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omens recipe f'dat CRACK!!!;)
for crack u just mix sum bakin soda, b12, or soap w/ sum cocaine n cook that shyt up.... but i was really talkin about another CRACK recipe lol.... SUPER PRETZELS!!!
aight, u can buy these oversized soft pretzels at any grocery store, called "super pretzels" theyre bomb, heres how to make the best snack in tha world, sprinkle a drop of water on them to ensure extra softness, microwave on high for 50 seconds, take them out, use "cheeze whizz" and spray that shyt over em... then put em back in for 10 seconds... now u'll need sum bacon, i use the 1 minute cook kind for quickness, then break the strips in half n place them over every inch of the cheese so they stick... eat n enjoy... these babies are bomb diggity jown! |
oh shit
I might try these but yo, you must've been high as FUCK when you thought of this shit. lol |
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wtf iz b12??? werd |
lol to really make crack u use water, baking soda, and sum cocaine...i believe its 2:1 ratio wit tha bakin soda to coke....then once its done cookin u can either stick it str8 in the oven to harden or to make it mega poten, u scrape off the top layer which will be able baking soda if done correct...
and yes this is how its done...not sum made up shit |
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but how much water r u spoze 2 put in? *takes notes* werd |
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who eats crack?? Who the hell makes crack with SOAP?!?!? o ith fuckin bullshit-ass b-12 LOLOOLOL. Kol, B-12 is a powdered vitamin supliment. It's straight up trash. Yeah, the ratio is 1/3rd baking soda. There is no substitute, where the fuck soap come from? I can tell that clowqn never cooked crack in his life cuz his ingredients aren't real and his measurements are innacurate as hell. Might me talking bout boiling down coke which is completely different. |
Nah... I'll tell you the best recipe...
What I been making latly is these cheese toastys right.. Get two peices of bread, butter the outsides, and inside, put a layer of pizza sauce, then on that a slice of sandwich meat of your choice, then I got these beef meat balls which I crumble up and spread out evenly, then a layer of chedda cheese, some chopped mushrooms and onion then I put it into the sandwich cooker and i swear... You will never beat this food.. It is seriously so dope its not funny...... *mocks your pretzels* They do sound good tho.. :-/ And yo rofl @ your crack recipe.. I aint cooked crack myself but you definatly had an aura of "full of shit" surrounding you when you typed that.. |
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Sounds gross man. |
Trust me... I can cook up a storm in the kitchen..
You should try it.. |
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Maybe... Without the mushrooms... But sometimes when I'm hungry I just make 3 different kinds of jello. |
Mushrooms are dope.. -_-
Some people dont like them though I guess.. Substitute them with some sliced tomato.. |
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Yeah that sounds better... |
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aight well dooms i guess u know it all... b 12 is def not "trash" i mean how many superrap stars have u heard mention it... such as biggie, spice 1 tha list goes on forever, but i guess theyre "trash" too rite? hmmm... no i dont smoke crack so i dunno how to make the most "premium" crack lol, we used to hit woo bobs, never straight up crack tho, but trust my boy had knowledge of this shyt, he used baking soda, but i've heard of ppl using soap, ect..... i dont really care about the recipe to make the best "crack" lol, i dont plan on ever making crack again in my life... but its funny howw u gotta take everything n throw in a dash of "idiot"...lol |
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holy shiit!! rap stars mentioned it!! it's gotta be great then!! :drinks formula 50 and puts on FUBU hoody while passing carvicier and stomping in my air force 1's: man gtf outta here. you're talking out your ass, but I'm the bad guyy for shittin on your talk-but-don't-know-shit ass. B-12 = junk. only advantage is thta you can get it anywhere. B12 is worse than inisitol and manitol. Learn something motherucka!!! |
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Crackhead!!!!!!!!! |
You idiots, crack is great. It's just cocaine and baking soda, boiled in water. And I think I tasted egg and cinnamon too...
