KORV#2 Best Bars
 

Im bored so word, i'll do the original KORV tomorow.

Common vs. NewKid
You're not even a challenge, and fuck it, I'm sorry
But on a dopeness scale your down more then Rb

9th Degree vs. DoContinue
You're ass, really, every crew I joined you were right behind
Never gave me headbutt were on my nuts in Mindz Kollide

Pop Lotty vs. **GHOSTE**
Get gassed? Don't do it, you already arranged for a sonnin
Wanna war with me? Shit, ya mouth won't be the only thing runnin

hotshh! vs. iLL Cee
Im'a Kill ya 'roots' like city trees.... Motif was ILL Conceived
But look how he's risen in ranks......Yeah, all the way up to 63

plutonium vs. King Solo
terminating you I'm intending...your crowns mine for the taking
and your styles a elegant imagery...definitely needs a hanging
England's over New Zealand...but I serve ya, you're just stupid
so I'll leave ya with one thought...if you have anywhere to put it

King Solo vs. Plutonium
Ya Ride Them Gay Spits Round ‘n’ Round Like Ya On Sum Rodeo Wack-Shit…
Plutonium Hijacks Them “FM” Shows Just So He Can Remain Radio-Active…
Ya Stay In This Tournament Is Over..Get Booted Out Like Tenant Evictions…
I Spit Originality..My Rhymes Are Rare Like Plutonium Winning Predictions…

fuxjustaword vs. tremendous
man this guy is know for suckin, mayne, just look at his name
we werent only exposin aliases wen we sed Tremendous is Lame

phat mic vs. spektikul
thats a no-no, you kiddin? thats wasnt a diss......its Humorous,
Saw ya mom in the Red Light District, 'n not guest appearin for Ludacris

Sdizzle vs. ~High-Dro~
ur like the lowest seed dog, so why bother to rap
u'll be my stepfather? yea maybe ull step father back

Kool Col-B vs. lyricalflowz
ayo, at tha end of this tourney, i'll b gittin tha doe
i must not have made it 2 tha toilet, cuz im shittin on flowz (floors)

Ambient vs. Wicked Clown
the big leagues are not ur leagues, your name should stay hid
man u couldn't make a splash... even after i threw you off a bridge
im often compared to mortal kombat warriors, u know it kid
im the god of thunder... the only thing you raiden... is the fridge
life can be shitty and blunt... but always give it a stab
& remember you'll always get the sharp end... of w/e weapon i have

New Method vs. Hells Fire
Good luck?? Shit you betta bring ya 4 leaf clover
You’ll win this battle…..when hell freezes over
This kid cant fight back shit…..i'll have his fists holdin his puke
then shove ya hands down ya throat ….so ya could throw up ya dukes

Ambient vs. Kon Flictz
it's just bcoz im dope and ur not, thats the dif. between you & i
but everytime we battle i feel your sooo close...to commiting suicide

New Method vs. Vango
If I had been on rv since feb 04 an still aint get respect
Than I would take the hint an van-go hang my fuckin neck
Rollin with the blue print huhhh that cant be true
Cause the only ppl van ‘s rollin with…..is a soccer mom or two

Pop Lotty vs. ~High-Dro~
We have some similarities, both Degrassi fans, but kid
we don't have nothing in Common,
...cept for the fact you'll be the next herb on his dick

~High-Dro~ vs. Pop Lotty
don't scratch tickets - you're battlin me, you ain't the luckiest
i know "pop aint sprayin", but look how "shook up" he is

hotshh! vs. Tstorm
I never No show to this guys Dismay... so why Delay?
Cuz when the "son" shine thru..... T-storms Die Away
Look, R e-V erbs get ran thru...... like played Hotshh! rhymes
Your name predicted your future...... T-storms will not Shine

L.I. vs. Chaos
Two crews in one? Cliches and wittiness has them hoes learning
When worst came to worst its da Establishment-Councils merging

9th Degree vs. Compose
Beatin' you're ass n' stompin' your grill, wont talk shit out your face
And I'll fasten your loss like my belt just to prove you're at waist
Quote:
Originally Posted by Compose why am i facing one of the best people on this fucking site

^ I couldn't fathom a better question
But wow! you got into AI! oh wait...the resurrection
But maybe the A means Artificial, 'cuz you're stupid with flows
Changed your name, and that verse was still the best you could Compose

Drakel vs. FlowIntelligent
aint nothing smart about your flow son, open your mouth you can hardly speak
cause you got so much cauk sealing it up.......its like your preventin leaks
only have a quarter of skill..cause your percentenge of whack is the biggest
after flow gets ripped here, he may not be survivin, but he'll be the fittest
scope your skill, tell its not expanding, even without the hubble dude
cause even your crew knows im better, cause G............. my skills W

