When Rev gets back from the movies...
 

He's going to hate me forever.

Give me a second to show you while I'm waiting for his mom...

:)

Wait you talked to his moms on aim too? She mad coo, did she ask you for animated smileys?

Yeah, I was fucking with his mom.

Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:49:21 PM)-->: ...
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:49:23 PM)-->: You're a mom now?
I Am Px<!-- (7:49:47 PM)-->: many years, smarty. He went to the movies.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:49:56 PM)-->: What movie?
I Am Px [8:17 PM]: I Am Px<!-- (7:50:30 PM)-->: he wasn't sure. Saw Skeleton Key last week.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:50:39 PM)-->: Karate chop him when he comes home.
I Am Px<!-- (7:51:17 PM)-->: He's bigger than me. Have to think twice about that idea.
I Am Px [8:18 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:51:27 PM)-->: Go low.
I Am Px<!-- (7:51:41 PM)-->: LOL
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:51:55 PM)-->: Get him
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:51:58 PM)-->: ( on the shin )
I Am Px [8:18 PM]: I Am Px<!-- (7:52:42 PM)-->: o-o-o-o-oh That low.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:53:27 PM)-->: Yes.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:53:58 PM)-->: I have legs like a baby buffalo.
Am Px<!-- (7:54:08 PM)-->: i understand now. (But it was funnier the other way ;-))
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:54:15 PM)-->: Or...was it?
I Am Px<!-- (7:54:31 PM)-->: :-[
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:54:40 PM)-->: :-*
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:55:15 PM)-->: He should see Pooh's Heffalump.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:55:19 PM)-->: I heard he got that removed.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:55:29 PM)-->: So I doubt there will be a sequel.
I Am Px<!-- (7:56:03 PM)-->: Is it painful - having a heffalump removed? much blood?
I Am Px [8:19 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:56:11 PM)-->: Depends if you can plug it.
I Am Px<!-- (7:56:30 PM)-->: I can see why you are on the buddy list. That is twice you made me LOL
>Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:56:44 PM)-->: It's just me and Rev have known each other for a long time.
I Am Px<!-- (7:56:55 PM)-->: what do you plug a heffalump with?

She's taking forever... But that question is one worthy of a nobel prize.

I'm waiting her to post the part I start pwning Rev at.

I Am Px [8:22 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:57:49 PM)-->: So that's what you call it?
I Am Px<!-- (7:58:03 PM)-->: I was trying to be tactful????
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:58:18 PM)-->: I see.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:58:21 PM)-->: I was trying to be a demon.
I Am Px<!-- (7:58:48 PM)-->: maybe you are better at your chosen field than me? yes, i think so
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:58:59 PM)-->: My chosen field involves offering candy.
I Am Px<!-- (7:59:11 PM)-->: do i know you?
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:59:16 PM)-->: Maybe.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:59:23 PM)-->: Have you ever seen a person under your car?
I Am Px<!-- (7:59:39 PM)-->: before or after i hit him?
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:59:49 PM)-->: ...Uhm.
I Am Px [8:23 PM]: obotic Waffle<!-- (7:59:57 PM)-->: I don't think the question involved hitting.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (7:59:57 PM)-->: o_O
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:00:01 PM)-->: Just if you've seen 'em.
I Am Px<!-- (8:00:25 PM)-->: i'm sorry - it is not clicking.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:00:31 PM)-->: Okay.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:00:33 PM)-->: Then you haven't seen me.
I Am Px<!-- (8:01:16 PM)-->: you are teasing me. i do know you, but can't remember when you were under my car.

(I'm teasing Rev's mom, soon I will get there...)

Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:01:29 PM)-->: I was there with a bagful of treats.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:01:41 PM)-->: You may remember me from Santa Clause Three: How Tom got his groove back.
I Am Px [8:23 PM]: Am Px<!-- (8:02:36 PM)-->: nope, i am gonna have to get help for this one. Son saw the movie, no me.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:02:43 PM)-->: k.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:02:44 PM)-->: Mhm.
I Am Px [8:24 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:02:53 PM)-->: Well, me and Rev met on an online chatroom.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:02:57 PM)-->: He told me his was eighteen.
I Am Px<!-- (8:03:12 PM)-->: did he now? His nose is gonna grow.