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Smoke crack? Not quite. ![]() |
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Booooooooooooooooooo. |
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not what your fiend-ass mom says!! |
Haha, Doomsday = Darryl Strawberry :)
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which part of VA u live in.. |
^ 10 minutes from dc... in a place called chantilly.... but n e ways... dooms, i've seen that pic u posted b4 a million times... i can go online n save n paste a pic that i find online... 1st, that shyt is ALL powder, so i gives no fuck about what u say "quality" is... 2nd... it really duznt have a big difference what u cook it w/, usualy ppl use sumn that is light, so it looks like more when its all cooked... so bam! big rocks! b-12 is light, not dense.... as long as u got sum coke in tha mix... tahts whats making tha crack, not the "baking soda ,ect."
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A million times? that's AT MOST the third time ever. And where'd I get it from? lol, thats my real scale with my real order that's post cut and pre boil. I can take a fresh one with what's left of my new order if it really mattered that much. Hell, even put a screenshot of RV in the background, lol. why would anyone fake that shit? anywho, you say "lighter" but that makes no sense. The ratio is still the same (2:1 coke:cut) and it's measured by weight, not volume. If anything you'd want something with MORE volume and less weight so it looks bigger and wtill weighs in. B12 is just a cheap cut and it's used for cutting coke and hardener for boiling down, not for making crack. PS, if someone smoked soap and the fumes it lets off and they aint' gonna be happy since they'll never finish their crack without their respiratory tract feeling like it's on fire. That = not good. For some reason, I don't get the feeling you know what you're talking about. Jsut regurgtating what someone else told you. |
^ur rite, i've never used soap.. only heard of a few ppl that have used it...
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aight, u have no idea what ur talking about... more volume, =more dense= sumthing weighing a gram thats dense looks smaller compared to sumthing that is fluffier/lighter that weighs that same "gram" dunno wen i've ever heard sum1 say, wow, i want dense anything... cuz it "looks bigger"... its other way around buddy... and ppl who dont use scales see something big and they think they get hooked up... even tho it weighs the same as a denser product... it looks bigger... dont u have ANNNY hustler sence in you? i mean.. that statement was just dumb... and yea... i wanna see ur new product w/ rv in tha background... o yea, be sure not to use a big bag of baking soda this time.... lol |
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son, you failed math right? You're mistaking "volume" for "mass". a gallon is a volume, not a weight - example: a gallon of water weighs less than a gallon of oil. So like I said, you'd want something with MORE volume and LESS weight. smh...Why do it to your self? Oh before I forget: ![]() ![]() poof be gone bitch!! |
Post a pic of some topless bitch doing a line off your cd. :thumbup:
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and that sir is why you had unprotected sex and had to give up a human being, your own flesh and blood to someone you dont know... congradulations you drug addicted freak. thank you and good day Sincerley, Wickedclown :thumbup: |
^ur an idiot... u dont know my life whatsoever.... nyce try once again.... its 200 fizzle bizzle... every1 knows how to make crack.... n if u actually read this... i dont make crack.... i make superpretzels w/ bacon cheese... ;) thanks for the attention once again tho...
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LOL, I would, but they don't let cellphones into the stripclub, lol. |
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so uh where did i say use soap? and this is tru shit |
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who mentioned you? I was talking to Omen woh said "for crack u just mix sum bakin soda, b12, or soap" to which he got sonned horribly. |
no you do use soap stupid, it makes it more dense, you deal coke and not crack, so you wouldn't know anyways, soap decreases volume, increases the mass and makes it more dense, also more potent cuz the t-16 chemicals in most common soaps increase the potency of the crack when mixed together. So what if they don't get the burning feeling, they get more baked then they ever been, and that keeps them coming back.
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you're a certified idiot. You got absolutely no clue what you're talking about. read what I last told omen and thne hang your self with your own intestine. |
I edited it, now your the one that is stupid, read it all, dumbass.
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nah...you stupuid...shut up homo... |
....................... didnt I whore you?.......^^
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\ when I was a newb..and I still got 3 votes against you.. |
anyways doomsday, if you read my post you'll realise it makes no sense, I just wanted to see if you'd know if I was joking or not.
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