King Solo vs. Spektikul
Ya got no skill Stop tryin to break thru, turn around ‘n’ face the facts…
Book ya ass into Madame Tussauds..cuz that’s the place for wacks…(wax)

Jack The Ripper vs. TrooP
Elastics as bracelets, shoe's with no lases, this cows poor? NO SHIT!
I'd say the grass is greener on the other side...
BUT, troop ate all of it!
Make threads about "game" ROFL!!, your fat, and poor to
So it's safe to say your win won't workout.. kinda like you

MarvJay vs. Invektive
invektive a thug? nah he's pussy rv u'll find dis head shook in da house.
i dont mean "the ENERGy DRiNK" but u stay with "RED BULL in ya mouth".

Invektive vs. MarvJay
he's been texting for years...Marvin's cartoon seems fact now
he never spits over a beat...the martians mouth is blacked out
Marv left TE in search to command..but he was put to silence
how can you be the general of a crew...when u have no privates?

hotshh! vs. ~High-Dro~
Da favorites always favored to lose to undersogs who Lie Low
But when i Drop, Fuck Hi!,They'll start calling you Goodbye-Dro
Get hit with pipes and Flying Chairs, so stop ya Lying, Queer...
"The Next Rounds on Me"....and no Dro.....I aint Buying Beers

Wet-Willy vs. Common
this homo couldnt step to me...i wonder how eager he's been to bite??
When his occupation is similar to Amish Girl Fantasies..Two Mennonite!

L.I. vs. Drakel
Drakel aint comin nice, so settle man, ya need ta sit
This kids a pussy.....the way his rhymes only fetus shit

Drakel vs. L.I.
droppin fresh shit? well knowing you, should probly wash ya drawers
cause if my initial reaction of you was right...the loss is definately yours

Jack The Ripper vs. MarvJay
And lately, marvjay been on my nuts to... shit's making me sick
So this battle is weight off my shoulders... chest, waist, and dick
See that's complexity, marv aint got no wit, so place your bids
Cuz the only time he uses his head... Is when he's with newkid
I cast lightning, just to leave you under bad weather, ya feel?
And 'eyenose' your weak, so when your punched...
...they'll come together f'real
Proceed on to smack your lip, so you can 'see something swell'
Then beat this faggot into a 'cast' like it was a sorcerors spell!

SPuL vs. 9th Degree
You ain't gon win here, man, my rhymes are jus too mean
You're gonna go and end up short, and I ain't talkin' about your jeans
You got here wit no-shows, and by battlin' wack fucks
You could prolly get enough exercise, by jus pushin' your luck

9th Degree vs. SPuL
You got no appeal, so I'll only son you for a moment like I'm your foster
We're in Ghost Writerz together, how come yours aren't on the roster?
But you've got plenty of dirt on me, and worst of all
The fact I've voted for you before…now thank AIM for that personal
But on this site you're accomplished, that's supposed to stress me up
Yet I see your body of work…has developed anorexia
And if you're always biting and cheatin' then what you still flow for?
You got band from RV more than Livestrong in '04

Jack The Ripper vs. hotshh!
We prism you to lose when korv takes shape, and that aint sway
Cuz closest hotshit comes to royale is when he gets wiped away
He's not respected, falls short to legend, dawg is frowned upon
Cuz saying the best look up to shit... is defined as an oxymoron
Come on son, "Da medicine man" is really wack, I been watching
Give hotshh! a taste of his medicine and lower his coffin(coughin)
Lack the sex-drive, not really a stud, hotshh! man please behave
Cuz the only time he's fucking bitches dead
...is after he's dug up their grave

Jack The Ripper vs. 9th Degree
Wanted this postponed?, the kid's shook, doubt ya show soon
Cuz when I say that you Jet-Son... I aint calling you cartoons
Listen for the truth, faggot, and just watch how I expose you
Cuz if ya GW, it's no wonder your verses always get a "boooh!"
Feel that bitch? you know you could never come with some wit
But peeps say your verses are 'stable'... hay... n' utter bullshit
Little faggot, I don't even think a migit could come up shorter
I'm droppin this 9... like the gunshop just canceled the order
You’re my apprentice kid, will he win KORV 2? Ha!!! Hell nope!
When this bitch 'un-leashes' her rhymes, we never collar dope
Play boardgames with his brain, leave him 'scrabled' and shook
Then cut his body into chess/chest pieces to show he's a 'rook'
Firing shots off at your crew yo, got bitches hiding in the trench
Fuck ghost writers, man, i'll kill 9... and Degree will be the tenth