LMFAO!!!!! word she coo. But Rev gon' fuck you up.

Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:03:24 PM)-->: He told me it wasn't his nose that grows.
I Am Px<!-- (8:03:45 PM)-->: rev doesn't talk that way. Sure you got the right guy?
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:04:11 PM)-->: This is 'Rev', the well known mascot of the Detroit Donkey Thumpers, right?
I Am Px<!-- (8:04:39 PM)-->: yeah, that sounds close. he must just not talk that way to the mom
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:04:47 PM)-->: I see.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:04:54 PM)-->: He told me that he once went to a bar for males.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:04:59 PM)-->: ;| That's where he met me.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:06 PM)-->: For the first time IRL.
I Am Px<!-- (8:05:11 PM)-->: he lied
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:12 PM)-->: He looked younger.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:23 PM)-->: Maybe the guy's were in cohorts.
I Am Px [8:26 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:26 PM)-->: And playing a trick on me.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:32 PM)-->: Tell Rev that I said.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:05:37 PM)-->: 'Stop playing me like your four girls'
I Am Px<!-- (8:06:18 PM)-->: I will save the conversation and let him read when he gets home. But, if you know he has four girls, you must be SMHS

(meaning he does have four girls? :whacky: )


Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:06:27 PM)-->: :\
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:06:30 PM)-->: Hey, you never know.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:06:37 PM)-->: I could be the Toothy Fairy trying to get your address.
I Am Px [8:27 PM]: Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:06:44 PM)-->: Rev ever thrown a party when you were gone?
I Am Px<!-- (8:07:02 PM)-->: not yet.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:07:12 PM)-->: Yeah, riiight.
I Am Px<!-- (8:07:29 PM)-->: i haven't gone anywhere.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:07:31 PM)-->: Ever been to prison?
I Am Px<!-- (8:07:49 PM)-->: only in bad dreams


Robotic Waffle [8:09 PM]: Plus, prison is only bad if you don't realize you get THREE meals a day.
Robotic Waffle [8:09 PM]: I'm saving it for future reference to confront Rev.
Robotic Waffle [8:09 PM]: But don't tell Rev, he'll try to send me more goat porn. :\
I Am Px [8:10 PM]: he is rather clever at finding weird stuff.
Robotic Waffle [8:10 PM]: He found me.
Robotic Waffle [8:10 PM]: Hiding under your car.
Robotic Waffle [8:10 PM]: With a video camera and a bag full of candy.
Robotic Waffle [8:11 PM]: So, could you please send the conversation in the mail thus far?
Robotic Waffle [8:11 PM]: k.
I Am Px [8:11 PM]: ryan?
Robotic Waffle [8:11 PM]: You got me.
Robotic Waffle [8:11 PM]: How did you know it was me?
I Am Px [8:12 PM]: only kid I know who

I Am Px [8:31 PM]: I Am Px<!-- (8:12:10 PM)-->: only kid I know who understood a video camera besides my buddy.
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:12:21 PM)-->: ...He...understood?
I Am Px<!-- (8:12:23 PM)-->: and that wicked sense of humor

( I think his mom is hitting on me here. :hump: )

Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:12:26 PM)-->: ...
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:12:27 PM)-->: .
Robotic Waffle<!-- (8:12:30 PM)-->: I need to meet this Ryan.
I Am Px<!-- (8:13:02 PM)-->: yeah, teasing me again. Ryan could take a computer apart - and PUT IT BACK TOGETHER SO IT WORKED.

(let me get more, stupid unreliable PC)

ROFL@ rev doesn't talk that way.

Damn thats bogus shit :)

His mom doesn't know how hood he is.

Robotic Waffle [8:33 PM]: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Robotic Waffle [8:33 PM]: I saw War of the Worlds. Indeph told me he loved you.

