instead

^That convo is fake. I'm not even talking to you on aim at the moment...........

Do you feel special? Look, hes got an ashley directory open.....

He prolly keeps a full shrine full of pictures of her like a weirdo..

Someone call the FBI..

Lol Soc is like........phantomlike.Illy

Lmao.

This shit is funny.

Haha @ "dont worry about shitting your pants and all that, she dont make fun of you for it like everyone else"

Dope.

lol you playin pokemon ruby soc?

Nah actually that night I was really pissed @ Nos is when this happened. She said some shit about how I "scare" her and I confronted her the next day with "If I scare you so much you shoulda said something when you kissed me, or when my hand was 2 inches from your pussy!" But then I realized her mom was home and things got slightly more complicated...

You should have just killed her.

ROFL

Well I just figured out about Rom's tonight (hence me never going to sleep) and I finally realized that without a computer controller, my ass was never gunna beat anybody in Mortal Kombat 3, even IF the diffuculty level was on "Easiest". So I decided to find something that didn't require much skill in handling the controls, Pokemon being the answer. Too bad it doesn't work.

The end.

Rofl @ her mom catching you saying that shit..
You get owned heaps in real life..

Meh, one time I almost pushed her through a window but thats too long of a story...

And just so everyone knows, she looks thousands times better in person, I don't expect anyone to believe me anyways, but it's just saying...

LMFAO

I remember one time I was saying sorry to her mom for some reason and I guess I walked up to quick and she got all startled and started reaching in her purse.

I love being black.

On your screenshot is showed that you have a whole folder of her pictures.

Surely one of those has to look decently good..

There were actually just two, one of the ones I showed you, and the other I took her cousins pic from, and it's too small to really see her. =/

Socrates the TV show scene 1

Ashley: Soc I fuckin hate you
Soc: Fuck you bitch.I want you to die.AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*almost pushes through window*
Ashley:Soc what are you DOING I thought you loved me?
Soc:I do love you...I swear to GOD i love you.But YOU FUCKIN ANNOY ME.
Ashley:Its ok baby just fuck me
Soc:Fine...

Sadly, this is accurate.

Lol it's like that 1 Eminem song. You know, the one where he hates the bitch.

Thanks for narrowing down the field...

sweet fuckin jesus son....soc, in your life, there is no god....

*adds shurie101* :cool:

but lmao I doubt shit is tru. but iunno.

but I thought Nos and Soc were coo? lol

im lost........wats goin on

lol @ the extent socrates went to prove things.


I shit my pants, when i was 1 :bored:

^your currently following me round rv huh?

^
lies


your following me in hopes some of my cool brushes off on you.

yo lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i told ya'll soc was a fuckin super lame now he's a shitty lame and look at his girl ashley she look like sombody flatin her face ill lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yo put dis on rb pleez