9th Degree vs. Jack The Ripper
He wont reign, I'm stormin' upon his horizon of thoughts
And take this cats 9 lives without needing some time to paws
What's the cause? Well you got cocky and thought you had Degree
Plan was all mapped out, so I'll compiss on your strategy
I'm savage, g, I almost gay bashed and had your faggot ass kicked
But you never came out the closet...you just stayed in there to jacket
How'd you ever get to the championship? I mean the fact is
I grazed through like half your battles and couldn't get pasture wackness
Suggested a battle before but you said "No P, later"
I expected the duck, even your alias is the e-vader
Had enough, friend? That's how it might look
But you revved my engine, so Inturn I'll comebustchins with a right hook
This battle's a waste of my time, so instead of crackin' your clock
I killed you online, now have the admins put Jack in a box

late for this kinda shit...
..but some of them bars were okay

lmao @ a line from no show verse bein there (hence the really stupid setup) but this is wat i was talkin about wen i sed i was better wen i didnt try :(

and that line made me laugh so much wen i first read it in KORV2 i thought i was gonna die.... one of the best before final 2

Get hit with pipes and Flying Chairs, so stop ya Lying, Queer...
"The Next Rounds on Me"....and no Dro.....I aint Buying Beers

Lol now that should be stickied. That mustve taken forever

GOOD JOB....

only wish u throw one of my bars from our battle JTR

hurts to read yours : (

We know someone was bored last night.

i should have gave that tourny an effort. Lol

^yea, you should have. lol

but yo what about my battle wit Drakel? :( lol that was my best battle in korv 2 ~_~

word...agreed.....

Your battle vs. 9th Degree was the best, this shit took me like 2 hours, and it was at 2:30 am, so I was mad tired, I prolly missed like mad battles that I didnt read, so if some dope lines you remember are missing, blah

Amd fuck, KORV#1 is like 2 times bigger then KORV2 so it would take me 3 hours, :(

lmao, i read it all!

some had me laughin some didnt...

but still props on doing it man!

You crazy as hell.

yea props i guess....and sum where funny..especilly the final matches those were madd good......

Some may make you laugh, if others don't it dosnt matter there still prolly dope if not funny, but like mad battles were missing from the concluded tournament korv2 thread

New Method vs. Triple N

9th Degree vs. Fuxjustaword

Jack The Ripper vs. Lay-Text

9th Degree vs. Triple N

all those battles were missing, and some more too I think

And we don't wonder where the verses from the 'sweet 16' and 'elite 8' rounds are.

i want you guys to notice the final 3 were all july 2004 heads.....dunno bout spul

but i told ya kids LAST YEAR july had this on lock......do u believe me now?

My verse against Triple_N was classic. Too bad R-Rated threw a hissy fit and deleted it. :(

Oh ya, fuck that verse went missing too, damn a lot of verses went missing, that's fucking gay, my verse against R-Rated was dope too, lol

sum of them bars were dope, but a couple were gay.......but i guess thats just my opinion.........

And to think, all that hubbub just because Miracle Whip doesn't make margarine.

like that madame tussauds bar i used on spek......i honestly didnt think that was all that good, i only put it to fill up the line limit..........i preferred the radioactive bar i used on plutonium in the first round

LMFAOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Quoted

i like my "couldnt take a tourney home" line..but that was slite eight
so thanx again R!

nah, but thats a heads up for the next KORV

dont mod it if u cant take the pressure

Oh ya... I forgot too even look at your verse from that battle, lmfao.. blah i'll edit that shit in later

the a tourney line is played though. that risen in ranks to 63 line was like my top.10 favorite from korv2, shit was dope, and spuls push your luck line, that was another fucking dope one.

From now on, if you think you're gonna win the tourney, you can't mod it. 'Cuz Rated was placing all these bets on himself and shit, and then starts deleting votes that were against him, so he could try and advance. :nono:

i think R-Rated shud be banned from the next KORV for being a baby

^^ very true...

i think the next KORV has to be by invitation.......give em a sign up thread

and the mod will pick the people eligible

there should be a korv in the winter...most people wont be here next year

I think, just to keep a tradition, I'll help organize KORV3. Like set the seeding and all...

we should run korv how it's always been run, just ban r-rated from it.

^word........ and also headgames, SPuL v.s Drakel was missin' too. :cool: although my name was Mike Lowery then, or Ichiro Suzuki lmao. ~_~

Let's figure out who's modding the next one, then I'll deliberate with him/her and come up with ways to make it dope.

<------- is sad only one of his bars made it.. and i was in the elite 8 :confused:

yeah i'll be happy to be involved in a korv 3.. this time i'll be seeded higher..

lmao fuck that. March 04!!!!! :shoot:

SPuL, you're goin' goodbyebye in KORV3. :)