:evilgrin:

do you actually know rev?

lmao tell her hpedni loves her. Cause I do. :(

nm, indeph has a chance though, it seeems

wow i actually am reading all of this....lol post more

I Am Px [8:34 PM]: No, haven't been to the movies lately. Last one was in Waterford.
Robotic Waffle [8:35 PM]: ...I bet there is a lot of water in a ford there, aye?
Robotic Waffle [8:35 PM]: (that's clever speak for 'Indeph loves you'. )
Robotic Waffle [8:35 PM]: Indeph goes by hpedni.
Robotic Waffle [8:35 PM]: It's backwards.
Robotic Waffle [8:35 PM]: But Indeph backwards means 'homo'
Robotic Waffle [8:35 PM]: :\

lmao @ indeph backwards

I Am Px [8:36 PM]: I am sort of glad you cleared that up. i was completely confused. But, now that i understand, you insulted me, yes?
Robotic Waffle [8:36 PM]: Insulted you how?
Robotic Waffle [8:36 PM]: o_O You are so cool, you make Drakel look like he's...a human.
Robotic Waffle [8:37 PM]: o_O Have you seen Rev's sig in this forum?
Robotic Waffle [8:37 PM]: It's gruesome.
Robotic Waffle [8:37 PM]: I won't go into details, but it includes him and that one girl he was dating.
Robotic Waffle [8:37 PM]: I can't keep track.
I Am Px [8:37 PM]: no, i leave him his privacy.
Robotic Waffle [8:37 PM]: Ah.
Robotic Waffle [8:37 PM]: I wish you were my mom.
Robotic Waffle [8:37 PM]: So I could call for you, then hang on the ceiling ninja style and drop on you.
I Am Px [8:37 PM]: well, he hasn't let me down yet.

LMAO, ask her if rev's girl got tha pregnansey test results back yet :cool:

werd

Robotic Waffle [8:38 PM]: In what? Being a pimp?
I Am Px [8:38 PM]: no, in his privacy. and, go easy - I really am the mom.
Robotic Waffle [8:38 PM]: I know. Indeph is a very private-liking person.
Robotic Waffle [8:38 PM]: If you catch my drift.
Robotic Waffle [8:39 PM]: (the drift is that he likes to be alone)_
Robotic Waffle [8:39 PM]: (but everything I've said thus far has contradicted this, hence pimp)
Robotic Waffle [8:39 PM]: (so let's pretend like I'm not talking, and Indeph isn't an oompa loompa, sound good?)
I Am Px [8:39 PM]: see, i don't get the new speak. pimp means something totally different to someone my age.
Robotic Waffle [8:40 PM]: Did Rev's girl get the pregnancy test back? Some guy from the forums said he was worried they be dates.
Robotic Waffle [8:40 PM]: He's dead, you know.
Robotic Waffle [8:40 PM]: Died sometime in August. I won't bother to look.
Robotic Waffle [8:40 PM]: Pimp nowadays means 'water cooler'.
Robotic Waffle [8:40 PM]: Go around at baseball games saying 'I'll bring the pimp full of juice next game'.

I Am Px [8:40 PM]: no-o-o-o-o I don't think so.
Robotic Waffle [8:41 PM]: Fine. Do you know Indeph?
Robotic Waffle [8:41 PM]: Or Homo depths, as he prefers to be called.
I Am Px [8:41 PM]: no, and i think this conversation is going over my head.
Robotic Waffle [8:41 PM]: Like Rev?
Robotic Waffle [8:41 PM]: What shows did you watch as a kid?
Robotic Waffle [8:42 PM]: I watched Scooby Doo as a kid.
Robotic Waffle [8:42 PM]: And I always thought
Robotic Waffle [8:42 PM]: "He's eats so much, who always picks up the crap?"
Robotic Waffle [8:42 PM]: They need a new movie of Scooby Doo starting Scooby Poo, or perhaps 'Scooby Dooby-Do, where are you, we've got the pooper scooper right now'

:mad: @ her saying she dunno me. Tell her I just IM'd her and I'm saddened but her forgetful mind.

