*~Carlito's Cabana~*
 

yes, the first edition of Carlito's Cabana on RV

and my first guest.............if he is man enough to show up

none other than the WWE champion.............John Cena

yea, what you want homie? Ready to lose this Monday? You and Jericho are NOTHING. You can't see me. *waves hand in front on face*

Carlito Cool

*I spit in the face who don't wanna be cool*

lol that had me crackin up lol

Ok why are you saying bye to yourself :huh: are you predicting ya gonna lose?

forget about that, the first thing Carlito wants to know is.........

how does it feel knowing that at Summerslam you are going to lose your WWE Championship to chris jericho??

^homie, that's my move. You can't see me. look @ my avy and my sig homie

fuck carlito he aint cool......john cena rules......lol.....wait

fuck it
yo,yo,yo,yo
who the hell is carlito this guy aint shit like the fans in the arena
how the fuck is he even cool when he cant even beat John Cena

Homie please. *crowd yells "Cena, Cena, Cena, Cena!!!!!"* Do you hear that?!?! DO YOU HEAR THAT?!?! That's momentum right there. All of these chain gang soldiers gonna be at summer slam. and they got my back homie. I'ma chew Jericho up just like you do that apple homie. And I'ma F U JEricho and it'll be dedicated to you. And Bischoff, don't get me started on that wannabe. Chain gang bitches

are you forgetting Carlito's debut match on smackdown when he took john cena's US title.............now that was cool

oh shit!!! Lil homie, that's what's up. Chain gang represent homie. Chain gang represent!!!

Homie, you remember this Monday what happened? Here homie, I'll help you out by getting you the video link.

ok ok, i guess....i guess you can dream

*laughs at his own humour*

carlito's next question is.......

how did it feel, 2 weeks ago in the main event on RAW to lose to none other than me, Carlito??

fuck you both I been in disguised as Outspoken but I'm

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN check the custom title

FUCK YOU

MAN THIS IS A RAP SITE YALL....im sure theres a mutherfuckin wrestling one dayummm yall crack a nigga up and no john ceno i aint joinin ure mufuckin gang...so don ask me agen

javascript:wwevideoplayer('/content/media/video/494606/1025172/1082236/08cenajericho')

^copy that into your browser homies. See me kick some ass. chain gang bitch.

ladies and gentlemen.

2nd special guest............stone cold

tell me, how is life in retirement going for you ??

It's better than ever

*stone cold stunner Carlito Cool*

who the fuck is carlito?

*pins carlito*
1...........2..............3

stop thinkin' you stone cold homie. :shoot:

^ uh uh............*kicks out after 2*

*hits stone cold with a low blow*

*rolls him up for the 3-count*

*carlito's music hits*

*calls for some litebeer, opens one up and takes a mouthful*

*PAUSES*

*spits the beer in stone colds face*

*stone cold stunner to CENA*
1.......2........3

*reverses it*

*puts Stone cold on the ground*

*looks @ crowd. Gets hand ready for "You Can't See me"*

*waves hand in front of stone cold*

*bounc4es off rope*

*brushes shoulders off*

*does the 5 knuckle shuffle*

*gets Austin up*

*sets him up for the F U*

*smashes him down*

*1....2....3.*

*My Time is now starts playing*

*kicks out*
*takes you and pile drive ya*
*takes ya chair in the ring*
*ddt ya on chair*
*middle finger in ya face*
*stone cold stunner*

1,2,3

ding ding ding and stone cold is the winner.

too late bitch!!! :shoot:

nope

the refferi was hit by chair b4 it got to 3 the sound of the three was the fans at the end i won cuz a nother refferi enters and pins the count

YOU'RE TO LATE>

no, my music already played homie. I'm so sorry. :nono:

sorry it wasnt the winning one it was interrupted by my music plus you're music came out one of ya fan's boom box that i broke wit a sludge hammer

You wish. You're jus an imposter stone cold anytways. look @ your name homie

like I said I was in disguise waiting for you and the rock to be back and now

*stone cold stuns you*

STFU

Liar liar homie. Go back to your old self homie.... :nono:

*smacks john cena and stone cold over the head with a steel chair*

*repeatedly beats them both down with the chair*

*takes out two apples*

*bites one and spits it in stone colds face*

*bites the other and spits it in john cenas face*

*elegiac enters the ring and hits carlito IN THE FACE with a steel chair 45 times*

fuck this carlito faggot...whoever the fuck he is.....

Worst...aliases...ever.

wtf? i thought this was the lyricist lounge. damn "homie", i thought u was here to be a serious artist. hip-hop is my life cuz, and i don't appreciate u usin' this site to promote some old bullshit like this...

and stone cold could beat both john and carlito's asses

lmao

u guys are stupid
even cueing your music?

hahahah its too early...............

DO YOU SMELLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING

I'm going to check you into the Smack Down Hotel
What do you think? ...It doesn't matter what you think

Who are these Roody Poo'S?

Know your roll and shut your mouth
If ya smelllllllllll what the Rock is Cooking

^Make another extremily lame post like that and you will be banned dickhead.

I'm thinking like this:

Wrestling is wack now. Ya'll must've got you summer herbs already. Old school wrestling was better. I was watching tha shit yesterday, it's just like a soap opera...No one cares about Rey Mysterio and his son. But, yea...Old school wrestling is better. The Rock, Stone Cold, Masked Kane, X-Pac, Chyna, Degeneration X, Road Dawg, Triple H, Mankind...<people like that. When it was strictly wrestling. WWF shit.