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A-S-T-D (a.s.a.p. remix)
Asap Asap Asap Asap Asap Asap Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, you better get tested. . . Asap Asap Asap Asap A - S - T- D A - S - T - D Asap Asap Asap Asap A - S - T- D A - S - T - D Asap Asap Asap Asap A - S - T- D A - S - T - D she said she was a nice girl, thought she was a virgin now im tryna take a piss but my dick is burnin i cant figure out what goin on down stairs i see little white crabs crawlin round the brown hairs it itches, it burns, i cant figrue out whats wrong dont wanna ask a doctor, dont want him lookin at my schlong my girl says its normal and she gave me a cream read the side affects "may cause wet dreams" so my dicks burnin its itchin and im cummin as i sleep this is just great what next my balls grow hair like a sheep? the next day.. knock on wood.. i had hair balls below my dick i couldnt beleive my eyes so i poked it with a stick i was convinced that i was cursed so i went to a psychic she took one look at my junk and said.. "haha nice dick" as fate would have it my genitalia was green i woke up wet as a pool.. but it was no damn dream........ they say its jus a cole sore, ima kick em out the door A-S-A-P if she says it itches but its fine, she best get out my ride A-S-A-P throws away my condom, says she on the pill, shes gone A-S-A-P they say its jus a cole sore, ima kick em out the door A-S-A-P i get out of bed and all i could say was 'oh my jesus' my penis was covered in moldy green deseaces i decided it was due time to visit the hospital they took various tests and decided it wasnt possible i had contracted every S.T.D. in their medical books they said 'whys it so small ?' thats how it always looked the ghonerea was third degree i was gettin burns and the crabs were gettin hungry, started eatin my sperm everyday it got worse.. i got blue balls and all i was gettin no sex since my dick looked like my balls my balls looked like fuzzy dice.. hangin from a rearview i was so contageous you could catch it if i got near you i was out of ideas.. i had tried every possible solution i now had so many crabs that they wrote a constitution they seceded from my pubes and moved up the happy trail now i got crabs in my belly button.. im jus a crabby male they say its jus a cole sore, ima kick em out the door A-S-A-P if she says it itches but its fine, she best get out my ride A-S-A-P throws away my condom, says she on the pill, shes gone A-S-A-P they say its jus a cole sore, ima kick em out the door A-S-A-P |
just a funny remix that i started to freestyle then wrote.. give me some feed tho
ill post my link later |
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=203072
^^ linkage my dudes |
LoL this shit was crazy definatly a dope piece I thought you was bout to spit some gangsta shit but you did the whole comedy thong lol this was funny rtf links in sig!
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haha thanks man.. i posted feed on one of ya colabs as you were postin here.. lol
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LoL, I thought this was some crazy shit... LoL, when you said funny I really didnt expect it to be this crazy. I liked this man, shit was hot. Nothin to serious, you know... Gettin on the joke tip real nice. People really shouldnt be sleepin on this, its accually a very interesting write... keep it up, lol
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thanks man.. feelin the love on this one.. uppin
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hilarious.....dats sum funny ass shit sik....u gotta get that recorded....lol....good shit..i got a good giggle in readin this....was this a true story??...lol...j/p...keep this shit comin..
$$izno shady$$ |
yes...... my penis is green hairy moldy crabby and i got rashes all over the place lol jP
upping for more feed homeslice |
yo famz... dont sleep
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uppin..........
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upping your thing
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lol thanks man upppin my thing too
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Yo man i was rollin threw out the whole drop man......real creative ass remix to the song.......She be put on some sex programs or shit to teach niggas to rap up and not listen to dem Jazzy ass hoes who say imma on the pill....Anyways it was funny as hell man and keep up da good work............
P.S. The guy in ya fuckin Avatar scares the shit outta me.......... |
haha yah i took that pick last week.. its my bad side :thumbup:
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This was a hilarious piece exellent remix goes wit tthe beat nice....good structure made it flow nicely vocab hadd its ups..but u can always keep uppin in it multis...were iffy but u told the story right so multis didnt hurt you at all 8/10 deff......keep it up keep postin and of course RETURN THE FAVOR.IF NOT ON MY O/MS VOTE ON MY BATTLES PLEASE........1
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haha i already told you taz i aint votin on ta battle so stop tryin lol
uppin... |
yea that shit was funny no doubt
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yea, um this was disgusting...........lol weirdo....but still straight fiah man......i was feelin the beat the flow.....good structure...up on ur mulits a bit woulda made it more enjoyable but for the most part u did good job 8/10 keep postin and doin ya thing.........peace
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damn mayne i gotta agree w/ ya diz was funny & a real experience not ne guy would eva want 2 b in but i loved it ur creativity, vocab, structure & all dat was hittin on point 2 tha fullest extent u wasn't lackin in ne areas so yea u get a 10/10 4 diz 1 keep writing dat wild shit fa sho
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uppin.. its been awhile since i upped this.. so here we go lol
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read it.. its funny.. now post! lol
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