Robotic Waffle [8:43 PM]: You like Speed Racer?
Robotic Waffle [8:43 PM]: I always thought his accent was Australian.
Robotic Waffle [8:43 PM]: Then I realized I was a redheaded stepchild.
Robotic Waffle [8:44 PM]: :\ Is your hair yellow?
Robotic Waffle [8:44 PM]: I wrote this for you, Rev-mom-unit:
Robotic Waffle [8:44 PM]: "Violets are red"
Robotic Waffle [8:44 PM]: "Green is mixed with blue"
Robotic Waffle [8:44 PM]: "Stop confusing the Koran"
Robotic Waffle [8:44 PM]: "With the hand of a Jew"
Robotic Waffle [8:44 PM]: If you know what I mean, in a non-racist way
I Am Px [8:45 PM]: sorry, not carrying my end of the convo. Rev just called
Robotic Waffle [8:45 PM]: Uhm.
Robotic Waffle [8:45 PM]: Don't tell him Ryan is here.
I Am Px [8:45 PM]: I couldn't find a phone. How can you mean that in a non-racist way?
Robotic Waffle [8:45 PM]: Because it rhymes.
I Am Px [8:45 PM]: contradiction of terms - yes - no?
Robotic Waffle [8:45 PM]: o_O Is automatically saying 'jew' a form of racism now?
Robotic Waffle [8:45 PM]: Bloody...peanut butter.
Robotic Waffle [8:45 PM]: I like my chunky.
Robotic Waffle [8:45 PM]: With the little nuts.
Robotic Waffle [8:46 PM]: That's awesome.
I Am Px [8:46 PM]: ok, you are not ryan
Robotic Waffle [8:46 PM]: :\
Robotic Waffle [8:46 PM]: k.

I Am Px [8:46 PM]: that's ok. rev says it is the same sense of humor.
Robotic Waffle [8:46 PM]: Does Ryan not like his peanut butter?
Robotic Waffle [8:46 PM]: I SAID DON'T TELL REV!
Robotic Waffle [8:46 PM]: ><
Robotic Waffle [8:46 PM]: He doesn't love me anymore!
I Am Px [8:46 PM]: why would you say that?
Robotic Waffle [8:46 PM]: Since I videotaped him addressing the neighbor's dog as 'Mr. Anderson'

tell hiz mom that rev wuz callin me a spic on msn :D

werd

I Am Px [8:47 PM]: LOL you are better than half the scripts on tv.
Robotic Waffle [8:47 PM]: That's because I am a TV.
I Am Px [8:47 PM]: no, you think to original to be a tv
Robotic Waffle [8:47 PM]: Have you ever noticed...that Lois Griffin grew up rich?
Robotic Waffle [8:47 PM]: But now she's lower-middle class?
Robotic Waffle [8:47 PM]: Though I would expect much, as Peter is a jew.
Robotic Waffle [8:47 PM]: In a non-racist way.
I Am Px [8:48 PM]: because it rhymes?
Robotic Waffle [8:48 PM]: Yes
Robotic Waffle [8:48 PM]: Exactly.
Robotic Waffle [8:48 PM]: Do you know what class rhymes with?
I Am Px [8:48 PM]: brass?
Robotic Waffle [8:48 PM]: 30023.
I Am Px [8:48 PM]: grass?
Robotic Waffle [8:49 PM]: No.
Robotic Waffle [8:49 PM]: 30023.
Robotic Waffle [8:49 PM]: I understand where Rev get's his body now.
Robotic Waffle [8:49 PM]: -.-
I Am Px [8:49 PM]: i give up. you got me again/ Don't know 30023
Robotic Waffle [8:49 PM]: Oh.
Robotic Waffle [8:49 PM]: It's government talk for 'Tell Rev I said Hi'

Rofl I dont get the shit you say sometimes.(most)

Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: Did you know Rev called a dead guy a spic on MSN?
Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: Don't worry though, he likes mints.
Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: :\ So I've heard.
Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: His MSN is -J-Money-, right?
I Am Px [8:50 PM]: i watched huckleberry hound cartoons.
Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: Me too
Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: I always thought
Robotic Waffle [8:51 PM]: 'Is that a gopher?'
Robotic Waffle [8:51 PM]: Then I thought
I Am Px [8:51 PM]: j-money? don't think so
Robotic Waffle [8:51 PM]: 'Hello there, Mr. Anderson, peeing on the fire hydrant again?'
Robotic Waffle [8:51 PM]: Did you know the Matrix: Revolutions was made in four days?
I Am Px [8:51 PM]: you got the hound. Now how about Quick Draw McGraw?
Robotic Waffle [8:51 PM]: We all know what he draws.

Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: Did you know Rev called a dead guy a spic on MSN?
Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: Don't worry though, he likes mints.
Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: :\ So I've heard.
Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: His MSN is -J-Money-, right?
I Am Px [8:50 PM]: i watched huckleberry hound cartoons.
Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: Me too
Robotic Waffle [8:50 PM]: I always thought
Robotic Waffle [8:51 PM]: 'Is that a gopher?'
Robotic Waffle [8:51 PM]: Then I thought
I Am Px [8:51 PM]: j-money? don't think so
Robotic Waffle [8:51 PM]: 'Hello there, Mr. Anderson, peeing on the fire hydrant again?'
Robotic Waffle [8:51 PM]: Did you know the Matrix: Revolutions was made in four days?
I Am Px [8:51 PM]: you got the hound. Now how about Quick Draw McGraw?
Robotic Waffle [8:51 PM]: We all know what he draws.
I Am Px [8:52 PM]: his service revolver?
Robotic Waffle [8:52 PM]: ...
Robotic Waffle [8:52 PM]: Yes.
Robotic Waffle [8:52 PM]: Very serviceful.

Lmao..
I told him that I was going on vacation last week and his mom replies.

"I'll miss you and I'll tell him"

LMAO, im not j money. tell hiz mom 2 go on msn, i wanna talk 2 her, werd

I Am Px [8:52 PM]: I did good?
Robotic Waffle [8:53 PM]: Yes.
Robotic Waffle [8:53 PM]: I bet you have eyes, don't you?
Robotic Waffle [8:53 PM]: Yes, I know you have eyes.
I Am Px [8:53 PM]: can't keep up with your wit!
I Am Px [8:53 PM]: How did you guess about my eyes?
Robotic Waffle [8:53 PM]: Because I went to the YMCA.
Robotic Waffle [8:53 PM]: I saw a village person.
Robotic Waffle [8:53 PM]: He was the village drunk.
Robotic Waffle [8:54 PM]: He showed me the general meaning of quantum mechanics.
Robotic Waffle [8:54 PM]: I sucked his blood to gain his knowledge. I
I Am Px [8:54 PM]: I used to have eyes, but now son has my eyes.
Robotic Waffle [8:54 PM]: I didn't gain so much 'knowledge' as a 'stomache'
Robotic Waffle [8:54 PM]: Rev has wonderful eyes.
Robotic Waffle [8:54 PM]: I bet he gets them from Mr. Anderson.

ROFLMFAO His mom can be an RV vet. .....__________.....

I Am Px [8:54 PM]: mr anderson was too close to the ground for me.
Robotic Waffle [8:55 PM]: Maybe that's because you were on top.
Robotic Waffle [8:55 PM]: Get on MSN.
Robotic Waffle [8:55 PM]: Cool-B wants to talk to you.
Robotic Waffle [8:55 PM]: He threatened me a lifesaver.
Robotic Waffle [8:55 PM]: :(
I Am Px [8:56 PM]: MSN - is that for people on the bottom?
Robotic Waffle [8:56 PM]: Yes.
Robotic Waffle [8:56 PM]: It stands for
Robotic Waffle [8:56 PM]: 'Male Hand Nugget'
Robotic Waffle [8:57 PM]: If I'm making any sense to you, we can stop.
I Am Px [8:57 PM]: Hand starts with letter "S"?
Robotic Waffle [8:57 PM]: It does in my language.
Robotic Waffle [8:57 PM]: Are you calling my language incorrect?
I Am Px [8:57 PM]: No, i never. We just spell using different a,B,c 's
Robotic Waffle [8:58 PM]: I heard a documentary that Frosty the Snowman was a pedophile.
Robotic Waffle [8:58 PM]: Actually, he couldn' t have been a pedophile. He wasn't old, was he?
Robotic Waffle [8:58 PM]: -.- But man, he liked playing dress-up with kids a bit too much.

what kind of mom talks to random people on aol?

lmlo