So i got punked the fuck out tonight
 

went to a big Sig Ep party...

met this girl maria...

we were hanging out having a fucking awesome time...she said she had to pee and we went and got in line for the bathroom...when its her turn she pulls me in the bathroom and pulls down her pants all sexy and pisses in front of me...

so im like...damn this girl is open tonight...im bagging her up for sure...

we go out and drink some more pj and smoe a few bones and sit on a couch and chill...

she gets nasty drunk...i introduce her to my frat brothers...

she walks up to one of them and goes "youre cute" and starts trying to kiss him...

hes pointing at me trying to push her off telling her "youre supposed to be with him"

hes a really good guy...i dont know if i would have done that...

im laughing it off like..."this girls gonna rape you dude"...

so i told him shes all his and went back inside to find a new girl...

she pulls him inside...whereever i go shes pulling him around trying to make out with him...like making sure i see her...

and by then im through laughing and im getting pissed quick...

shes standing like 6 inches from my face and i tapped one of my brothers on the shoulder and go "get me away from this fucking whore i want to leave"...making sure she heard me...

so all the brothers pile in the jeep and were about to head to another brother's apartment...this fucking whore jumps in the car with us and keeps trying to make out with this same dude...

hes STILL pushing her off for my sake...he's a stand up guy...

so we get back to the apartment and a few of them are spending the night (which i was supposed to) and a few are going to this bar...

i want to get the fuck away from this girl quick so im like...yeah ill go to the bar...

she goes "where are we going?"

i turned around and said "you are definitely not invited you fucking whore"

her eyes start welling up with tears and she gives me this "what did i do?" look...

at this point i start to lose control...i feel my fists balling up and i know its about 5 seconds before i start swinging on this girl...

i tell the guys that are going to the bar "i need to leave now...just take me home now"...

they see that its about to get serious so they made sure i got out the door and they all took me home and were trying to calm me down....

so im home now still FUMING mad...

tonight was probably the most pissed i have ever been in my entire life...

the liquor combined with the no sleep combined with the bitch came close to putting me over the edge and getting me put in jail...

i was really scaring myself how pissed i was getting...

ive got a kappa sig party coming up tommorrow so im gonna go and take my mind off this fucked up night...

but yeah...i got owned hardcore...

And where is the bitches?

lmfao, you's a lame ass nigga

I really don't see how you got punked...

But yeah that sucks.

Word. =\

when I was in school, SIg EP was the "good" boys Frat


Lambda was the trouble makers


they didn't have any black frats at my school so I never joined one

You really shouldnt let some drunk bitch ruin ya night like that man.. Personally, I would of ditched her when she tried to piss infront of me...

yeah i know...im sober now and im definitely feeling better about it...

last night was just not the night to pull some shit like that with me...like i was seconds away from hitting her...

i went to school 9 till 5, work till 11, and partied till 3:30 like two nights in a row so i was tired as fuck...i was drunk and belligerent...and this girl was trying her best to fuck my night up...

meh...i just need some random tail from the kappa sig party

word to nos bout the pissing thing...lmao

but yea yo, that shit sounds bad...i unno what i wouldve done, i have a real low tolerance level for that kinda shit..

Dude...

I woulda fuckin ate her face...

Like "Bitch, this is what happens when you fuck with the almighty!!!" -chomp-

I know exactly what you mean man..
Theres been times when I been away from home sleeping at other peoples houses and going to partys for 2 weeks straight.. I swear that by the end of it you just want to rip someones head off cause you dont get a chance to be alone and gather your thoughts..

werd.... that sux lol.......but why watch her peee.......thats disgusting :(

u eva find out who tha bitch was?

I don't give a fuck!!!

That was, Amazing.

Lmao. You took the words out of my.. fingers?

aight first off, i saw u said "kappa" and thats from va, so i had to peep ya public profile to see if u were from va... turns out... apparently ur 16 years old... 16 year olds are freshly in "high" school, i doubt any of your story is tru, y would u lie about sum dumb shyt? lol, but for the sake of arguemtn....

this is a gurl u have just met, y would u get pissed if she fucked around? i'd b like, dog, go bang that whore! yet, u didnt even find a new gurl, ur skills are terrible, as well as the fact she would only do this to u to piss u off, i'd be playin these games rite bak, find the biggest whore in there n start freakin her, fight fire w/ fire... tha fuck r u gettin ur panties in a knot for over sum tramp?

ROOOOOFFFFLLLLMMMAAAOOOOO

Aiyo, you should join e-style, fa real

lmfao @ "-chomp-"

1.) go to http://www.kappasigma.org/chaptersByName.php go to edit->find...type in xi-phi...

turns out that there just happens to be a kappa sig chapter at the college i go to...what an amazing coincidence...dumbfuck...

2.)i made my profile when i got here...havent looked at it since...if you look right above where it says age...youll see my birthday...october 5th, 1987...

now...if youll employ basic math skills...youll see i turn 18 in october...

the cutoff birthday for starting kindergarten was october 15th in asheville when i started kindergarten...making me 4 when i started kindergarten...

making me a college freshman right now...

*bows*

3.)if i were gonna make up a story it sure as hell wouldnt involve me getting embarrassed in public in front of a bunch of my frat brothers...

alright now that were all on the same page...



thats what i told him...i could care less if he gets his dick wet...but in my drunk ass head i already had her marked as mine for the rest of the night...so when shes trying to rub it in my face that shes about to fuck dude...i just got really pissed off...

yeah it was retarted and i shouldve handled it different...but...you ever get pissed when youre drunk...theres no way to stop it once it starts...

and i was out dancing with some other bitches...but by then it was late and the room people were dancing in had pretty much cleared out so they were all ugly and i wasnt feeling any of them...plus i was still pissed off...

it was stupid to be that pissed over that girl...but i was...it was just one of those nights...

feeels ya............

lmfao!!

its funny how you we're angery:)