Fly joke
 

Okay listen up.

Some 8 year old kid caught three flies and put em in a jar.

2 young flies and an elder fly.

1 of the younger flies comes up to the elder and asks if he knows how to get outta the jar

Elder - Yah, suck my dick and I'll tell you.
*sucks his dick*
Younger Fly #1 - Okay now tell me.
Elder - Okay just do a corkscrew as fast as you can to the top of the jar and it will pop the top off.

So the younger fly follows his instructions, hits the top and dies.

The other young fly appraoches the elder and asks do you know any other ways to get out?

Elder - Yah, suck my dick and I'll tell you.
*sucks his dick*
Younger Fly #2 - Okay now tell me.
Elder - You have to rattle of each side all the way to the top and you'll pop off the top of the jar.

So the younger fly follows his instructions and hits the top and dies.

So theres only one fly left and he got out of the jar.

i dont get it....

whats there not to get. the fly got out of the jar.

I didn't get it either...But, u didn't say it was a funny joke. THen again, by definition, a "joke" should be funny...right?


yea

dats bogus.....................lmao

what dont u get?!

how does the fly get out of the jar?

lmao!............

he gets head from the other two and they coplete the tasks for him to get out

oh, i thought there was gonna be somethin funny about it

lmao, werrd....

suck my dick and ill tell you

bout time someone asked for the punchline

bleh... that punch was wiggity wack... erra erra

your punches are wack. no DJ'ing that f'real

lmao...best joke ever

lmao, werrrrd!

thanks Thassarap
and lmao @ New Meth0d laughing @ him for figuring it out

how in the hell is a fly gonna get out of a jar?

not funny word *confused*

L.I...

Your extremely gay joke was totally redeemed once the punchline was busted out.

Funniest shit ever, lmao.

Rofl

this jokes dope cause everyone is asking whats so funny about it.

I told my gf this joke...

HER - "so how did the elderly fly get outta the jar"

ME (holding in laughter) - "SUCK MY DICK AND ILL TELL YOU, HAHAHAHA!!!!"

HER - *ties hair back* ... *actually does it*

ME - :cool:

HER - "So how did it get out?"

ME - :shocked: ..."brb!" *goes on RV to ask L.I. what to do in this situation*

...lol!

^Liar!.........

Your girlfriend is hot. Specially her titties. And yes, I have seen them. This is not a lie or fake personal. :thumbup:

Youve only seen through pics tho son. ^

lol.

But you aint lying.

Point is I've seen them. Expect this in a bar if we face each other in PLL. :thumbup:

word. my joke rocks.

I heard that before... too bad it didnt run as smooth as you wanted it too lol.